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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between yo mama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Teddy Bear (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Teddy Bear was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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195 lbs
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180 cm
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190 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Great low kicks
Very strong |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, yo mama!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Teddy Bear!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurstr�m, Ben Zyskovitsi and Roosa J�rvil�inen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bear shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
The fighters circling - mama throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bear ducks under a wild hook from mama.
No luck for mama with that takedown attempt.
mama throws a nice looking combination but Bear bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bear lands a lovely overhand right.
Bear closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Bear gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and mama counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Bear works over mama's head and body with a nice combination.
Bear blocks a head kick by mama.
Bear looks for a takedown but mama sprawls well.
yo mama has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Teddy Bear.
Bear shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and mama counters with a left right combination that sends Bear crashing to the mat - mama wastes no time in diving on top of him and pounding Bear out for a TKO! Devastating finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). yo mama!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
37% |
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