PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mr Pearl (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Santino Carolla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pearl comes to the cage accompanied by yes. On his way into the cage it seems that Mr Pearl has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Mr Pearl seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Pearl
vs
Carolla

190 cm
28
174 lbs
14 - 12 - 0

195 cm
26
180 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Mr Pearl!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Santino Carolla!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Colin Fotheringham and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Carolla swinging wildly here.
Pearl pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Carolla back to the cage. Pearl follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.

Pearl drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Pearl postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Pearl passes easily into side control. Nice work.

Pearl has an Americana. Carolla didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Pearl is delighted and gyrates in front of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Pearl hooks up with any of them at the after show party.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Mr Pearl!