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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Humpy Dumpy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Coca Cola (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.
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280 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
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BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Humpy Dumpy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Coca Cola!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Daniel Blasius and Wagner Zegers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dumpy looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Dumpy lands a nice leg kick that just misses Cola's sensitive parts.
Cola blocks the body kick.
Dumpy looks to land a body kick but Cola moved away.
Dumpy throws a leg kick that misses.
Dumpy goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Dumpy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cola blocks a head kick by Dumpy.
Humpy Dumpy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice body kick from Dumpy.
Dumpy throws the kick towards the body but Cola avoids it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cola blocks a head kick by Dumpy.
A head kick by Dumpy misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Dumpy attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Dumpy gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Cola counters with a nice body kick.
Dumpy scoring well with a low kick there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Dumpy.
Cola moves out of range of the body kick.
Dumpy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dumpy misses with a body kick.
Dumpy goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Good leg kick by Cola there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A thudding body kick lands there by Cola!
Cola blocks a head kick by Dumpy.
Dumpy misses with an attempted mid kick.
Cola moves out of range as Dumpy throws a body kick.
Dumpy misses with a kick to the body
and Cola counters with a head kick.
Cola throws a leg kick which misses Dumpy's front leg but catches the back leg as Dumpy tries to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dumpy throws a head kick that misses.
Dumpy goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
That kick from Dumpy tenderised Cola's leg. Cola is trying to keep his angry face on.
Cola scores with a leg kick.
Dumpy looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Dumpy throws a push kick but Cola slaps the foot to one side.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dumpy moves out of range of the leg kick from Cola.
Dumpy thows a body kick. Cola tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Cola looks gassed!
Cola avoids a kick to the body.
Dumpy throws a head kick that misses.
Dumpy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dumpy wants to land a leg kick but Cola is out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cola stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dumpy.
Dumpy throws a head kick that misses.
Dumpy scores with a spinning back kick!
Dumpy buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Dumpy throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dumpy misses with an attempted mid kick.
Dumpy looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Cola crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Dumpy - the referee stops the clock and Cola gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Dumpy. Cola manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Dumpy throws the kick towards the body but Cola avoids it.
Dumpy wants to slow Cola down by chopping away at his legs.
Dumpy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dumpy looks for the body kick but Cola saw that one coming.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dumpy goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Cola misses with a leg kick.
Dumpy tries a head kick but it misses.
Cola moves out of range as Dumpy throws a body kick.
Dumpy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dumpy throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Cola counters with a nice low kick that buckles Dumpy's knee momentarily.
Dumpy misses with a low kick as Cola jumps back.
Cola blocks the body kick.
Dumpy tries a head kick but it misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dumpy wants to land a leg kick but Cola is out of range.
Cola moves out of range as Dumpy throws a body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Humpy Dumpy dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Dumpy tries a head kick but it misses.
Dumpy throws a front kick that sends Cola stumbling back into the ropes.
Dumpy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cola has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Dumpy.
Dumpy thuds his shin into the meat of Cola's side.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Dumpy.
Cola walks forward, straight into a front kick from Dumpy.
Dumpy lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Dumpy throws a head kick that misses.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Dumpy.
Dumpy chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Cola tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dumpy connects with an inside leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dumpy misses with a body kick.
Humpy Dumpy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Cola is breathing heavily.
Dumpy moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Dumpy attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Dumpy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cola takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Dumpy throws a wild body kick that Cola sees coming a mile off.
Cola blocks a head kick by Dumpy.
Dumpy throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Cola takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A head kick misses from Dumpy.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Cola might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Dumpy has got the better of the exchanges.
A solid leg kick lands there for Dumpy.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cola blocks a head kick by Dumpy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cola blocks the body kick.
Cola moves out of range as Dumpy throws a body kick.
A head kick by Dumpy misses
and Cola counters with a body kick that stops Dumpy in his tracks momentarily.
Dumpy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Cola can do to turn this around?
Dumpy misses with an attempted mid kick.
Dumpy throws the kick towards the body but Cola avoids it.
Cola blocks a head kick by Dumpy.
Cola looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A clash of legs there as Cola blocks the low kick.
Dumpy throws a lazy head kick
and Cola counters with a low kick, right behind Dumpy 's knee.
Dumpy looks to land a body kick but Cola moved away.
Dumpy looking to land some kicks to the body here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Dumpy.
Dumpy misses with a body kick.
A leg kick checked by Cola.
A low kick from Dumpy misses
and Cola counters with a nice body kick.
Dumpy throws a sloppy head kick and Cola moves out of range easily.
Cola throws a body kick that misses.
Good leg kick by Cola there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Cola moves out of range of the body kick from Dumpy.
Cola looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Cola throws a push kick but Dumpy slaps the foot to one side.
Cola takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cola checks a low kick from Dumpy.
Dumpy throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Dumpy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cola's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Dumpy throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Cola counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Dumpy scores with a nice body kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dumpy misses with an attempted mid kick.
Dumpy looks to land a body kick but Cola moved away.
Dumpy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dumpy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dumpy moves out of range of the body kick.
Cola feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Dumpy's calf.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Humpy Dumpy dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Cola takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Dumpy misses with a low kick.
Dumpy looks for the body kick but Cola saw that one coming.
Dumpy tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dumpy throws a push kick but Cola slaps the foot to one side.
Dumpy throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Dumpy is looking to chop away at Cola's legs.
Dumpy throws a head kick but Cola moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Dumpy.
Cola throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Dumpy.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Dumpy throws a head kick that misses.
Cola misses with a body kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cola connects with a solid leg kick.
Dumpy looks for the body kick but Cola saw that one coming.
Cola takes a kick to the side of the head.
Cola misses with a body kick.
Dumpy tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Cola is able to avoid easily.
Dumpy throws a head kick that misses
and Cola counters with a nice kick to the body.
Dumpy throws a sloppy head kick
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
and Cola counters with a nice body kick.
Cola looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Dumpy blocks a head kick by Cola.
Dumpy throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Cola counters with a nice low kick that buckles Dumpy's knee momentarily.
Dumpy misses with a kick to the body
and Cola finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dumpy tries to land a body kick
and Cola counters with a low kick, right behind Dumpy 's knee.
Dumpy misses with a body kick.
Dumpy misses with a head kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cola misses with a body kick.
A low kick from Dumpy is predictable there
and Cola counters with a low kick, right behind Dumpy 's knee.
Dumpy throws a lazy head kick
and Cola makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Dumpy really felt that one!
Dumpy tries to land a front kick but Cola steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Cola lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Cola misses with an attempted mid kick.
A thudding body kick lands there by Cola!
Dumpy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dumpy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cola lands a head kick. Dumpy smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Dumpy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dumpy throws a lazy head kick
and Cola counters with a good, hard body kick but Dumpy shrugs it off.
A thudding body kick lands there by Cola!
Cola throws a head kick but Dumpy moves out of range.
Dumpy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dumpy tries a head kick but it misses.
Cola lands with a slapping head kick.
Cola checks a leg kick nicely.
Dumpy misses with a head kick.
Dumpy goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Cola.
Dumpy throws a body kick that misses.
Dumpy misses with a body kick.
A low kick from Dumpy is predictable there
and Cola counters with a nice kick to the body.
Cola delivers a nice body kick.
Dumpy throws a head kick that misses.
Dumpy attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Cola throws a head kick that misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A head kick misses from Dumpy.
Cola avoids the head kick by Dumpy.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dumpy tries to land a body kick
and Cola counters with a nice body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but Humpy Dumpy did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Cola lands a head kick!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Dumpy.
Dumpy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dumpy throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Dumpy looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Dumpy throws a body kick that misses.
Cola pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Dumpy misses with an attempted mid kick.
Cola scoring well with a low kick there.
Dumpy throws a body kick the misses
and Cola counters with a thumping low kick.
Cola checks the leg kick nicely there.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cola throws a sloppy head kick and Dumpy moves out of range easily.
Dumpy lands with a kick to the temple. Cola shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Dumpy looks to land a body kick but Cola moved away.
Dumpy misses with an attempted mid kick.
Dumpy looks to throw a body kick
and Cola counters with a good, hard body kick but Dumpy shrugs it off.
Cola blocks a head kick by Dumpy.
Cola takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Dumpy lands with a slapping head kick.
Cola explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Dumpy throws a leg kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Dumpy tries to score with a low kick but Cola moves his leg out of the way.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dumpy throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Dumpy on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Dumpy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cola fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Dumpy.
A thudding body kick lands there by Cola!
Dumpy blocks a head kick by Cola.
Cola pushes Dumpy away with a front kick.
Dumpy misses with a kick to the body.
Dumpy misses with a kick to the body
and Cola makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Dumpy really felt that one!
Cola walks forward, straight into a front kick from Dumpy.
Cola throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Cola moves out of range of the body kick from Dumpy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dumpy misses with an attempted mid kick.
Dumpy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dumpy throws a low kick but it's checked well by Cola.
Dumpy tries a head kick but it misses.
Cola fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Dumpy tries to land a leg kick but Cola saw it coming and moves away.
Cola blocks a head kick by Dumpy.
Cola scores with a kick to the body.
A low kick from Dumpy misses
and Cola counters with a good low kick that Dumpy was not able to check.
Cola thows a body kick. Dumpy tries to catch it but that hurt him.
A low kick from Dumpy is predictable there
and Cola counters with a body kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dumpy throws a half hearted mid kick.
Cola tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Cola misses with a head kick.
Cola throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Dumpy.
Dumpy throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Dumpy looks to land a body kick but Cola moved away.
Cola avoids the head kick by Dumpy.
Dumpy throws a push kick but Cola slaps the foot to one side.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cola throws a head kick but Dumpy moves out of range.
Dumpy throws a sloppy head kick and Cola moves out of range easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dumpy looks to throw a body kick
and Cola counters with an outside leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close fourth round but I would say that Humpy Dumpy will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Dumpy explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Cola blocks a head kick by Dumpy.
Dumpy misses with a body kick.
A head kick misses from Dumpy.
Dumpy shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Cola throws the kick towards the body but Dumpy avoids it.
Humpy Dumpy is winning the standup battle so far.
Dumpy fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Cola throws a half hearted mid kick.
Dumpy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cola blocks the body kick.
Dumpy throws a sloppy head kick and Cola moves out of range easily.
Cola throws the kick towards the body but Dumpy avoids it.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dumpy misses with a leg kick
and Cola counters with a good, hard body kick but Dumpy shrugs it off.
Dumpy throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Cola counters with a body kick.
Cola moves out of range of the body kick.
Cola looks to land a body kick but Dumpy moved away.
Dumpy misses with a head kick.
Cola throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Dumpy's head.
Dumpy throws a head kick that misses.
Cola misses with a low kick.
Cola avoids the head kick by Dumpy.
Dumpy misses with a kick to the body.
A low kick from Dumpy is predictable there
and Cola counters with a thumping low kick.
Coca Cola has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Humpy Dumpy is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cola blocks a head kick by Dumpy.
Cola throws a low kick but Dumpy moves out of range easily.
Dumpy throws a wild body kick that Cola sees coming a mile off.
Dumpy looks for the body kick but Cola saw that one coming.
Cola throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Dumpy misses with the body kick
and Cola counters with a solid body kick.
Dumpy tries to land a body kick
and Cola counters with a nice body kick.
Dumpy throws a lazy body kick
and Cola counters with a head kick. That will keep Dumpy thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cola pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dumpy lands with a nice body kick.
Dumpy connects with a high kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dumpy finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Cola pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dumpy looks for the body kick but Cola saw that one coming.
Dumpy lands with a kick to the temple. Cola shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Dumpy throws a sloppy head kick and Cola moves out of range easily.
Cola looks to land a body kick but Dumpy moved away.
Dumpy moves out of range of the body kick from Cola.
Dumpy takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Cola tries a head kick but it misses.
Dumpy throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Cola steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Dumpy. That one must have hurt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Dumpy.
Dumpy scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Cola avoids a kick to the body.
Cola takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
A head kick misses from Dumpy.
Dumpy throws a wild body kick that Cola sees coming a mile off.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dumpy scores with a push kick.
Dumpy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cola takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A good leg kick by Dumpy.
Cola avoids a kick to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Humpy Dumpy showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Dumpy has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight for Humpy Dumpy!
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight for Humpy Dumpy!
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight for Humpy Dumpy!
Humpy Dumpy wins by unanimous decision!
Humpy Dumpy retains his super heavyweight title!
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