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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Parnisha Neprostoy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Charlie Sheen will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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186 cm
28
197 lbs
10 - 4 - 1 |
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187 cm
27
194 lbs
5 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Very strong |
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Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
10 - 4 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Parnisha Neprostoy! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Charlie Sheen! The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Fedor Mirinova and Aleksandr Martynov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Neprostoy lands a slapping body shot.
Neprostoy misses with a double jab.
Neprostoy misses with a low kick. Neprostoy takes a swing at Sheen's ribcage but misses. Sheen works over Neprostoy's head and body with a nice combination. Sheen keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl. Neprostoy throws a body punch but Sheen moves out of range. Neprostoy throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Sheen counters with a lovely shot to the body. Sheen connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
It looks like Parnisha Neprostoy has been cut. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Neprostoy looks to land a combination but Sheen avoids it well. Sheen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Neprostoy was well out of range. Poor timing from Sheen. Sheen throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Neprostoy stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. Neprostoy moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body. Neprostoy is breathing heavily. Neprostoy shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Sheen as he avoids it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round. Sheen looks to land a right hand but Neprostoy moved out of range. Neprostoy shoots in and gets a takedown into Sheen's guard. We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Sheen can do anything to dispel that myth. Neprostoy won't allow Sheen to sweep him here. Neprostoy stands up from guard. Let's bang! Sheen listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut. Sheen misses with a hook. Neprostoy takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Sheen moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination. No luck for Neprostoy with that takedown attempt. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Parnisha Neprostoy. That's going to take a lot out of him. Neprostoy ducks straight into an uppercut from Sheen and tumbles to the canvas! It’s a flash knockdown though - Neprostoy manages to regain guard straight away.
Neprostoy is rocked! Sheen missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Sheen landing some decent shots from guard. Sheen postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. Sheen throwing strikes but missing. Sheen connects with a couple of short punches. Sheen trying to control the position from guard on top but Neprostoy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. Sheen thows a big elbow that misses. Sheen is looking to advance position but Neprostoy has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount! Neprostoy working for a submission but Sheen is keeping him at bay. Sheen is desperately trying to improve his position but Neprostoy has a good base and remains in mount.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Neprostoy is standing up, even though he is in mount. Neprostoy misses with a few strikes there.
Sheen's jab looks to have found its range, popping Neprostoy under the eye. Neprostoy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sheen was well out of range. Poor timing from Neprostoy. Neprostoy has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Parnisha Neprostoy's cut is getting worse. Neprostoy shoots for a takedown but Sheen saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily. Neprostoy tries to clinch up. Neprostoy will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Neprostoy throws a body punch but Sheen moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Neprostoy swings for the body but Sheen moves out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action! Neprostoy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sheen cracks Neprostoy with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd. Sheen slips a jab and a cross from Neprostoy.
Neprostoy on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Oh, that's a big right hand from Sheen and Neprostoy goes tumbling to the canvas! Sheen follows him to the ground and looks to finish from half guard. Oh Neprostoy is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!! The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Sheen connects with a nice short shot to Neprostoy's temple. Sheen thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Neprostoy's head. Sheen working the head and body with strikes. Sheen is sitting in half guard. He's postured up and lands a nice elbow. Oh, Neprostoy is hurt! He's hurt bad - Sheen fires away with more strikes and the referee jumps in to save Neprostoy from any more punishment! Congratulations to Sheen! Great finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Charlie Sheen!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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