PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Quinton Evans (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Calzattrounewis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Calzattrounewis comes into a darkened arena with his song building. I'm gonna Knock you out kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Evans
vs
Calzattrounewis

187 cm
23
199 lbs
11 - 5 - 1

187 cm
31
196 lbs
21 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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[WAO]MADE IN GERMANY
۞ AFFAKETIΘN ۞

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Quinton Evans!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 13 - 0, fighting out of London, Joe Calzattrounewis!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, James Ackerman and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Calzattrounewis connects with a nice looking jab.
Evans keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Calzattrounewis.
Calzattrounewis misses the shot to the body.
Evans will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Calzattrounewis walks into a stiff left hand from Evans.
A slapping body kick lands there for Evans.
Calzattrounewis misses with a few strikes there.
Evans fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Evans takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Calzattrounewis tries to bum rush Evans with a series of wild strikes but Evans uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Evans looks to score with a jab to the body but Calzattrounewis is just out of range.
Evans takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Evans throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Evans fakes the leg kick and cracks Calzattrounewis in the body.
Calzattrounewis with a hook.
Calzattrounewis throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Evans.
Calzattrounewis tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Evans was well out of range. Poor timing from Calzattrounewis.
Calzattrounewis misses with a body punch
and Evans counters with a big head kick but Calzattrounewis shrugs it off.
Evans throws a head kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good work by Calzattrounewis as he checks the leg kick.
A clash of legs there as Evans blocks the low kick.
Joe Calzattrounewis is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Evans lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Calzattrounewis connects with a body shot.
Calzattrounewis throws a body punch but Evans moves out of range.
Nice shot lands for Calzattrounewis.
Calzattrounewis takes a swing at Evans's ribcage but misses.
Sloppy strikes from Calzattrounewis. Those never looked like landing.
Nice shot lands for Calzattrounewis.

Evans is rocked!
Calzattrounewis misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Calzattrounewis ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Evans moves away.
Evans goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Calzattrounewis fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Evans looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Calzattrounewis throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Evans listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Calzattrounewis scores with a decent looking hook.
Calzattrounewis on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Calzattrounewis throws a low kick but Evans avoids it.
Evans getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Calzattrounewis looks to throw the jab but Evans is out of range.
Calzattrounewis throws a leg kick but Evans moved away.
Calzattrounewis thows a body shot but no joy.
Calzattrounewis cracks Evans with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Oh Evans is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Calzattrounewis scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
BOOM! Calzattrounewis lands a beautiful left hook that drops Evans. Evans tries to recover but Calzattrounewis is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Evans lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Joe Calzattrounewis!
Joe Calzattrounewis is the new middleweight champion!
Joe Calzattrounewis spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a big arrogant.