|
PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Evander Holyshit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Larry O Leary (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Holyshit's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Lil Wayne- I feel like dying. The crowd seem to be enjoying O Leary's choice of entrance music: one day like this. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
|
|
|
196 cm
24
270 lbs
13 - 4 - 0 |
|
190 cm
29
265 lbs
22 - 6 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
|
Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful |
| |
|
Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Evander Holyshit! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
22 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Larry O Leary! The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! O Leary throws a series of punches but Holyshit moves out of range. Holyshit connects with a crisp jab. O Leary closes the distance and clinches up with Holyshit, looking for a takedown. O Leary pushes Holyshit against the cage but Holyshit circles to the side and manages to break the clinch. Holyshit attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin. Holyshit looks to land a right hand but O Leary moved out of range. O Leary throws the left hand but Holyshit avoids the punch easily. O Leary rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Holyshit counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt. Holyshit misses with a straight right. Holyshit lands a nice hook to O Leary's body. O Leary takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. O Leary throws a right hand that Holyshit ducks under and follows up with a left that Holyshit also avoids with ease. That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! O Leary crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Holyshit - the referee stops the clock and O Leary gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Holyshit. O Leary manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes. O Leary looks gassed! This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Holyshit defending well as O Leary loads up on a big left hand. O Leary fails miserably with a takedown attempt. O Leary fails with a takedown attempt. Evander Holyshit has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Larry O Leary. Holyshit drops O Leary with a beautiful combination! O Leary stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Holyshit is looking for the KO!
It looks like Larry O Leary has been cut.
That's one minute gone in the round. Holyshit pulls out of a head kick attempt.
O Leary has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Holyshit. O Leary closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. O Leary is trying desperately to land a takedown but Holyshit is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for O Leary. O Leary gets caught by a brutal right hook which buckles his knees! O Leary tries to backpedal with his spaghettilegs but Holyshit is headhunting and goes for the kill. A jab and a right hook connect and O Leary buckles badly as his eyes roll back. The referee steps in and saves O Leary!! O Leary is complaining but he was clearly out on his feet. Holyshit throws his mouthpiece into the crowd. Mmmm spit-tastic.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Evander Holyshit! Evander Holyshit took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'WOOOO it feels good to be called the champ again. Real quick guys, I wanna thank my manager Sean Mcdonnell. I wanna thank the team at anthrax island for preparing me for this fight. I don\\\\\\\'t care what anyone says, the guys at TFP are the baddest dudes on the planet. I\\\\\\\'ll'.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
S |
C
A |
G |
S |
C
B |
G |
|
S |
C |
G |
|
energy
A | B |
|
hype
A | B |
|
pop
A | B |
|
mgr
A | B |
|
FIGHT
RATING
92% |
|
|
|
|
|
|