PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ash Tay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Old Fuck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Tay
vs
Fuck

170 cm
18
170 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

170 cm
25
170 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Self confident

Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ash Tay!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Old Fuck!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Shigeki Fujiwara and Yuuki Gou.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuck wants to clinch up but Tay keeps it at a distance.
Tay misses with a head kick.
Tay shoots in looking for a takedown. Fuck tries to sprawl out of it but Tay keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Fuck manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Fuck looks to land a left hand but Tay moved out of range nicely.
Tay ducks under a wild hook from Fuck.
Tay shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Fuck pinned against the cage. Fuck gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Tay fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ash Tay. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fuck swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Tay moves into the clinch.

Tay ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Tay no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Tay wants to stand but Fuck is controlling the position.
Fuck won't allow Tay to sweep him here.
Fuck postures up.

We're going to have a standup here because Ash Tay wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.

Tay shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Tay is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Fuck can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.

Tay swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Fuck is now in Tay's guard. A big mistake from Tay there, giving up the dominant position!
Tay is breathing heavily.
Fuck stays in close to Tay's body and controls the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Old Fuck was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Fuck throws a head kick that misses.
Fuck tries to land a leg kick but Tay saw it coming and moves away.
Tay swats away the attempt to clinch by Fuck.
Old Fuck is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fuck ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tay moves away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tay fails with a takedown attempt.
Fuck tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ash Tay seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fuck throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.

Fuck rushes Tay and presses him up against the cage.
Fuck scores a nice knee to the body.

Tay is fighting off a takedown attempt but Fuck is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Tay to the mat. Tay regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fuck trying to stand up but can't free himself from Tay's guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fuck is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Old Fuck dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Tay avoids a kick to the body.
Fuck throws a right and a left that both miss.
The fight stays on the outside here - Fuck looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

Fuck instigates a clinch.
Tay stops a takedown attempt from Fuck.
Tay wants to get back to striking at distance but Fuck won't allow it.
Tay jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Fuck walks away with a smile on his face. Tay gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Fuck throws a right hand that Tay ducks under and follows up with a left that Tay also avoids with ease.
Tay shoots for a double leg takedown but Fuck sprawls well. He's pushed Tay's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Tay shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Fuck but Fuck pushes him off and we're back to square one.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ash Tay. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fuck pivots, looking for a leg kick but Tay is out of range and Fuck settles back down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A leg kick checked by Tay.
Tay bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Tay throws a sloppy head kick and Fuck moves out of range easily.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Tay throws a head kick that half lands.
Fuck throws a leg kick but Tay moved away.
Fuck throws a chopping leg kick but Tay manages to avoid taking any serious damage.

Fuck moves into the clinch successfully.
Tay looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Fuck lands a knee to the body.
Stalling in the clinch from Fuck.
Fuck tries for a takedown but Tay manages to get underhooks.
Fuck landing knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuck lands a damaging elbow.
Fuck is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.

Fuck lands a takedown into guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fuck stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Tay swivels though and keeps the full guard.

Fuck stands and steps away. Tay gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.

Fuck takes the fight into the clinch.
Fuck lands an elbow inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tay prevents a takedown attempt there.
Fuck tries to score a body lock takedown but Tay shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Fuck's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Tay tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Fuck smiles and moves away.

Tay closes the distance and pushes Fuck back into the cage.
Fuck using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Tay tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Fuck just stands there and leans against the cage.
Fuck can't get the takedown.
Tay is pressed up against the cage. Fuck has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Tay down to the mat. Tay avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Fuck has Tay up against the cage in a clinch.
Fuck throws a knee to the head but misses.
Fuck has Tay pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Tay manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Tay trying to stall but Fuck improves his position.
Fuck can't get the takedown.
Fuck manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Fuck wants a takedown but no success here.
This has been an exciting period of action!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Tay looking for a takedown.

Fuck gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Tay regains guard.
Tay looking to hit a scissor sweep but Fuck is one step ahead there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Old Fuck showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Tay fails to land with a series of punches.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Fuck lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Tay has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Tay and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Fuck throws a wild body kick that Tay sees coming a mile off.
Fuck misses with a kick to the body.
Tay uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fuck.
A big left from Fuck misses.

Tay instigates a clinch.
Fuck is working for takedown but Tay is calmly controlling the position for now.
Tay wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Fuck has him pressed against the cage.
Tay takes a knee to the side of the body.
Tay is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck tries for a takedown. No joy.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Fuck looking for a takedown.
Ash Tay has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Old Fuck.
Fuck crunches a lovely knee into Tay's ribcage.
Nice elbow from Fuck.
Tay takes an elbow to the temple.

It looks like Ash Tay has been cut.
Fuck drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Tay gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Fuck.
Fuck has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Tay avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Fuck has Tay pressed against the cage, preventing Tay from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Fuck wants a takedown.
Fuck lands an elbow inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuck lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Fuck can't get the takedown.
Fuck controlling the action here for a moment.
Fuck has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Tay avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Fuck tries a knee to the head but Tay blocks it.
Tay has had enough of the clinch but Fuck keeps him there for the moment.
Tay tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fuck goes for a takedown in the clinch but Tay prevents it.
Fuck is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Tay pulls him back up using the underhooks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tay is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Fuck gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Fuck with a knee to the head.
Fuck has Tay pushed against the cage.
Tay fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fuck leaning against his opponent.
Old Fuck is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Tay is trying to break the clinch but Fuck has him pressed against the cage.
Tay drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Tay tries for a takedown but Fuck manages to get underhooks.
Tay wants to get back to striking at distance but Fuck won't allow it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tay wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Fuck has him pressed against the cage.
Fuck lands a nice elbow.
Fuck controlling the action here for a moment.
Fuck receives a warning from the referee for stalling.
Tay takes an elbow to the temple.
Tay is pressed up against the cage. Fuck has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Tay down to the mat. Tay avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Fuck misses with a wild body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Fuck closes the distance and clinches.
Ash Tay has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Fuck unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Fuck looking for a takedown.

And that's the end of the fight!
Old Fuck comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Fuck has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 27:30
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 27:30
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Old Fuck!