PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Hans Gruber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chris Crocker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gruber comes to the cage accompanied by Irwin Goodman - St. Pauli Ja Reeperbahn. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Gruber
vs
Crocker

180 cm
27
187 lbs
10 - 8 - 0

191 cm
25
196 lbs
9 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

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Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hans Gruber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Chris Crocker!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gruber takes a kick to the side of the head.
Nice jab there from Gruber.
Gruber tries to clinch up.
Crocker throws a poor cross that misses
and Gruber counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Crocker blocks a low kick nicely.
Gruber waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Crocker.
Gruber darts in trying to clinch
and Crocker counters with a good low kick that Gruber was not able to check.
Crocker checks a leg kick nicely.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Crocker misses with a straight left.
Crocker takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Crocker closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Gruber, right into the meat.
Gruber swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Gruber lands a nice looking body shot.
Gruber blocks a head kick by Crocker.
Crocker throws a sloppy head kick and Gruber moves out of range easily.
Crocker misses with a looping left.
A solid leg kick lands there for Crocker.
A punch lands to the side of Crocker 's head but he takes it in his stride.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crocker keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
A jab from Crocker misses.
Crocker jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Crocker motions for Gruber to come forward. Crocker throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Crocker on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Gruber avoids the head kick by Crocker.
Crocker throws a head kick that misses.
Gruber fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Crocker manages to avoid it.
Gruber fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Crocker manages to avoid it.
Gruber fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Crocker manages to avoid it.
Crocker takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Gruber tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Gruber throws the kick towards the body but Crocker avoids it.
Crocker checks the leg kick nicely there.
Gruber looks to land a left hand but Crocker moved out of range nicely.
Hans Gruber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gruber thows a body shot but no joy.
A big right from Crocker misses.
Good work by Crocker as he checks the leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gruber thuds his right hand into Crocker's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gruber is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

Crocker is rocked!
Gruber misses with an uppercut. Crocker saw that one coming.
Crocker is still on wobbly legs! Can Gruber finish him?
Gruber throws an overhand right that lands on Crocker's shoulder, as Crocker tries to avoid the shot.
Gruber throws out a loose jab but Crocker uses good head movement to avoid it.
A jab from Gruber misses.
Crocker slips a straight right by Gruber.
Crocker defending well as Gruber loads up on a big left hand.
Gruber throws a lazy uppercut
and Crocker counters with a big head kick but Gruber shrugs it off.
Crocker seems to have recovered his senses.

It looks like Hans Gruber has been cut.
Crocker looks up at the clock. Bad move! Gruber lands a right hand from hell, dropping Crocker. Gruber pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hans Gruber!
An out of breath and clearly excited Hans Gruber thanked Undead clothing. All items 10$ for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).