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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Om Nom Nom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jake Koers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Koers has chosen Godsmack - Cryin' Like A Bitch!! as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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215 lbs
13 - 5 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Om Nom Nom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jake Koers!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Johanna Lukiainen and Roosa Järviläinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Koers shoots in looking for a takedown but Nom Nom manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Koers's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Koers throws a half hearted mid kick.
Koers checks the leg kick nicely there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Koers. Nom Nom does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nom Nom ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Koers moves away.
Koers tried to score with a low kick but Nom Nom checks it.
Koers gets a double leg takedown into Nom Nom's guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Koers looking to pass the guard.
Koers throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Koers postures up in Nom Nom's guard and throws a big left but Nom Nom blocks it.
Koers wants to pass the guard but Nom Nom is keeping the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Koers trying to control but Nom Nom is working from the bottom.
Koers postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Nom Nom holds on and takes a little breather.
Koers working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Koers accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Koers looking to pass the guard.
Koers is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Nom Nom looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Koers scoring with some ground and pound.
Nom Nom pulls Koers in close to prevent any damage.
Nom Nom working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Koers.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Koers is looking to work some ground and pound but Nom Nom has wrist control.
Nom Nom wants to sweep but no luck.
Koers with a nice head shot there.
Koers passes into half guard.
Koers thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Koers wants to take a breather but Nom Nom is having none of it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nom Nom moves into full guard.
Koers passes into half guard.
Nom Nom slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Nom Nom working a defensive guard here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nom Nom avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Nom Nom keeping full guard, as Koers tries to pass.
Nom Nom has momentary wrist control but Koers slips an elbow through the middle.
Koers stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Nom Nom swivels though and keeps the full guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Koers accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Koers accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Koers throws a strike but Nom Nom rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Koers keeping moving, preventing Nom Nom from controlling successfully.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nom Nom thows a big elbow that misses.
Koers trying to control the position.
Nom Nom tries to free his leg and advance position but Koers is retaining full guard.
Nom Nom wants to control from the top but Koers keeps moving.
Nom Nom won't allow Koers to sweep him here.
Nom Nom landing some decent shots from guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Nom Nom accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Koers wants to sweep but no luck.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jake Koers dominated that round.
That's time! Nom Nom's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Koers ducks under a wild hook from Nom Nom.
Sloppy strikes from Nom Nom. Those never looked like landing.
Koers keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Nom Nom.
Nom Nom throws a nice inside leg kick.
Nom Nom scores with a hook to the body. Koers takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Koers has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Nom Nom.
Koers throws a leg kick which misses Nom Nom's front leg but catches the back leg as Nom Nom tries to avoid it.
Nom Nom feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Koers's calf.
Koers scores with a jab.
Koers with a hook.
Jake Koers seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Koers throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Koers slips a straight right by Nom Nom.
Nom Nom throws a low kick but Koers moves out of range easily.
Koers thows a body shot but no joy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nom Nom throws a jab but it's blocked by Koers.
Koers fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Koers misses with a body punch
and Nom Nom counters with a nice body shot.
Om Nom Nom is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Nom Nom throws a hook but Koers blocks it.
Nom Nom will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Nom Nom, right into the meat.
Good leg kick by Nom Nom there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Koers lands a leg kick that knocks Nom Nom off balance momentarily.
Koers is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Nom Nom.
Koers shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Nom Nom defends it nicely.
Nom Nom scores with a crisp jab that stopped Koers in his tracks.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Koers shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Nom Nom as he jumps to the side.
Om Nom Nom has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jake Koers.
Koers looks to throw the jab but Nom Nom is out of range.
Koers looks for the body kick but Nom Nom saw that one coming.
Koers is looking to clinch.
Koers fails with the takedown.
Jab, jab by Nom Nom - just one landing.
Koers throws a sloppy body shot
and Nom Nom makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Koers tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Nom Nom manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Nom Nom throws a good cross that connects.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Koers misses with a right hand
and Nom Nom counters with a thumping low kick.
Koers is breathing heavily.
Nom Nom is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Koers.
Koers takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Nom Nom displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Koers throws out the jab.
Nom Nom scores with a shot to the body.
Nom Nom throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A leg kick checked by Koers.
Nom Nom misses with a hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Koers's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Nom Nom connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Koers scrambles back to his feet.
Koers just misses with a punch to the body.
Nom Nom fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Koers manages to avoid it.
Koers checks a leg kick.
Koers throws a low kick but Nom Nom moves out of range easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nom Nom misses with a leg kick.
Nom Nom staying out of range there.
Nom Nom scores with a one two! Koers had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Koers misses with a head kick.
Koers is trying hard to land a takedown here. Nom Nom sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
A jab from Nom Nom does it's job there.
Koers misses with an uppercut. Nom Nom saw that one coming.
Nom Nom tries to close the distance and clinch up but Koers swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Nom Nom looking to land some kicks to the body here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Koers misses with a body kick.
Koers tries to clinch
and Nom Nom counters with a low kick, right behind Koers 's knee.
Nom Nom misses with a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Om Nom Nom dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Nom Nom keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Koers tries to close the distance and clinch but Nom Nom swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Nom Nom looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Koers misses with a looping left.
Koers scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
It looks like Om Nom Nom has been cut.
Koers fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Koers slips a straight right by Nom Nom.
Koers shoots for a takedown but Nom Nom saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Nom Nom lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Nom Nom throws a jab but it's blocked by Koers.
Koers throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Nom Nom sees it coming and avoids it easily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nom Nom throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Koers works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nom Nom lands a nice leg kick that just misses Koers's sensitive parts.
Koers swings for the body but Nom Nom moves out of range.
Koers shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Nom Nom pinned against the cage. Nom Nom gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Koers takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Nom Nom takes a swing at Koers's ribcage but misses.
Nom Nom avoids the body shot from Koers.
Nom Nom throws a leg kick but Koers checks it.
Koers blocks a leg kick.
Koers tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Nom Nom paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Nom Nom keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Koers lands a jab to the nose.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jab by Nom Nom.
Koers ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Koers, as that shot connected.
Nom Nom throws out a leg kick but Koers moves out of range and Nom Nom only half commits.
Koers ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Nom Nom moves away.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nom Nom misses with a wild body shot.
Koers scores with a leg kick.
Koers swings for the body but Nom Nom moves out of range.
A combination from Koers does no damage.
Koers misses with a low kick.
Om Nom Nom is winning the standup battle so far.
Koers is looking to clinch but Nom Nom is avoiding it.
No luck for Koers with that takedown attempt.
Om Nom Nom has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jake Koers.
Nom Nom dips to his left and cracks Koers with an uppercut!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Koers shoots in but Nom Nom avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Koers shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Nom Nom connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nom Nom attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Nom Nom throws a head kick that misses.
Koers scores with a body shot.
Koers works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Koers connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Nom Nom's hands.
Nom Nom connects with a looping right hand.
Koers tries to clinch but Nom Nom is having none of it.
Koers looks to land a left hand but Nom Nom moved out of range nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nom Nom throws a low kick but Koers moves out of range easily.
Koers moves away from the strike by Nom Nom.
Koers throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Nom Nom connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nom Nom throws a jab but it's blocked by Koers.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nom Nom thuds a left hand into Koers's body.
Koers is trying hard to land a takedown here. Nom Nom sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Nom Nom misses with a series of wild punches.
Nice shot by Koers.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nom Nom clobbers Koers with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Koers gets the takedown into side control.
Nom Nom prevents Koers from improving position.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Jake Koers.
I think Koers has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 28:29
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 29:28
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Om Nom Nom!
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