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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Long Duck Dong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bubba KillsInWater Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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300 lbs
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270 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Long Duck Dong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bubba KillsInWater Jr!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
KillsInWater Jr shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Duck Dong sprawls well. Duck Dong wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. KillsInWater Jr gets slowly back to his feet.
Duck Dong lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
KillsInWater Jr throws out a loose jab but Duck Dong uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bubba KillsInWater Jr seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Duck Dong looks for the body kick but KillsInWater Jr saw that one coming.
KillsInWater Jr tries for a takedown but Duck Dong sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
KillsInWater Jr fails with a takedown attempt.
Long Duck Dong has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bubba KillsInWater Jr.
Duck Dong lands with a thumping leg kick.
KillsInWater Jr tries to land a body kick
and Duck Dong finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
A slapping leg kick lands for Duck Dong.
Long Duck Dong is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
KillsInWater Jr throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Duck Dong throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Duck Dong connects with an inside leg kick.
KillsInWater Jr tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
KillsInWater Jr misses with a takedown attempt - Duck Dong sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
No luck with that takedown attempt from KillsInWater Jr.
Duck Dong throws a nice outside leg kick.
Duck Dong scores with a head kick.
KillsInWater Jr misses with a hook.
KillsInWater Jr shoots in and drives through. Duck Dong sprawls well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
KillsInWater Jr tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Horrible takedown by KillsInWater Jr or perhaps it was just good defense by Duck Dong which made him look bad.
KillsInWater Jr takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Duck Dong defends well against a solid takedown attempt from KillsInWater Jr.
KillsInWater Jr shoots in looking for a takedown. Duck Dong tries to sprawl out of it but KillsInWater Jr keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Duck Dong manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
KillsInWater Jr on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Duck Dong wants to land a leg kick but KillsInWater Jr is out of range.
Duck Dong slips under a jab from KillsInWater Jr.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Duck Dong lands a nice leg kick that just misses KillsInWater Jr's sensitive parts.
Duck Dong throws a nice head kick!
Duck Dong turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A bone on bone clash there as KillsInWater Jr blocks the leg kick.
KillsInWater Jr is trying desperately to land a takedown but Duck Dong is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for KillsInWater Jr.
KillsInWater Jr shoots for a takedown but Duck Dong saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
KillsInWater Jr tries to score with a low kick but Duck Dong moves his leg out of the way.
KillsInWater Jr avoids a punch combination nicely.
A solid body kick from Duck Dong.
KillsInWater Jr shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
KillsInWater Jr is trying hard to land a takedown here. Duck Dong sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
KillsInWater Jr checks a leg kick nicely.
KillsInWater Jr shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Duck Dong sprawls well. Duck Dong wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. KillsInWater Jr gets slowly back to his feet.
A slapping leg kick lands for Duck Dong.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
KillsInWater Jr wants to slow Duck Dong down by chopping away at his legs.
KillsInWater Jr checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Duck Dong throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Duck Dong throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
KillsInWater Jr has a takedown stuffed.
KillsInWater Jr drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Long Duck Dong dominated that round.
That's time! Duck Dong's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Duck Dong keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
KillsInWater Jr shoots in and drives through. Duck Dong sprawls well.
KillsInWater Jr shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Duck Dong sprawls well. Duck Dong wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. KillsInWater Jr gets slowly back to his feet.
KillsInWater Jr on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
KillsInWater Jr drives through with a takedown into Duck Dong's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
KillsInWater Jr stays in close to Duck Dong's body and controls the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
KillsInWater Jr content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
KillsInWater Jr makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
KillsInWater Jr wants to pass the guard but Duck Dong is keeping the position.
KillsInWater Jr seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
KillsInWater Jr stands up over Duck Dong, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
KillsInWater Jr throwing strikes but missing.
KillsInWater Jr throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Duck Dong works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
KillsInWater Jr trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Duck Dong wants to stand and escape but KillsInWater Jr is having none of it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
KillsInWater Jr wants to pass the guard but Duck Dong is keeping the position.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
KillsInWater Jr is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
KillsInWater Jr working some strikes from top position.
Duck Dong wants to stand up but KillsInWater Jr is controlling him.
KillsInWater Jr loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
KillsInWater Jr missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
KillsInWater Jr postures up and lands a big shot to Duck Dong's brow.
KillsInWater Jr stays in close to Duck Dong's body and controls the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
KillsInWater Jr landing some decent shots from guard.
KillsInWater Jr is stalling in the full guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bubba KillsInWater Jr showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
A solid body kick from Duck Dong.
KillsInWater Jr shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Duck Dong but Duck Dong pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Duck Dong buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
That kick from Duck Dong tenderised KillsInWater Jr's leg. KillsInWater Jr is trying to keep his angry face on.
Duck Dong goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
KillsInWater Jr drives through with a takedown into guard.
Duck Dong on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Duck Dong tries to get out of the position.
Duck Dong keeping full guard, as KillsInWater Jr tries to pass.
KillsInWater Jr sitting in guard, not really doing much.
That's one minute gone in the round.
KillsInWater Jr stops Duck Dong from standing up.
KillsInWater Jr is stalling in the full guard.
Bubba KillsInWater Jr has got the better of the ground game so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Long Duck Dong wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Duck Dong throws a quick inside leg kick.
KillsInWater Jr loads up on a big right hand but Duck Dong slips the punch.
KillsInWater Jr drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
KillsInWater Jr controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells KillsInWater Jr's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
KillsInWater Jr working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
KillsInWater Jr stops Duck Dong from standing up.
KillsInWater Jr is standing up over Duck Dong. Duck Dong looks to escape but KillsInWater Jr dives into side control.
Duck Dong tries to bench press KillsInWater Jr off him but KillsInWater Jr keeps the position.
Duck Dong is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but KillsInWater Jr has just dragged him back down to the mat.
KillsInWater Jr is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Duck Dong's shoulder. That is not cool.
Duck Dong is working to avoid the ground and pound but KillsInWater Jr connects with a decent elbow.
KillsInWater Jr in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
KillsInWater Jr staying calm.
Duck Dong knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for KillsInWater Jr on the ground.
KillsInWater Jr working the ground and pound.
KillsInWater Jr is chipping away with strikes.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
KillsInWater Jr in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
KillsInWater Jr creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
And that's the end of the fight!
Bubba KillsInWater Jr comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think KillsInWater Jr has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 28:29
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bubba KillsInWater Jr!
Bubba KillsInWater Jr seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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