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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Caligula Tirimisu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Loser Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tirimisu comes to the cage accompanied by "If You're a Viper" by Folsom. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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143 lbs
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130 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
KO power |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Caligula Tirimisu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Loser Man!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Cecil Peabody and Alan Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Man shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Tirimisu as he avoids it easily.
Man fails to land the takedown.
Loser Man seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tirimisu connects with a nice looking jab.
Tirimisu has managed to clinch.
Tirimisu breaks the clinch.
Tirimisu lands with a cross.
Man misses with a takedown attempt - Tirimisu sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Caligula Tirimisu has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Loser Man.
Man fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Tirimisu sprawls well initially but Man persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Man is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Tirimisu defends it well.
Tirimisu trying to hold on to Man's head to control him but Man postures up.
Man is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Tirimisu!
Tirimisu is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Tirimisu is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Man tries to push Tirimisu's head away but Tirimisu is holding on tight.
Man jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Tirimisu is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Tirimisu and Man has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Man tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Man has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Man looks gassed!
Tirimisu is looking to regain half guard here but Man keeps moving and retains side control.
Tirimisu keeping his opponent close.
Man looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Tirimisu is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Man off and has taken his back!
Man should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Man is in bad spot here.
Man tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Man really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Tirimisu controlling from the full mount.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Tirimisu has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Man is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Tirimisu content just to control the position here.
Man tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Tirimisu trying to control but he's not successful this time.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Tirimisu controlling the position easily from mount.
The referee stands the fighters back up. Caligula Tirimisu just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Man shoots for a double leg takedown but Tirimisu sprawls well. He's pushed Man's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Man misses with a takedown attempt - Tirimisu sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Tirimisu closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Man to the mat! Man manages to get full guard.
Tirimisu trying to control but Man is working from the bottom.
Man wants to sweep but no luck.
Man is looking for a triangle but Tirimisu pushes his legs off easily.
Tirimisu wants to get up but he can't break Man's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Man has his foot on Tirimisu's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Tirimisu works his way back into a safe position though.
Tirimisu preventing the sweep.
Man bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Tirimisu's guard.
Man drops back looking for a leg! Tirimisu is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Tirimisu manages to kick Man off! Man jumps back into Tirimisu's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Loser Man will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Man gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Tirimisu counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Man fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Man shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Tirimisu as he avoids it easily.
Caligula Tirimisu has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Loser Man.
Man shoots for a takedown but Tirimisu saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Tirimisu scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
A kick lands to the mid section there for Tirimisu.
Man dodges the punch combination from Tirimisu.
Man fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Man takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Tirimisu throws the kick towards the body but Man avoids it.
Man tries to keep at a distance but Tirimisu has taken the fight into the clinch.
Man fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Man takes an elbow to the forehead.
Man fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Man can't get the takedown.
A nice left hand lands by Tirimisu.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Man jumps guard but Tirimisu stands there with Man around his waist. Man gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Tirimisu manages to break the clinch.
Tirimisu misses with a wild combination.
Man scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tirimisu prevents Man from improving position.
Man tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Man has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Man looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Tirimisu manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Tirimisu wants to pass the guard but Man is defending well.
Tirimisu will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Man is pressing down on Tirimisu's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Tirimisu has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Man looking for a guillotine here but Tirimisu defends easily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Man is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Loser Man has got the better of the ground game so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man is working for a submission of some sort.
Man is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Tirimisu is just riding it out for now. Man eventually gives up the hold.
Tirimisu is trying to stand.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Man is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Tirimisu doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Man.
Tirimisu pushes Man off looking to stand but Man dives back in and keeps control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Tirimisu is trying to stand up here but Man is controlling him well.
Man is trying to work for a kimura. He's got his hands clasped together - this could be trouble! No, Tirimisu has managed to free his arm - good work.
Man is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Tirimisu doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Man.
Tirimisu is trying is best to control the position here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Man is trying to work for a kimura but Tirimisu is defending well.
Tirimisu tries to kick Man off but Man keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Man is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Tirimisu doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Man.
Man is trying to work for a kimura. He's got his hands clasped together - this could be trouble! No, Tirimisu has managed to free his arm - good work.
Man wants to work for an arm triangle but Tirimisu is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Man is looking for a kimura but Tirimisu is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Man to get the leverage.
Man is trying for a kimura here. Tirimisu looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Man wins by kimura!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Loser Man!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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