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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ding Dong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stefol Czarnecki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Dong might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to You Mirin?. Czarnecki is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Hollywood Undead - Young . Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ding Dong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 1 - 1, fighting out of London, Stefol Czarnecki!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Daniel Bishop and Chris Edwards.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dong tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Czarnecki tries to clinch up but Dong circles away and keeps his distance.
Dong checks a leg kick.
Czarnecki thuds a left hand into Dong's body.
Dong tests Czarnecki's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Czarnecki moves to clinch but Dong breaks away
and Dong counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Czarnecki is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Czarnecki tries to clinch up but Dong circles away and keeps his distance.
Dong connects with a body shot that sends Czarnecki's belly button to the back.
Czarnecki closes the distance and pushes Dong back into the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dong tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Czarnecki avoids it.
Czarnecki trying to stall but Dong improves his position.
Czarnecki stalling.
Dong stalling against the cage.
Dong misses with a body punch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dong blocks an uppercut.
Czarnecki lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Dong landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Czarnecki misses with a punch on the inside.
Dong can't find room to land a body shot as Czarnecki controls the action.
Czarnecki looking to slow down the pace here.
Dong struggles to land a body shot inside as Czarnecki controls his hands.
Dong stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Dong blocking some punches.
Czarnecki trying to stall but Dong improves his position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Czarnecki can't find room to land a body shot as Dong controls the action.
Czarnecki tries to throw a body punch but Dong avoids it by throwing Czarnecki back against the cage.
Czarnecki taking a breather.
Czarnecki working aggressively here.
Czarnecki tries to break free but Dong pushes him back against the cage.
Dong tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dong pushes Czarnecki back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Czarnecki breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Czarnecki misses with a jab, cross combination.
Dong scoring well with a low kick there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Czarnecki scores with a hook to the body. Dong takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Dong darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Czarnecki rushes Dong and presses him up against the cage.
Czarnecki makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Czarnecki displaying some good clinch control by pressing Dong up against the cage.
Czarnecki throws a punch but it's blocked by Dong.
Czarnecki swings wildly with an uppercut but Dong uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dong has Czarnecki pressed against the cage.
Czarnecki controlling the action here for a moment.
Czarnecki breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dong bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Stefol Czarnecki seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Czarnecki takes a swing at Dong's ribcage but misses.
Dong circles away from the clinch attempt.
Czarnecki throws a right and a left that Dong avoids nicely.
Czarnecki checks a low kick from Dong.
A nice inside leg kick there by Dong. That's going to slow Czarnecki down.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dong with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Dong bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dong fakes the leg kick and cracks Czarnecki in the body.
Czarnecki looks gassed!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A good leg kick by Dong.
Dong moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Dong scores with a shot to the body.
Dong scores with a crisp jab that stopped Czarnecki in his tracks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ding Dong dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Dong feints and then cracks Czarnecki's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Czarnecki down.
Czarnecki throws a sloppy head kick and Dong moves out of range easily.
Dong lands a nice looking body kick.
Dong dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Czarnecki. That did some damage!
Dong lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dong throws a leg kick which misses Czarnecki's front leg but catches the back leg as Czarnecki tries to avoid it.
Dong lands with a kick to the ribs.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Dong - that will leave a mark!
Czarnecki has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Dong finds it's way round the side to connect with Czarnecki's head.
Dong throws a quick inside leg kick.
That kick from Dong tenderised Czarnecki's leg. Czarnecki is trying to keep his angry face on.
Dong throws a quick inside leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dong.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Dong.
Czarnecki is breathing heavily.
Dong pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dong turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dong cracks the inside of Czarnecki's front leg.
Dong throws a nice inside leg kick.
Czarnecki sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Dong misses with a head kick.
Dong is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Dong throws a head kick that Czarnecki semi-blocks.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dong feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Czarnecki's calf.
Nice body kick there by Dong.
Dong misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Czarnecki has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Dong.
Czarnecki tries to clinch but Dong moves out of range.
Czarnecki tries to clinch up but Dong circles away and keeps his distance.
Czarnecki's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Dong throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Czarnecki.
Czarnecki throws a combination. Dong tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Czarnecki avoids the body shot from Dong.
Dong is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Czarnecki can do to turn this around?
Dong fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Czarnecki is out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dong fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Czarnecki.
Dong lands a nice shot to the body.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Dong, right into the meat.
Dong scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dong catches Czarnecki with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Dong connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Czarnecki shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Dong is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Dong cracks the inside of Czarnecki's front leg.
Czarnecki walks forward, straight into a front kick from Dong.
Dong connects with a solid leg kick.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Dong.
Dong looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Jab, jab by Dong - just one landing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A solid body kick from Dong.
Dong throws a leg kick which misses Czarnecki's front leg but catches the back leg as Czarnecki tries to avoid it.
Dong throws a push kick but Czarnecki slaps the foot to one side.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Dong.
Dong throws a head kick that half lands.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dong explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Dong throws a wild body kick that Czarnecki sees coming a mile off.
Dong scoring well with a low kick there.
Stefol Czarnecki is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dong lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dong feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Czarnecki's calf.
Czarnecki chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Dong can pounce on him.
A thudding body kick lands there by Dong!
Dong throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dong pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dong thows a body kick. Czarnecki tries to catch it but that hurt him.
That kick from Dong tenderised Czarnecki's leg. Czarnecki is trying to keep his angry face on.
Dong scores with a head kick.
Dong connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Czarnecki takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Dong lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Dong lands a head kick. Czarnecki smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Dong fakes the leg kick and cracks Czarnecki in the body.
Dong chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Dong throws a nice inside leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Czarnecki takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Czarnecki tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Dong manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dong jabs Czarnecki to the body, keeping him at a distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ding Dong dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Dong misses with an attempted mid kick.
Dong tries a head kick but it misses.
Dong dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Czarnecki. That did some damage!
Czarnecki tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Dong counters with a low kick, right behind Czarnecki 's knee.
Czarnecki closes the distance looking to clinch
and Dong counters with a thumping low kick.
Dong stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Dong throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Czarnecki defending well as Dong loads up on a big left hand.
Dong throws out a leg kick but Czarnecki moves out of range and Dong only half commits.
Czarnecki takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Czarnecki wants to clinch
and Dong counters with a slapping leg kick.
Some wild striking there from Czarnecki.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dong fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Czarnecki has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Czarnecki closes the distance looking to clinch
and Dong makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Czarnecki really felt that one!
Dong connects with a solid leg kick.
Czarnecki darts in trying to clinch
and Dong counters with a thumping low kick.
Dong scoring well with a low kick there.
Ding Dong is winning the standup battle so far.
An inside leg kick lands from Dong.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dong connects with a high kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Dong.
Dong lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dong scores with a leg kick.
Dong connects with an inside leg kick.
Dong throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Dong dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Czarnecki. That did some damage!
Czarnecki walks into a straight right hand from Dong.
Jab from Dong.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Dong, right into the meat.
Dong connects with a solid leg kick.
Good leg kick by Dong there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Dong connects with an inside leg kick.
Jab by Dong.
Dong lands a nice leg kick that just misses Czarnecki's sensitive parts.
Dong throws a head kick but Czarnecki moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Czarnecki wants to clinch.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Dong.
Czarnecki chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Dong can pounce on him.
Dong lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dong is looking to slow Czarnecki down with leg kicks.
Dong tries a head kick but it misses.
Dong tests Czarnecki's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Dong throws a shot from downtown. Czarnecki moves away and avoids it.
Czarnecki fails with an attempt to clinch.
Czarnecki tries to clinch up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dong throws a chopping leg kick but Czarnecki manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Czarnecki tries to clinch but Dong is having none of it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dong throws a chopping leg kick but Czarnecki manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Czarnecki tries to clinch but Dong is having none of it.
Dong scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dong keeps the fight on the outside.
Czarnecki is looking to clinch but Dong is avoiding it.
Czarnecki misses with a left hand
and Dong counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Czarnecki is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Dong throws a jab when Czarnecki was well out of range.
Czarnecki doesn't manage to clinch there - Dong circles away.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dong connects with a jab.
Czarnecki is looking to clinch but Dong is avoiding it.
Czarnecki tries to clinch up but Dong circles away and keeps his distance.
Stefol Czarnecki has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dong thows a body kick. Czarnecki tries to catch it but that hurt him.
And that's the end of the fight!
Ding Dong showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dong, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight for Ding Dong!
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight for Ding Dong!
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight for Ding Dong!
Ding Dong wins by unanimous decision!
A less than humble Ding Dong misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
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