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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Uncle Nasty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Seamus Quackenbush (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nasty kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is pantera walk. The crowd seem to be enjoying Quackenbush's choice of entrance music: I Write Sins Not Tragedies. Seamus Quackenbush will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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190 cm
25
245 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
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208 cm
27
275 lbs
6 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Good chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Uncle Nasty! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Seamus Quackenbush! The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Nasty gets the takedown into side control. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Nasty tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. Nasty misses with an attempted head punch from side control. Nasty thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead. Quackenbush really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Nasty. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Sloppy strikes there by Nasty. Nasty tries for a kimura but Quackenbush is defending well. Nasty has an Americana. Quackenbush didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Nasty is delighted and gyrates in front of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Nasty hooks up with any of them at the after show party.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Uncle Nasty! Jumping up and down and very excited, Uncle Nasty waved his t-shirt featuring Hilo Nutrition (video proof)'s logo in front of the cameras.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
49% |
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