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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jamie Foster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy comes to the cage accompanied by Motörhead - Killed By Death. Foster has chosen Ruff Ryders Anthem-DMX as his entrance music. Ron Jeremy has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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280 lbs
12 - 8 - 0 |
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191 cm
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268 lbs
18 - 7 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jamie Foster!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Tarja Halkonen and Roosa Järviläinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jeremy lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Foster circles away from the clinch attempt
and Foster counters with a nice uppercut.
Foster just misses with a punch to the body.
Foster swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jeremy doesn't manage to clinch there - Foster circles away.
Jeremy tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Foster counters with a straight right hand.
Foster tries to score a power double leg takedown but Jeremy sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Foster somewhat.
Jeremy tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Foster counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Jeremy thinking.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jeremy tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Foster manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Foster is defended easily by Jeremy.
Jeremy tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Foster manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jeremy tries to clinch up but Foster circles away and keeps his distance.
Jeremy tries to clinch
and Foster counters with a straight right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy cracks Foster with a good jab.
Jeremy lands with a straight right. Foster didn't see that one coming.
Jeremy is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A telegraphed right hand from Foster misses the target.
Foster dives in and scores a takedown into Jeremy's guard.
Jeremy being controlled here, momentarily.
Jeremy might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Jeremy keeping full guard, as Foster tries to pass.
Foster is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy is trying to control the position but Foster postures up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Foster trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Jeremy tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jeremy looks to land a left hand but Foster moved out of range nicely.
Jeremy tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Foster manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jeremy moves into range and clinches up with Foster.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jeremy lands an elbow inside that Foster shrugs off.
It looks like Jamie Foster has been cut.
Jeremy softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The referee calls for Jeremy to work.
Foster working hard to break the clinch.
Foster stalling in the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Foster misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jeremy lands an uppercut.
Jeremy gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Foster's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Foster throws a big shot that misses.
Jeremy tries to clinch but Foster is having none of it.
Jeremy has taken the fight to the clinch.
Jeremy misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Foster.
Foster escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Ron Jeremy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Foster drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Jeremy is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jeremy closes the distance and clinches.
Jeremy gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Foster managing to block the knees to the body from Jeremy.
Foster tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Foster's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Jeremy controlling the action here for a moment.
Foster tries to stall but Jeremy uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jeremy lands an elbow inside that Foster shrugs off.
Foster letting Jeremy take a breather here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jeremy.
Jeremy lands a nice uppercut.
Jeremy lands an elbow that stopped Foster in his tracks for a moment.
Jeremy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Jeremy lands a hook that snaps the head of Foster backwards.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Jeremy as Foster tries to tie him up.
Foster is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Jeremy to keep the fight standing.
Ron Jeremy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jamie Foster.
Jeremy lands an elbow inside.
That has opened up Jamie Foster's cut even more.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Foster.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Ron Jeremy will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jamie Foster's cut.
That's time! Jeremy's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Foster throws a jab but it's blocked by Jeremy.
Jeremy wants to clinch up but Foster keeps it at a distance.
Foster avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A left and a right from Jeremy both land. Nice combination.
Foster keeps the fight on the outside.
Jeremy wants to clinch up but Foster keeps it at a distance.
Jeremy is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jeremy misses with a hook.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Foster!
Jeremy moves into the clinch successfully.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Foster wants to break the clinch but can't.
Foster lands a left hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short left from Foster.
A frustrated look appears on Foster's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Jeremy gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Foster misses with a hook from the clinch.
Foster avoids the elbow strike from Jeremy, against the cage.
Come on Jeremy - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Foster stalling in the clinch but Jeremy improves position.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Jeremy.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Jeremy takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Jeremy lands a hook that snaps the head of Foster backwards.
Jeremy misses with the head strike.
Foster tries to break free but Jeremy pushes him back against the cage.
Jeremy comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Foster has hold of one of Jeremy's legs. Jeremy is fighting the takedown attempt but Foster gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Jeremy wants to stand and escape but Foster is having none of it.
Foster tries to free his leg and advance position but Jeremy is retaining full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Foster wants to control from the top but Jeremy keeps moving.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Foster looking to pass the guard.
Jeremy keeping moving, preventing Foster from controlling successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Jamie Foster was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Jeremy moves in looking to clinch but Foster pushes him off.
Jeremy catches Foster with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Jeremy clinches up with Foster and pushes him back against the cage.
Jeremy will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Foster up against the cage.
Jeremy misses with an elbow strike.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy prevents a body shot from Foster.
Foster wants to break free but Jeremy has control.
Foster struggles to land a body shot inside as Jeremy controls his hands.
Jeremy lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Foster or not.
Jeremy effectively controlling the action here.
Jeremy lands with a left to the head.
Jeremy slowing the pace effectively.
Jeremy is trying to stall.
Jeremy creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Foster's defenses.
Jeremy presses Foster against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Foster is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jeremy presses Foster against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A hook to the body from Jeremy.
Jeremy has Foster pushed against the cage.
Ron Jeremy has scored more points in the clinch so far.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Foster wants to break the clinch but can't.
Foster wants to get back to striking at distance but Jeremy won't allow it.
Jeremy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Jeremy.
Jeremy lands a nice knee to the body.
Jeremy taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Jeremy seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Ron Jeremy.
Jeremy tries to clinch but Foster moves out of range.
Jeremy misses with a two punch combination.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jeremy doesn't manage to clinch there - Foster circles away.
Jeremy tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Foster manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jeremy pushes Foster up against the cage in a clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ron Jeremy dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jamie Foster's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Jeremy looks to score with a jab to the body but Foster is just out of range.
Jeremy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Foster.
Jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Foster paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Jeremy is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch up but Foster swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Jeremy catches Foster with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Foster fails with a takedown attempt.
Jeremy tries to clinch up.
Jeremy has taken the fight to the clinch.
Jeremy utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Foster lands with a left to the head.
Foster looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Foster takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Foster working aggressively here.
Jeremy lands an elbow inside that Foster shrugs off.
Jeremy stalls.
Jeremy lands an elbow inside.
The cut above Jamie Foster's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Foster wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Jeremy lands with a light punch inside.
Foster goes for a takedown attempt but Jeremy pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Foster avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jeremy wants to clinch.
Jeremy connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy clinches up with Foster and pushes him back against the cage.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Jeremy.
Jeremy lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Jamie Foster's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Jeremy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jeremy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Jeremy creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Foster's defenses.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Jamie Foster's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Ron Jeremy!
An out of breath Ron Jeremy thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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