PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between ILja Muromets (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johnny Vegas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Muromets comes to the ring accompanied by Krec Паром через. Vegas is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Don't Stop The Rock by Freestyle. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Muromets
vs
Vegas

192 cm
21
255 lbs
10 - 4 - 1

194 cm
22
250 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Solid Muay Thai
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Russian Top Team Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, ILja Muromets!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Johnny Vegas!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Johanna Lukiainen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vegas scores with a shot to the body.
A combination from Vegas does no damage.
Muromets takes one on the button.
Vegas misses the shot to the body.
Muromets takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Muromets shoots in looking for a takedown. Vegas tries to sprawl out of it but Muromets keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the ropes. Vegas manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Vegas misses with a body kick.
Muromets shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Vegas defends it nicely.
Vegas uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Muromets.
Muromets takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Muromets shoots in looking for a takedown but Vegas manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Muromets's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for ILja Muromets. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Vegas throws a push kick but Muromets slaps the foot to one side.
Vegas throws a right and a left that Muromets avoids nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vegas moves away from the strike by Muromets.
Vegas misses the shot to the body.
Vegas misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Vegas throws a low kick, looking for Muromets's leg but Muromets calmly moves out of range.
Vegas throws a low kick but Muromets avoids it.
Muromets moves forwards but Vegas connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Muromets slips under a jab.
Muromets shoots for a double leg takedown but Vegas sprawls well. He's pushed Muromets's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Vegas, as that shot connected.
Vegas lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Vegas tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Muromets looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Muromets.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Vegas.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Muromets takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Muromets tries to clinch but Vegas is having none of it.
Vegas scores with a jab.
Muromets with a poor takedown
and Vegas counters with a leg kick.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Muromets. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Muromets is breathing heavily.
Muromets avoids a punch combination nicely.
Muromets looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

Muromets is rocked!
Vegas thows a left - swing and a miss!
Oh Muromets is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Vegas throws a looping overhand right but Muromets ducks down to avoid it.
Muromets ducks under a wild hook from Vegas.
Vegas throws a nice looking combination but Muromets bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Vegas throws a jab when Muromets was well out of range.
Vegas misses with a two punch combination.
Vegas throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Muromets sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Muromets staying out of range there.
Vegas misses with a straight right.
Vegas fails to land with a series of punches.
Muromets doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Vegas counters with a huge right that knocks Muromets out cold! Vegas is running around with a crazed look on his face - you can see how much that meant to him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Johnny Vegas!
A relieved looking Johnny Vegas thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.