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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Nammer Da Hammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sheen has chosen DJ Khaled - All I do is Win as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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180 lbs
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180 lbs
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Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Nammer Da Hammer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Charlie Sheen!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Shigeki Fujiwara and Shirou Masuda.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sheen moves in looking to clinch but Da Hammer pushes him off.
A punch lands to the side of Sheen 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Sheen lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Sheen lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Sheen fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Da Hammer looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Da Hammer throws a big shot that misses.
Sheen is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Da Hammer misses the jab.
A shot to the body from Sheen misses
and Da Hammer counters with a right hand to the body.
Da Hammer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A big left from Sheen misses.
Sheen throws a poor cross that misses
and Da Hammer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Da Hammer throws a jab when Sheen was well out of range.
Da Hammer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Sheen.
Da Hammer circles away from the clinch attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sheen tries to clinch but Da Hammer moves away
and Da Hammer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Sheen misses the body punch
and Da Hammer makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sheen. Da Hammer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sheen is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A swing and a miss from Sheen.
Da Hammer throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Sheen stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Sheen throws a jab when Da Hammer was well out of range.
Sheen swings for the body but Da Hammer moves out of range.
Da Hammer's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Sheen connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Da Hammer scrambles back to his feet.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sheen. Da Hammer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Da Hammer misses with a hook
and Sheen counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Da Hammer avoids the body shot from Sheen.
Sheen keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Da Hammer.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Da Hammer misses with an uppercut. Sheen saw that one coming.
Sheen on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Nice uppercut lands for Da Hammer. That snapped Sheen's head back.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Da Hammer defending well as Sheen loads up on a big left hand.
Da Hammer throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Sheen.
Sheen takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Sheen misses the shot to the body.
Sheen slips under a jab from Da Hammer.
Sheen waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Da Hammer.
Sheen throws a body punch but Da Hammer moves out of range.
The fighters circle momentarily. Sheen darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Da Hammer darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Sheen gets a clinch.
Sheen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Da Hammer stalling against the cage.
Sheen doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Sheen tries to stall but Da Hammer uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Sheen misses with a punch to the body.
Sheen is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Da Hammer is keeping busy.
Sheen tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Da Hammer has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Sheen is trying to keep an underhook but Da Hammer manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Sheen is looking to improve his position.
Da Hammer is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Da Hammer is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Sheen is just riding it out for now. Da Hammer eventually gives up the hold.
Da Hammer thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Sheen's head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen is looking to control Da Hammer's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Sheen avoid being mounted?
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Sheen is positioning himself well to prevent Da Hammer advancing to mount.
Da Hammer is pressing down on Sheen's thigh, looking to free his foot. Sheen is holding on for now.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Da Hammer prevents Sheen from improving his position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Nammer Da Hammer will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
Sheen staying out of range there.
Da Hammer looks to land a left hand but Sheen moved out of range nicely.
Nice shot lands for Sheen.
Sheen slips under a jab from Da Hammer.
Da Hammer misses with an uppercut. Sheen saw that one coming.
A big right from Da Hammer misses.
Sheen misses the body punch
and Da Hammer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Sheen tries to clinch but Da Hammer moves out of range.
Sheen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Da Hammer manages to avoid it.
Sheen looks to land a right hand but Da Hammer moved out of range.
Sheen tries to close the distance and clinch but Da Hammer swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Da Hammer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Sheen.
Sheen throws a hook but Da Hammer blocks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Da Hammer digs a good body shot into Sheen's ribs.
Sheen tries to bum rush Da Hammer with a series of wild strikes but Da Hammer uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Da Hammer misses with a right hand
and Sheen counters with a two punch combo.
Da Hammer smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Da Hammer jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A slow jab from Da Hammer misses its intended target.
Da Hammer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Sheen.
The fighters circle momentarily. Sheen darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Sheen looks to score with a jab to the body but Da Hammer is just out of range.
Sheen misses with a body shot.
Da Hammer scores with the left hand. Sheen knows he should have avoided that one.
Sheen cracks Da Hammer with a right hand to the side of the head.
Sheen looks to throw the jab but Da Hammer is out of range.
Sheen tries to clinch but Da Hammer moves out of range.
Da Hammer is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Da Hammer misses with a hook. Sheen ducked under it nicely.
Sheen moves away from the strike by Da Hammer.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sheen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Da Hammer was well out of range. Poor timing from Sheen.
Da Hammer scores with the left hand. Sheen knows he should have avoided that one.
Sheen just misses with a punch to the body.
Nammer Da Hammer is winning the standup battle so far.
Sheen misses the shot to the body.
Sheen pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sheen throws a right hand that Da Hammer ducks under and follows up with a left that Da Hammer also avoids with ease.
Sheen connects with the punch.
Da Hammer misses with a straight right.
Sheen has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
The fighters circle momentarily. Da Hammer darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Sheen punishes Da Hammer's body with a nice straight punch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sheen throws a predictable looking body shot
and Da Hammer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Sheen takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Sheen misses with an uppercut. Da Hammer saw that one coming.
Sheen lands with a shot to the body.
Sheen swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Da Hammer counters with a stiff right hand.
Da Hammer misses with a hook.
Sheen throws a hook but Da Hammer blocks it.
Sheen misses with a wild body shot.
Da Hammer misses with a wild body shot.
Sheen misses with a lunging right hand
and Da Hammer cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Sheen throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Da Hammer lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Sheen walks into a jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen throws a hook but Da Hammer blocks it.
Da Hammer takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A jab from Sheen finds it's way through Da Hammer's defenses.
Sheen takes one to the side of the head.
Da Hammer dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Sheen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Da Hammer was well out of range. Poor timing from Sheen.
Da Hammer throws a jab but it's blocked by Sheen.
Sheen misses with a jab to the body
and Da Hammer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Sheen lands a really nice looking cross but Da Hammer seems unphased.
Sheen cracks Da Hammer with an open hand slap.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sheen lands a right hook to the body.
A big left from Sheen misses.
Sheen lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Sheen misses with a hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nammer Da Hammer dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! And we move into the final round!
Da Hammer looks to throw the jab but Sheen is out of range.
Sheen tries to clinch up.
Sheen tries to clinch up.
Da Hammer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sheen moves in looking to clinch but Da Hammer pushes him off.
Charlie Sheen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sheen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sheen misses with a straight right.
Da Hammer fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Da Hammer misses with a wild combination.
Da Hammer fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Da Hammer misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Sheen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sheen looks to score with a jab to the body but Da Hammer is just out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Da Hammer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sheen was well out of range. Poor timing from Da Hammer.
Sheen misses with a few strikes there.
Sheen thows a body shot but no joy.
The fighters circling - Sheen throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Da Hammer tries to bum rush Sheen with a series of wild strikes but Sheen uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Da Hammer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Sheen thows a body shot but no joy.
Sheen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Da Hammer.
Sheen uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Da Hammer.
Da Hammer misses with an uppercut.
Jab from Sheen.
Da Hammer ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Sheen closes the distance looking to clinch
and Da Hammer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Nammer Da Hammer is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Da Hammer swats away the attempt to clinch by Sheen.
Da Hammer lands a jab-cross combination.
Sheen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Da Hammer was well out of range. Poor timing from Sheen.
Sheen slips under a jab.
Da Hammer misses with a right hand
and Sheen counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sheen tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Da Hammer paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Da Hammer throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Sheen on the side of the head.
Da Hammer thuds a left hand into Sheen's body.
Da Hammer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Sheen.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sheen loads up on a big right hand but Da Hammer slips the punch.
Sheen tries to close the distance and clinch but Da Hammer swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Sheen connects with a right hand. Da Hammer shakes it off.
Da Hammer punishes Sheen's body with a nice straight punch.
Sheen has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Da Hammer throws a body punch but Sheen moves out of range.
Da Hammer tries to keep at a distance but Sheen has taken the fight into the clinch.
Sheen misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sheen throws a head punch that misses.
Sheen is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Da Hammer is keeping busy.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Sheen creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Da Hammer is looking to control Sheen's arms but Sheen gets an underhook and turns him. Now Da Hammer has his back to the cage.
Da Hammer taking a breather.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Da Hammer for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Da Hammer tries to work over Sheen's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Sheen.
Sheen misses with a hook from the clinch.
Da Hammer pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Da Hammer avoids the body shot from Sheen.
Da Hammer throws a nice looking combination but Sheen bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sheen throws a sloppy body shot
and Da Hammer counters with a nice uppercut.
Sheen just misses with a punch to the body.
Sheen misses with a looping left.
Charlie Sheen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Sheen throws a predictable looking body shot
and Da Hammer counters with a nice uppercut.
And that's the end of the fight!
Nammer Da Hammer showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Da Hammer, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 30:27
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 30:27
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nammer Da Hammer!
A victorious Nammer Da Hammer thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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