PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Eyelove Fucked up (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Don Wilson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fucked up comes to the cage accompanied by call to prayer. Wilson has chosen The Last Dragon as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Fucked up
vs
Wilson

178 cm
21
182 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

189 cm
21
180 lbs
2 - 0 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Lightning Fight Gear-Cage Wars version
Lightning Fight Gear-Cage Wars version

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Eyelove Fucked up!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Don Wilson!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Roosa Järviläinen and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wilson fails to land the takedown.
Fucked up throws a leg kick but Wilson sees it coming and moves out of range.
Wilson's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Wilson duly obliges.
Fucked up throws a big shot that misses.
Wilson throws a series of punches but Fucked up moves out of range.
Wilson throws a hook to the side of Fucked up's head but Fucked up sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Fucked up throws the left hand but Wilson avoids the punch easily.
Wilson throws a right and a left that Fucked up avoids nicely.
Fucked up looks to land a right hand but Wilson moved out of range.
Fucked up misses with a hook. Wilson ducked under it nicely.

Wilson clinches up against the cage.
Fucked up is trying to force a seperation but Wilson has the dominant position.
Fucked up is pressed up against the cage. Wilson has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Fucked up down to the mat. Fucked up avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.

Wilson shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Wilson showed some decent athleticism there.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wilson thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Fucked up's head.
Wilson throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wilson sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Fucked up defending well though.
Wilson looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Wilson takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Wilson missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Fucked up taking some punishment here, with Wilson in his half guard.
Wilson not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Wilson missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Wilson lands strikes from half guard.
Wilson not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Wilson throws a strike but Fucked up avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wilson lands a couple of decent looking shots.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wilson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Wilson throws a strike but Fucked up rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Wilson looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Wilson manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Fucked up manages to get himself to full guard.
Wilson working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Wilson throwing strikes but missing.
Wilson throwing strikes from guard but Fucked up blocks nicely.
Wilson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wilson is looking to work some ground and pound but Fucked up has wrist control.
Fucked up might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Wilson is looking to work some ground and pound but Fucked up has wrist control.
Fucked up working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Wilson.
Wilson missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Fucked up avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Fucked up is breathing heavily.
Wilson lands a couple of elbows.
Wilson throwing strikes but missing.
Wilson working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Wilson throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Fucked up works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fucked up utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Fucked up avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Wilson throwing strikes from guard but Fucked up blocks nicely.
Wilson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Wilson throws a big right hand that misses.
Wilson postures up in Fucked up's guard and throws a big left but Fucked up blocks it.
Wilson has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Wilson is looking to work some ground and pound but Fucked up has wrist control.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Wilson throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Fucked up works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Wilson throws a big elbow that misses.
Wilson throwing strikes but missing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Don Wilson dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

A big right from Fucked up misses.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Fucked up steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Wilson.
Wilson throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Wilson throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Fucked up moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Wilson.
Nice uppercut lands for Fucked up. That snapped Wilson's head back.
Fucked up throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wilson takes one to the side of the head.
Wilson tries to close the distance and clinch but Fucked up swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Fucked up shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Wilson defends it nicely.
Wilson misses with the combination.
Wilson fails to land with a series of punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wilson shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

Wilson drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Wilson throws a big elbow that misses.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Wilson throws a big elbow that misses.
Fucked up wants to stand but Wilson is controlling the position.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wilson throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Fucked up works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Wilson throws a big elbow that misses.
Wilson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Wilson prevents Fucked up from getting back to his feet.
Wilson throws a strike but Fucked up rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Fucked up has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wilson throws a couple of heel strikes.
Fucked up stopping the sweep attempt from Wilson.
Wilson has a closed guard, preventing Fucked up from standing up.
Wilson is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Fucked up loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wilson is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Fucked up blocking the ground and pound attempt from Wilson.
Wilson thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Wilson with the ground and pound but Fucked up uses the opportunity to regain guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wilson throws a big right hand that misses.
Wilson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Wilson throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Wilson with a flurry of punches that miss.
Wilson with a flurry of punches that miss.
Wilson throws a big right hand that misses.
Wilson throwing strikes but missing.
Wilson distracts Fucked up with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Wilson throwing strikes but missing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wilson missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Wilson postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Wilson accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Wilson accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Wilson with a nice head shot there.
Wilson pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Fucked up is keeping the position for now.
Wilson throwing strikes from guard but Fucked up blocks nicely.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Wilson postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Don Wilson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Fucked up takes one to the chin there.
A slow jab from Fucked up misses its intended target.
Fucked up takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Wilson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Wilson lands a glancing blow to the side of Fucked up's head.
Wilson ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Fucked up keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Wilson.
Fucked up throws a jab when Wilson was well out of range.
Wilson has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Wilson throws a combination. Fucked up tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Wilson misses with a straight right.
Wilson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Fucked up.
Wilson throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Fucked up's waist but Fucked up gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Wilson off to one side.
Wilson misses with a wild combination.
Wilson walks into a left hand.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Fucked up is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Wilson.
Don Wilson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Fucked up swings widly with a right hand

and Wilson counters with a single leg into guard. Fucked up didn't expect that.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wilson throws a big right hand that misses.
Wilson is in close to Fucked up's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Fucked up preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Wilson stops Fucked up from standing up.
Wilson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Wilson missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Fucked up working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Wilson.
Wilson working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Wilson working some strikes from top position.
Fucked up is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Don Wilson is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wilson controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Don Wilson has got the better of the ground game so far.
Wilson pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Fucked up is keeping the position for now.
Wilson showing good wrestling skills to control the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Don Wilson.
Wilson lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Wilson swings widly with a right hand
letting Fucked up counter with a right hand.
Fucked up slips under a jab from Wilson.
Wilson throws a big shot that misses.
Wilson lands a jab.
Fucked up misses with an uppercut.
Fucked up misses with a hook. Wilson ducked under it nicely.
Wilson will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wilson checks the leg kick nicely there.
Wilson scores with a body shot.
Wilson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fucked up moves away.
Wilson connects with a good right hand that stumbles Fucked up. Fucked up circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Don Wilson seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Wilson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fucked up.
Wilson misses with a few strikes there.
Fucked up attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Fucked up slips under a jab from Wilson.
Fucked up showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Wilson.
Wilson throws a right and a left that Fucked up avoids nicely.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fucked up throws a leg kick but Wilson sees it coming and moves out of range.
Wilson throws out a powerful jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wilson swings for the body but Fucked up moves out of range.
Eyelove Fucked up has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Fucked up slips a jab from Wilson.

And that's the end of the fight!
Don Wilson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Wilson has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Don Wilson!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Don Wilson waved his t-shirt featuring xXx - Voodoo Labs - 159+ Energy - $45's logo in front of the cameras.