PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vince Noir (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Like Whoa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Noir comes to the cage accompanied by Dance Hall Days. Vince Noir has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Noir
vs
Whoa

200 cm
28
211 lbs
14 - 7 - 0

188 cm
27
210 lbs
20 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Vince Noir!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Like Whoa!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Daniel Cesar and Thiago Cunha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Whoa blocks a head kick by Noir.
Whoa takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Whoa swings for the body but Noir moves out of range.
Whoa checks a low kick from Noir.
Whoa lands with a straight right. Noir didn't see that one coming.
Noir throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Noir throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Whoa sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Whoa looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Noir misses with a wild body shot.
Noir looks for a takedown but Whoa sprawls well.
Noir doesn't manage to clinch there - Whoa circles away.
Noir swings for the body but Whoa moves out of range.
Noir ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Whoa moves away.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Whoa swinging wildly here.
Noir shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Whoa as he avoids it easily.
Some wild striking there from Whoa.
Vince Noir seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Whoa looks to land a combination but Noir avoids it well.
Whoa showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Noir.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Whoa fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Noir connects with a good right hand that stumbles Whoa. Whoa circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Noir tries a low kick but Whoa avoids it.
Noir misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Whoa throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Noir.
Noir tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Whoa manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Like Whoa is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Noir tries to clinch but Whoa moves out of range.
Whoa throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Whoa will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Whoa fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Noir fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Vince Noir. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Whoa uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Noir.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A combination from Whoa does no damage.
Noir shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Whoa pinned against the cage. Whoa gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Noir throws a sloppy head kick and Whoa moves out of range easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Whoa throws a jab when Noir was well out of range.
Whoa misses with a double jab.
Danga de danga de dang - Noir scores with a four punch combination!
Whoa stuns Noir with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Noir gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Whoa.
Noir is looking to score with low kicks.
Noir tries a head kick but it misses.
Whoa dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Noir is breathing heavily.
Whoa keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Noir takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Noir tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Whoa was well out of range. Poor timing from Noir.
Whoa lands a glancing blow to the side of Noir's head.

It looks like Vince Noir has been cut.
Whoa dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Whoa looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Whoa lands a two punch combo.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Whoa!
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Noir. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Donk. Whoa catches Noir right on the button with a cross.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Noir looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Noir misses with a body kick.
Whoa swats away the attempt to clinch by Noir.
Whoa fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Noir looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Whoa pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Noir back to the cage. Whoa follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Whoa misses with a jab, cross combination.
Whoa ducks under a wild hook from Noir.
Noir walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Whoa uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Whoa changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Whoa batters Noir with a massive right followed by a huge left! Noir is out on his feet looking like a zombie as Whoa lands a final crushing right hand to drop Noir to the mat with a gruesome thud! Whoa is running around like a mad man after that fight and for good reason!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Like Whoa!