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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Starship Pain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Frazier (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pain comes into the arena with Decisive Battle blaring out of the sound system. The crowd seem to be enjoying Frazier's choice of entrance music: Conquerers - M.O.P.. Joe Frazier has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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195 cm
26
279 lbs
21 - 5 - 1 |
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190 cm
24
267 lbs
13 - 3 - 1 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
21 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Starship Pain! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
13 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Joe Frazier! The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Arvi Lind and Roosa Järviläinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Pain pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. Frazier throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Pain cracks the inside of Frazier's front leg. Frazier throws a chopping leg kick but Pain manages to avoid taking any serious damage. Frazier ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent. Frazier moves away from the strike by Pain. Starship Pain seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Frazier lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Pain goes for a high kick. It partially lands. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. A looping hook to the body misses from Frazier. Pain does a little dance to reset his feet. Frazier scores with a jab. Pain acknowledges it with a nod of the head. Frazier is looking to score with low kicks. A good leg kick by Frazier. Horrible takedown by Pain or perhaps it was just good defense by Frazier which made him look bad. Pain chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Pain avoids the body shot from Frazier.
Frazier throws a leg kick which misses Pain's front leg but catches the back leg as Pain tries to avoid it. Frazier works Pain's body with a nice hook. Pain is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round. Good work by Pain as he checks the leg kick. Pain is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Frazier. Joe Frazier is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. A bone on bone clash there as Pain blocks the leg kick.
Frazier moves out of range of the leg kick from Pain. Pain staying out of range there. Pain feints and then cracks Frazier's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Frazier down. Frazier avoids a kick to the body.
Pain takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Pain misses the jab. A big right from Pain misses. Frazier misses with a leg kick. Frazier ducks under a wild hook from Pain. Pain pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. Frazier jabbing away but nothing is landing. Pain lands a jab to the nose. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Frazier dips to his left and cracks Pain with an uppercut!
That's two minutes gone in the round. A shot to the liver by Pain. Beautiful body shot. Pain throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Frazier throws a front kick aimed at Pain's knee but Pain avoids it well. Pain throws a leg kick that is checked and Frazier counters with a crisp right hand that drops Pain! Frazier lets Pain back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Pain is rocked! Frazier checks a low kick from Pain. Oh Pain is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Pain.
Frazier is looking to slow Pain down with leg kicks. Pain seems to have got his legs back now. Frazier bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick. Frazier thows a body shot but no joy. Frazier connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son. Frazier lands an uppercut, right on the button! Pain tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Joe Frazier! Joe Frazier gave a mention to TFP Graphics - Pit Inc in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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