PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Corey Haim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bart Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Haim kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is The One. Brown has chosen AC/DC - Thunderstruck as his entrance music. Bart Brown has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Haim
vs
Brown

175 cm
26
162 lbs
18 - 8 - 0

175 cm
29
165 lbs
15 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Corey Haim!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bart Brown!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Elvis Blanc and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Haim shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Brown throws a hook to the side of Haim's head but Haim sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Haim fails to land the takedown.
Brown connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Haim's hands.

It looks like Corey Haim has been cut.
Haim shoots in for a takedown but Brown shows good takedown defense.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Corey Haim. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Brown throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Horrible takedown by Haim or perhaps it was just good defense by Brown which made him look bad.
Brown misses with a hook to the body

and Haim counters with a nice double leg into side control. Brown won't be happy with that.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Haim is trying to get an arm triangle but Brown is defending well.
Brown manages to work his way to half guard, despite Haim's best efforts.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brown wants to get back to his feet.
Haim is keen to just control but Brown is a slippery customer.
Haim is looking to advance position but Brown won't allow it.

Haim is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brown is looking for a sweep. Haim is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

Haim is looking for a kimura but Brown is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Haim to get the leverage.
Brown has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Haim is working away from the top position though.
Brown keeps control of the position for the meantime.

Haim is looking for a kimura here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Haim is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Brown sees it coming and defends easily.
Haim is trying to control the action in half guard but Brown is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

Haim is looking for a kimura here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.

Haim seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Brown is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Corey Haim!
Corey Haim opened up his post fight interview with a scream to camera that he wants a title shot! Whether he deserves the shot will be up to the management of the organization, so I guess he'll have to wait and see.