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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bla Bla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barby Girl (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bla comes into the arena with I'm gonna live forever blaring out of the sound system. Girl is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by You're my heart, You're me soul. Bla Bla is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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18
264 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
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240 lbs
4 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Counter striker
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Brawler
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Bla Bla!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Barby Girl!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Aleksandr Martynov and Viktor Lagutenko.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A punch combination from Bla misses.
Bla keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Girl closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Bla did well to prevent Girl getting side control.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Girl has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Bla taking shots to the head.
It looks like Bla Bla has been cut.
Bla really is a fat lump.
Girl postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Bla looks a forlorn figure.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Girl is working to isolate an arm here. It's a telegraphed submission attempt but he's gone for it anyway - and he's got it! Girl extends the arm and Bla is forced to tap!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Barby Girl!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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