PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dick Inc (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bob Joohnsson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Inc comes to the cage accompanied by Bad Moon Rising. Joohnsson has chosen Hell March as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Inc
vs
Joohnsson

188 cm
21
195 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

187 cm
22
187 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Basic striking
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Dick Inc!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Bob Joohnsson!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Steven Brown and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Joohnsson chopping away at his opponent's legs.

Joohnsson has closed the distance and engaged Inc in a clinch.
Joohnsson lands a damaging elbow.

It looks like Dick Inc has been cut.
Inc wants to get back to striking at distance but Joohnsson won't allow it.
Joohnsson scores a nice knee to the body.
Joohnsson using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Joohnsson working Inc over with knees to the body.
Inc takes an elbow to the forehead.
Joohnsson lands an elbow that stopped Inc in his tracks for a moment.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Inc is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Joohnsson utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.

Inc is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Joohnsson can't fight it off and eventually Inc manages to take the fight to the floor. Joohnsson looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Joohnsson wants to sweep but no luck.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Inc is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Inc stopping the sweep attempt from Joohnsson.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Inc stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Joohnsson swivels though and keeps the full guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Joohnsson can do anything to dispel that myth.
Joohnsson is pulling down on Inc's head. It's preventing any offense from Inc, at least for the moment.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Inc misses with a lunging right hand
and Joohnsson counters with a nice uppercut.
Inc misses with a straight right.

Joohnsson clinches up against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Joohnsson is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Inc is defending well for now.
Inc takes a knee to the side of the body.
Joohnsson lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Inc takes a knee to the side of the body.
Inc is trying to break free.
Good body shot from Joohnsson.
Inc is looking to break free of the clinch but Joohnsson has double underhooks.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Inc tries for a takedown but Joohnsson manages to get underhooks.
Joohnsson lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Inc goes for a takedown attempt but Joohnsson pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Inc throws a jab when Joohnsson was well out of range.
Joohnsson scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

Joohnsson rushes Inc and presses him up against the cage.
Joohnsson lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

Dick Inc's cut is getting worse.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Joohnsson scores with a knee to the head.
Inc tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Joohnsson just stands there and leans against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dick Inc. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Joohnsson using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Inc is breathing heavily.
Inc has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Joohnsson after a bit of a struggle.
Joohnsson lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Nice elbow from Joohnsson.
Come on Joohnsson - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Joohnsson lands an elbow inside that Inc shrugs off.

Dick Inc's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Inc takes a knee right on the jaw!
Inc takes an elbow to the forehead.
Joohnsson utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Joohnsson lands a good knee to the midsection. Inc won't want to take too many of those.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Joohnsson avoiding damage.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Joohnsson lands an elbow inside that Inc shrugs off.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Joohnsson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Joohnsson utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Joohnsson lands an elbow that stopped Inc in his tracks for a moment.

Jeez, Dick Inc's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Joohnsson lands an elbow inside that Inc shrugs off.
Joohnsson gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Joohnsson is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Come on Joohnsson - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Inc wants to break free but Joohnsson has control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bob Joohnsson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Dick Inc's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Inc throws a sloppy head kick
and Joohnsson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Inc misses with a low kick.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Inc is defended easily by Joohnsson.
Inc takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
A swing and a miss from Inc.
Joohnsson fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Inc has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Inc throws a leg kick
and Joohnsson counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Dick Inc seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Joohnsson lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Joohnsson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Inc throws out the jab.
Joohnsson lands a leg kick that knocks Inc off balance momentarily.
Inc takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Inc misses with a takedown attempt
and Joohnsson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Inc swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Joohnsson moves into range and clinches up with Inc.
Joohnsson lands an elbow that stopped Inc in his tracks for a moment.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Dick Inc's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Bob Joohnsson!
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