PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Saddam Hussain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vitamines Minerals (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hussain kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Dabke Huwara. Minerals comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Centrum Silver kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Vitamines Minerals was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Hussain
vs
Minerals

162 cm
30
140 lbs
21 - 4 - 0

175 cm
28
150 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Saddam Hussain!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Vitamines Minerals!
The judges for this bout are Aleksandr Martynov, Fedor Mirinova and Valeri Chadov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hussain shoots for a double leg takedown but Minerals sprawls well. He's pushed Hussain's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Minerals takes a swing at Hussain's ribcage but misses.
Hussain seems to be squinting his left eye. Perhaps he got a poke in that previous exchange. Minerals shows no mercy and swarms him with a barage of strikes! Hussain is backing up but Minerals catches him with a final right hook that drops him! Hussain covers up and the referee steps in to end the fight! Minerals Jumps to his feet and flashes his guns to the crowd. Oh yeah, baby! How'd you like them apples?!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Vitamines Minerals!
Vitamines Minerals is the new featherweight champion!