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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Harry Sonofabeetch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Kaplan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Sonofabeetch might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to the theme from the x files. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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286 lbs
7 - 4 - 0 |
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185 cm
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252 lbs
7 - 9 - 1 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Harry Sonofabeetch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joe Kaplan!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Cecil Peabody and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kaplan shoots in and drives through. Sonofabeetch sprawls well.
Kaplan throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Kaplan misses with a double jab
and Sonofabeetch counters with a two punch combo.
Sonofabeetch checks a leg kick.
Kaplan changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Sonofabeetch tries to avoid it but Kaplan manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Sonofabeetch to the ground. Sonofabeetch escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Sonofabeetch gets a clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sonofabeetch gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Kaplan regains guard.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Kaplan utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Sonofabeetch scoring with punches to the head and body.
It looks like Joe Kaplan has been cut.
Sonofabeetch throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Kaplan works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Sonofabeetch stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Kaplan swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Sonofabeetch thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Sonofabeetch drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Sonofabeetch jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Sonofabeetch throws a big right hand that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kaplan is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Sonofabeetch will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Sonofabeetch has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Sonofabeetch cracks Kaplan with a solid left hand.
Kaplan is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Sonofabeetch advances position into side control!
Sonofabeetch wants to control but Kaplan is keeping him busy.
Sonofabeetch is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Kaplan is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Sonofabeetch cracks Kaplan with a big elbow.
Sloppy strikes there by Sonofabeetch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sonofabeetch working the ground and pound.
That has opened up Joe Kaplan's cut even more.
Sonofabeetch lands some shots froms side control.
Kaplan can't do much from the bottom here.
Sonofabeetch is working Kaplan over with some ground and pound from side control.
Joe Kaplan's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Joe Kaplan's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Harry Sonofabeetch!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
62% |
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