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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chris Kendall (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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186 cm
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180 lbs
10 - 2 - 0 |
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176 cm
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173 lbs
7 - 0 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Chris Kendall! The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Paul Tew and Chris Edwards.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! A big left from Kendall misses. Kendall tried to score with a low kick but Fatherfockerusus checks it. Kendall throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kendall misses with a straight right. Fatherfockerusus uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kendall. Kendall fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Fatherfockerusus has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. Kendall throws a sloppy body shot
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a nice body kick. Fatherfockerusus chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Kendall throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kendall dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Fatherfockerusus bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Kendall's head. Kendall throws a jab but it's blocked by Fatherfockerusus. Fatherfockerusus checks a leg kick. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! That kick from Fatherfockerusus tenderised Kendall's leg. Kendall is trying to keep his angry face on. Kendall throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kendall on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
It looks like Chris Kendall has been cut. Kendall swings for the body but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a looping left.
That's one minute gone in the round. Fatherfockerusus wants to slow Kendall down by chopping away at his legs. Kendall throws a big shot that misses. Kendall cracks a nice hook into Fatherfockerusus's ribs. Fatherfockerusus throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Fatherfockerusus misses with a low kick. A nice leg kick lands there from Kendall. Kendall does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy. Kendall gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Kendall misses with a hook. Fatherfockerusus ducked under it nicely. Fatherfockerusus fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Kendall on the side of the head. Kendall throws a jab but it's blocked by Fatherfockerusus. Kendall takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Kendall throws a sloppy head kick and Fatherfockerusus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Kendall keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Fatherfockerusus is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches. Kendall tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target. Kendall digs a good body shot into Fatherfockerusus's ribs.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Fatherfockerusus swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Kendall.
Kendall is rocked! Fatherfockerusus explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work. Fatherfockerusus thuds a left hand into Kendall's body. Kendall looks gassed! Kendall tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him. Fatherfockerusus looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Fatherfockerusus looks to land a right hand but Kendall moved out of range. Kendall moves out of range of the body kick. Kendall is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent. Kendall showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Fatherfockerusus.
Kendall looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Kendall misses with a few strikes there.
Kendall is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Fatherfockerusus rather than just go for the knockout. Kendall tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fatherfockerusus was well out of range. Poor timing from Kendall. An inside leg kick lands from Fatherfockerusus. Fatherfockerusus connects with an inside leg kick. Kendall checks a leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Kendall walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Fatherfockerusus checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. Fatherfockerusus uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kendall. Kendall throws a sloppy head kick and Fatherfockerusus moves out of range easily. Fatherfockerusus looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Kendall! Fatherfockerusus throwing shots from mount but they're not landing. Kendall wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus looking to finish with strikes here!
Fatherfockerusus sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
That's four minutes gone in the round. Fatherfockerusus thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage. Kendall really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Fatherfockerusus. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out. Fatherfockerusus putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound! Fatherfockerusus lands a big shot there that rocks Kendall but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Fatherfockerusus avoids the attempt from Kendall to control. Kendall tries to get back to half guard but can't. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Fatherfockerusus lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Kendall tries to lock up and control but Fatherfockerusus gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus dominated that round. The cut man is working on Chris Kendall's cut. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Fatherfockerusus lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range. Kendall lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head. Kendall throws a leg kick which misses Fatherfockerusus's front leg but catches the back leg as Fatherfockerusus tries to avoid it. Fatherfockerusus tries a low kick but Kendall avoids it. Fatherfockerusus fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Kendall looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. Kendall misses with a leg kick. Kendall tries to land a front kick but Fatherfockerusus steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed. Fatherfockerusus scores with a body shot.
Fatherfockerusus motions for Kendall to come forward. Fatherfockerusus throws a leg kick but it misses it's target. Fatherfockerusus misses with a low kick. Kendall is looking to take this fight into the clinch. Kendall thows a body shot but no joy. Kendall dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Fatherfockerusus. That did some damage! This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Fatherfockerusus tries to land a front kick but Kendall steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed. Both fighters circling a little - Fatherfockerusus finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round. Fatherfockerusus throws a low kick but it's checked well by Kendall. Kendall is breathing heavily. Kendall pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Fatherfockerusus tries a head kick but it misses.
Fatherfockerusus throws a body kick but he wasn't in range. Kendall tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him. Fatherfockerusus moves out of range as Kendall throws a body kick.
Kendall checks a leg kick. Fatherfockerusus scores with a kick to the body.
Fatherfockerusus throws a leg kick but Kendall checks it. Kendall lands a lovely overhand right. Fatherfockerusus looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Kendall stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Fatherfockerusus. Kendall walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Fatherfockerusus lands a nice looking kick to the body. Kendall takes a step back to recover. Fatherfockerusus looks to land a body kick but Kendall moved away.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Fatherfockerusus tries to work over Kendall's front leg with a kick but Kendall checks it. Kendall tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him. A jab from Fatherfockerusus finds it's way through Kendall's defenses. Kendall slips under a jab. Fatherfockerusus throws a low kick but Kendall avoids it. Fatherfockerusus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kendall moves away. Fatherfockerusus scores with a jab to the head.
Kendall throws a body kick but he was well out of range there. Fatherfockerusus throws a nice inside leg kick. Fatherfockerusus connects with a leg kick. Kendall looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it. Good leg kick by Fatherfockerusus there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Kendall throws a push kick but Fatherfockerusus slaps the foot to one side. Fatherfockerusus tries to work over Kendall's front leg with a kick but Kendall checks it.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Kendall throws a body kick but he was well out of range there. Fatherfockerusus throws the left hand but Kendall avoids the punch easily. A solid leg kick lands there for Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fatherfockerusus is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kendall can do to turn this around? Fatherfockerusus throws a jab but it's blocked by Kendall. Kendall throws a big shot that misses. Kendall tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fatherfockerusus was well out of range. Poor timing from Kendall. Kendall blocks a head kick by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus tries a head kick but it misses.
Fatherfockerusus throws a leg kick but Kendall sees it coming and checks it nicely. A punch lands to the side of Kendall 's head but he takes it in his stride. Fatherfockerusus catches Kendall with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong! Kendall is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fatherfockerusus. Fatherfockerusus cracks Kendall with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Kendall tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him. Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus is winning the standup battle so far. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Kendall throws a nice looking combination but Fatherfockerusus bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. Fatherfockerusus tests Kendall's chin there with a solid looking shot. Kendall is still on wobbly legs! Can Fatherfockerusus finish him? Fatherfockerusus buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Kendall drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Fatherfockerusus swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Kendall's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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