PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Manuel Fistyrian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hank Johnstone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fistyrian's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Metallica - Enter sandman. Johnstone has chosen Humpin around, Bobby Brown as his entrance music. Hank Johnstone has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Manuel Fistyrian's chin.

Fistyrian
vs
Johnstone

193 cm
26
276 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

193 cm
28
276 lbs
20 - 11 - 1

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
KO power

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Undead clothing

{GTI} - HGH Nutrients
{GTI} - HGH Nutrients

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Manuel Fistyrian!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Hank Johnstone!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Nard Betker and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fistyrian takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Johnstone uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fistyrian.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Fistyrian lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Johnstone has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Johnstone and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Johnstone is looking to chop away at Fistyrian's legs.
Johnstone takes a kick to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A leg kick checked by Johnstone.
A clash of legs there as Fistyrian blocks the low kick.
Johnstone misses with a wild body shot.
Fistyrian feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Johnstones jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Johnstone throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fistyrian tries to clinch but Johnstone is having none of it.
Fistyrian swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Fistyrian tried to score with a low kick but Johnstone checks it.
Fistyrian throws a head kick but Johnstone moves out of range.
Fistyrian displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Johnstone throws out the jab.
The fighters circling - Fistyrian throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fistyrian lands with a kick to the temple. Johnstone shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

It looks like Hank Johnstone has been cut.
Johnstone misses with a body shot.
Fistyrian throws a right and a left that both miss.
Fistyrian looks to land a right hand but Johnstone moved out of range.
Fistyrian slips a straight right by Johnstone.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Fistyrian.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fistyrian throws a hook but Johnstone blocks it.
Johnstone jabs Fistyrian right on the nose. Fistyrian blinks but takes it well.
Johnstone feints and then cracks Fistyrian's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Fistyrian down.
Johnstone pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Fistyrian clinches up with Johnstone and pushes him back against the cage.
Fistyrian blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

Johnstone breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
That kick from Fistyrian tenderised Johnstone's leg. Johnstone is trying to keep his angry face on.
Johnstone throws a nice inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Johnstone there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Fistyrian is looking to clinch but Johnstone is avoiding it.
Johnstone fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Fistyrian lands a nice leg kick that just misses Johnstone's sensitive parts.
Johnstone looks gassed!
The fight stays on the outside here - Fistyrian looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Fistyrian pushes Johnstone away with a front kick.
Fistyrian throws a head kick that misses.
An inside leg kick lands from Fistyrian.
Johnstone avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Johnstone jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Fistyrian defending well as Johnstone loads up on a big left hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fistyrian avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Johnstone misses with a lunging right hand
and Fistyrian makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Johnstone really felt that one!
Fistyrian throws a low kick, looking for Johnstone's leg but Johnstone calmly moves out of range.

Fistyrian closes the distance and pushes Johnstone back into the cage.
Fistyrian throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Johnstone blocks it with crossed arms.
Fistyrian missing with knees to the body.
Fistyrian throws a knee to the head but misses.
Fistyrian tries to land knees in the clinch but Johnstone avoids the damage to the body.
Fistyrian tries a knee to the head but Johnstone blocks it.
Fistyrian lands with a light punch inside.
Johnstone lands with a light punch inside.
Fistyrian tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Johnstone misses with a hook to the ribs.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fistyrian throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Johnstones head.
Fistyrian lands a left hand.
Johnstone is trying to break the clinch but Fistyrian is controlling him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Fistyrian fails to land.
Johnstone has a couple of punches blocked by Fistyrian.
Fistyrian throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Johnstone blocks it with crossed arms.
Johnstone slowing the pace effectively.
A knee to the head by Fistyrian.
Fistyrian with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Johnstone misses with a hook from the clinch.
Johnstone looking to throw knees to the head but Fistyrian is blocking nicely.
Fistyrian is trying to stall.
Fistyrian prevents a body shot from Johnstone.
Johnstone lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Johnstone is trying to maintain a safe position but Fistyrian gets an underhook and turns Johnstone into the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Johnstone lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Fistyrian.
Johnstone lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Fistyrian backwards.
Johnstone creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Fistyrian's defenses.
Johnstone stalls.
Fistyrian misses with a knee to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Manuel Fistyrian dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Hank Johnstone's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

A chopping leg kick lands by Johnstone.
Fistyrian pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Johnstone feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Fistyrians jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Johnstone bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Johnstone pounces like a tiger and cracks Fistyrian with a vicious hook! Fistyrian is down but not out! Johnstone follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Hank Johnstone!
Hank Johnstone is the new heavyweight champion!
Hank Johnstone tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.