PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jesse Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sven S Svensson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Parker comes to the cage accompanied by Science vs. Romance. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Parker
vs
S Svensson

168 cm
21
143 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

170 cm
21
145 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Decent wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Jesse Parker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sven S Svensson!
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Valeri Chadov and Konstantin Menshow.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Svensson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Parker misses with a wild body shot.
Svensson gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Svensson throws a shot from downtown. Parker moves away and avoids it.
Svensson pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Svensson uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Parker has time to react.
Parker is trying hard to land a takedown here. Svensson sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Svensson throws a leg kick that misses.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Svensson, as that shot connected.
Svensson stalks Parker and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Parker's face. Parker staggers backwards, shaken.
Parker just misses with a punch to the body.
Parker avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Svensson throws a hook but Parker avoids it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Svensson throws a low kick but it's checked well by Parker.
No joy there for Svensson, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Svensson misses with a body kick.
Parker tries for a takedown but Svensson sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Svensson lands a front kick.
Parker avoids a kick to the body.
Parker throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Svensson's waist but Svensson gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Parker off to one side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jesse Parker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Svensson pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Parker cracks Svensson with a good jab.

Parker changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Svensson looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Parker wants to lay and pray for a moment but Svensson keeps working.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Svensson being controlled for a moment.
Svensson struggling a bit here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Svensson is trying to improve his position.
Parker wants to control but Svensson is keeping him busy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Svensson is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Parker is looking to take a break and control but Svensson is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Parker throwing shots but missing, from side control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parker misses with the ground and pound.
Parker is putting a hurting on Svensson here, landing some big shots from side control.
Parker trying to control the position but Svensson is working away.
You can see the frustration on Svensson's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Parker throws an elbow but Svensson slips to the side and avoids it well.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Parker is looking to take a break and control but Svensson is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Svensson is trying to improve his position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Sven S Svensson will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Svensson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Svensson throws a leg kick
and Parker counters with a stiff right hand.
Parker takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Parker keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Svensson takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Parker throws a series of punches but Svensson avoids them all with ease.
A jab from Svensson finds it's way through Parker's defenses.
Svensson throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Sloppy strikes from Parker. Those never looked like landing.
Parker cracks a nice hook into Svensson's ribs.
Parker throws a body punch but Svensson moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker misses with an attempted mid kick.
Parker looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Svensson dodges the punch combination from Parker.
Svensson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Parker walks into a stiff left hand from Svensson.
Svensson misses with a series of wild punches.
A left lands for Svensson.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker just misses with a punch to the body.
Parker is looking to wear down Svensson with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Parker looks to score with a jab to the body but Svensson is just out of range.
Parker throws a right and a left that Svensson avoids nicely.
Parker rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Svensson moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Parker takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Svensson connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Parker fails in his attempt to clinch.
Parker fails with a takedown attempt.
A head kick misses from Svensson.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Parker tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Svensson paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Svensson pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Svensson misses with a hook.
Sven S Svensson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Svensson misses with a two punch combination.
Svensson is looking to land body kicks.
Svensson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Svensson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Parker sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Svensson connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Parker's hands.
Svensson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Parker.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Parker closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
An elbow from Parker crashes against the mat.
An elbow from Parker crashes against the mat.
Parker throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Parker misses with the ground and pound.
Parker wants to control but Svensson is keeping him busy.
Parker laying and praying for a moment but Svensson takes advantage and regains half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Parker prevents Svensson from improving his position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sven S Svensson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Parker falls off balance throwing a combination
and Parker takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Parker uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Svensson.
Svensson tries to score with a low kick but Parker moves his leg out of the way.
Parker tries to bum rush Svensson with a series of wild strikes but Svensson uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Parker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Svensson was well out of range. Poor timing from Parker.
Svensson drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Parker is trying hard to land a takedown here. Svensson sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Svensson walks into a jab.
Parker fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Svensson manages to avoid it.
The fighters circling - Svensson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Svensson tries to clinch up but Parker circles away and keeps his distance.
Svensson misses with a body kick.
Sven S Svensson seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Parker tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Parker checks the leg kick.
Parker tries to bum rush Svensson with a series of wild strikes but Svensson uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Svensson throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Svensson misses with a hook
and Parker counters with a two punch combo.
Svensson moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Svensson misses with a series of wild punches.
Svensson just misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Svensson misses with a body kick.
Svensson takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Svensson lands with a right hand.
Svensson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Parker.
Svensson throws a body kick that misses.
Parker scores with a body shot.
Svensson looks to land a body kick but Parker moved away.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Parker smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Svensson misses with a straight left.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Jesse Parker is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Svensson takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Parker misses with a wild body shot.
Svensson slips under a jab.
Parker throws a looping overhand right but Svensson ducks down to avoid it.
Svensson on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Parker tries to clinch but Svensson moves out of range.
Svensson throws a lazy right hand but Parker sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Svensson scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Parker swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sven S Svensson is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parker tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Svensson paws at him with a jab and circles away.

Parker clinches up with Svensson and pushes him back against the cage.
Svensson prevents a body shot from Parker.

Svensson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Svensson lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Svensson lands with a straight right. Parker didn't see that one coming.
Parker is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Svensson misses with a head kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Parker uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Svensson.
Jesse Parker has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A jab from Parker misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Sven S Svensson.
I've got Svensson winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Igor Prikhodko scores the fight 27:30
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight 27:30
Judge Konstantin Menshow scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sven S Svensson!
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