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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dirk Zeldenthuis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Unclefucker. This should be a great matchup!
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179 lbs
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180 lbs
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Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dirk Zeldenthuis!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Johanna Lukiainen and Ben Zyskovitsi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman misses the jab.
Cartman throws a lazy right hand but Zeldenthuis sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Cartman throws a left and a right that both miss
and Zeldenthuis connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Zeldenthuis throws a push kick but Cartman slaps the foot to one side.
Zeldenthuis misses with an uppercut
and Cartman cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A bone on bone clash there as Cartman blocks the leg kick.
Cartman misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Zeldenthuis to counter with a crisp jab.
A big right from Cartman misses.
Cartman tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Zeldenthuis works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Cartman chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Zeldenthuis can pounce on him.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cartman slips a jab from Zeldenthuis.
Zeldenthuis lands a big head kick that sends Cartman tumbling to the mat! Zeldenthuis takes a step backwards and waves Cartman back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Cartman is rocked!
Cartman slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Oh Cartman is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Cartman misses with the combination.
Cartman seems to have got his legs back now.
Cartman ducks under a wild hook from Zeldenthuis.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zeldenthuis lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Cartman misses with a body kick.
A low kick from Zeldenthuis misses
and Cartman cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Cartman lands a really nice looking cross but Zeldenthuis seems unphased.
Cartman throws a leg kick but Zeldenthuis sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Zeldenthuis uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cartman.
Zeldenthuis throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Cartman gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Cartman working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Zeldenthuis.
Zeldenthuis looking to pass the guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zeldenthuis trying to control but Cartman is working from the bottom.
Cartman tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Cartman seems keen to control Zeldenthuis's posture.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zeldenthuis wants to pass the guard but Cartman is keeping the position.
Zeldenthuis stopping the sweep attempt from Cartman.
Cartman keeping moving, preventing Zeldenthuis from controlling successfully.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Dirk Zeldenthuis.
Zeldenthuis shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Zeldenthuis is stalling here. Cartman is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Zeldenthuis seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Cartman has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman laying and praying for a moment but Zeldenthuis takes advantage and regains half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cartman wants to lay and pray for a moment but Zeldenthuis keeps working.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dirk Zeldenthuis dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Zeldenthuis scores with a hook.
Zeldenthuis shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Zeldenthuis looks to land a right hand but Cartman moved out of range.
Zeldenthuis stuns Cartman with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Zeldenthuis throws a lazy uppercut
and Cartman counters with a nice uppercut.
Cartman avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Good work by Cartman as he checks the leg kick.
Cartman staying out of range there.
Cartman misses with a hook.
A telegraphed right hand from Cartman misses the target.
Cartman looks to land a right hand but Zeldenthuis moved out of range.
Zeldenthuis misses with a body shot.
Cartman is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Zeldenthuis connects with a looping right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zeldenthuis scores with a jab to the body.
Cartman throws a jab but it's blocked by Zeldenthuis.
A big left from Zeldenthuis misses.
Dirk Zeldenthuis seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Cartman stuns Zeldenthuis with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Zeldenthuis fails to land the takedown.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Zeldenthuis swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Cartman misses with a body shot.
Nice shot lands for Cartman.
Zeldenthuis swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Zeldenthuis takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Cartman cracks Zeldenthuis with an open hand slap.
A telegraphed right hand from Zeldenthuis misses the target.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A left lands for Cartman.
A head kick from Zeldenthuis lands but Cartman takes it in his stride.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zeldenthuis looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Zeldenthuis lands a jab to Cartman's midsection.
Cartman looks to throw the jab but Zeldenthuis is out of range.
Zeldenthuis slips a straight right by Cartman.
A chopping leg kick lands by Zeldenthuis.
Zeldenthuis throws a leg kick but Cartman checks it.
Zeldenthuis throws an overhand right that lands on Cartman's shoulder, as Cartman tries to avoid the shot.
A jab from Zeldenthuis misses.
Cartman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Zeldenthuis scores with a nice right hand.
Cartman keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Zeldenthuis.
Cartman throws an overhand right that lands on Zeldenthuis's shoulder, as Zeldenthuis tries to avoid the shot.
Zeldenthuis jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Zeldenthuis misses the target.
Cartman scores with a one two! Zeldenthuis had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Zeldenthuis tries a low kick but Cartman avoids it.
Zeldenthuis swats away the attempt to clinch by Cartman.
Zeldenthuis ducks right into an uppercut from Cartman.
Zeldenthuis misses with a takedown attempt
and Cartman counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Eric Cartman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Zeldenthuis lands a jab.
Cartman is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Zeldenthuis has a takedown stuffed.
Eric Cartman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dirk Zeldenthuis.
Zeldenthuis throws a push kick but Cartman slaps the foot to one side.
Cartman scores with a punch to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Zeldenthuis.
Cartman blocks the body kick.
Cartman missing with a left hand there. Zeldenthuis was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A slapping leg kick lands for Zeldenthuis.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zeldenthuis throws a looping overhand right but Cartman ducks down to avoid it.
Zeldenthuis blocks a low kick nicely.
Zeldenthuis throws a leg kick but Cartman sees it coming and moves out of range.
Cartman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Zeldenthuis.
Cartman tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Zeldenthuis connects with a leg kick. Cartman looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cartman gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Zeldenthuis.
Cartman throws a right and a left that both miss.
Zeldenthuis pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Dirk Zeldenthuis will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Cartman connects with a nice looking jab.
Zeldenthuis scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Zeldenthuis feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Cartman wants to sweep but no luck.
Zeldenthuis sitting in guard here, content to control.
Cartman wants to sweep here but Zeldenthuis controlling him for the moment.
Zeldenthuis trying to control the position from guard on top but Cartman is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Dirk Zeldenthuis was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Zeldenthuis throws a shot from downtown. Cartman moves away and avoids it.
Cartman is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Cartman jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Cartman turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Zeldenthuis misses with a wild body shot.
Zeldenthuis scores with a shot to the body.
Zeldenthuis misses with an uppercut.
Cartman is looking to chop away at Zeldenthuis's legs.
Cartman fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Zeldenthuis scores with a nice strike.
Cartman throws a right and a left that both miss.
Zeldenthuis scores with a body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Cartman throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Cartman slips a jab and a cross from Zeldenthuis.
Zeldenthuis shoots for a double leg takedown but Cartman sprawls well. He's pushed Zeldenthuis's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cartman steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Zeldenthuis. That one must have hurt.
Cartman is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Zeldenthuis.
Zeldenthuis looks to throw the jab but Cartman is out of range.
Zeldenthuis lands a head kick!
Zeldenthuis connects with a single shot there.
Dirk Zeldenthuis seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cartman moves out of range as Zeldenthuis throws a body kick.
A jab from Cartman misses.
Cartman scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zeldenthuis tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Zeldenthuis throws an off balance right hand
and Cartman counters with a head kick.
Zeldenthuis misses the body punch
and Cartman counters with a right hand to the body.
Zeldenthuis takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Cartman works Zeldenthuis's body with a nice hook.
A shot to the liver by Cartman. Beautiful body shot.
Zeldenthuis throws a low kick but it's checked well by Cartman.
Zeldenthuis misses with a hook to the body
and Zeldenthuis takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A big right from Zeldenthuis misses.
A slow jab from Cartman misses its intended target.
Zeldenthuis shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Cartman defends it nicely.
Cartman throws the left hand but Zeldenthuis avoids the punch easily.
Eric Cartman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman lands with a cross.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch but Zeldenthuis swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Zeldenthuis keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cartman.
Dirk Zeldenthuis is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Cartman misses with a looping left.
Cartman misses with a wild body shot.
Cartman takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Zeldenthuis throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Cartman avoids the body shot from Zeldenthuis.
Cartman just misses with a punch to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Zeldenthuis closes the distance and clinches.
Cartman misses with the head strike.
Cartman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cartman pushes Zeldenthuis back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Dirk Zeldenthuis.
I've got Zeldenthuis winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dirk Zeldenthuis!
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energy
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