PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Gee Damn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hans Solo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Solo is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Highway to the Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Damn
vs
Solo

175 cm
21
165 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

179 cm
22
160 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Improved boxing
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gee Damn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hans Solo!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Daniel Franklin and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Solo tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Solo has a takedown stuffed.
Solo slips under a jab.
Damn drops Solo with a nice combination! Damn dives into Solo's guard, looking to finish!

Solo is rocked!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Damn controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Solo is still in real trouble! Can Damn finish him?

Damn gets to his feet. Solo looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Solo seems to have recovered his senses.
Solo on the wrong end of a nice jab.
A big right followed by a crushing left from Damn knocks Solo out cold! Ouch - that one's going to be featured in highlight reels for years to come!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Gee Damn!