PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Your Mom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Azizmullah Khabukthakar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Mom might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Ameno by ERA. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Mom
vs
Khabukthakar

215 cm
25
277 lbs
11 - 7 - 1

189 cm
23
270 lbs
5 - 9 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Your Mom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Azizmullah Khabukthakar!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Alec Ball and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Khabukthakar tries to clinch but Mom moves away
and Khabukthakar takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Left hook, right uppercut from Mom.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Khabukthakar avoids a punch combination nicely.
Mom works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Khabukthakar shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Mom but Mom pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Khabukthakar fails with a takedown attempt.
Donk. Mom catches Khabukthakar right on the button with a cross.
Khabukthakar takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Khabukthakar is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

Mom drops Khabukthakar with a beautiful combination! Khabukthakar stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Mom is looking for the KO!

It looks like Azizmullah Khabukthakar has been cut.
Khabukthakar looks gassed!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mom connects with a stiff jab that staggers Khabukthakar - oh and he follows up with a huge uppercut that knocks him out cold! Man, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Your Mom!