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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Megaton Punch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Uhkaileva Jalostaja (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Punch comes to the ring accompanied by Srillex / Kill Everybody. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Megaton Punch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Uhkaileva Jalostaja!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Dmitry Maklakov and Aleksandr Martynov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jalostaja connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Punch momentarily.
Punch takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Punch feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Jalostajas jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Jalostaja throws a chopping leg kick but Punch manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Punch lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Jalostaja lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Punch circles away quickly and effectively.
Jalostaja slips a straight right by Punch.
Punch throws a hook but Jalostaja blocks it.
Punch thows a body shot but no joy.
Punch slips a jab from Jalostaja.
Jalostaja throws a hook but Punch blocks it.
The fighters circling - Punch throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Punch looks to land a combination but Jalostaja avoids it well.
The fighters circling - Jalostaja throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A telegraphed right hand from Jalostaja misses the target.
Jalostaja throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Punch stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Jalostaja misses with a double jab
and Punch counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jalostaja swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jalostaja throws a right and a left that Punch avoids nicely.
Jalostaja jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Punch throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Punch throws a nice looking combination but Jalostaja bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Punch lands a jab to the nose.
Punch takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Punch misses with a straight left.
Punch loads up on a big right hand but Jalostaja slips the punch.
Jalostaja connects with the punch.
Jalostaja throws out a loose jab but Punch uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jalostaja throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Punch moves out of range as Jalostaja strikes.
A telegraphed right hand from Punch misses the target.
Punch thuds a left hand into Jalostaja's body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Punch connects with a good right hand that stumbles Jalostaja. Jalostaja circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Jalostaja doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jalostaja takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Punch ducks under a wild hook from Jalostaja.
Jalostaja takes one on the button.
It looks like Uhkaileva Jalostaja has been cut.
Jalostaja on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Jalostaja uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Punch.
Jalostaja lands with a good body shot.
Jalostaja thows a left - swing and a miss!
Punch ducks under a wild hook from Jalostaja.
Jalostaja lands with a straight right. Punch didn't see that one coming.
Jalostaja throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jalostaja looks to throw the jab but Punch is out of range.
Jalostaja misses with a straight left.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jalostaja uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Punch.
Punch scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Jalostaja doesn't seem bothered though.
Jalostaja might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Punch connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Jalostaja is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Punch.
Sloppy strikes from Punch. Those never looked like landing.
Jalostaja slips a straight right by Punch.
Good standup being displayed there by Punch as he connects with a hook.
Punch throws a body punch but Jalostaja moves out of range.
Jalostaja misses with a lunging right hand
and Punch counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Punch misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jalostaja.
Jalostaja is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Punch.
Punch uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Punch throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Punch keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jalostaja.
Jalostaja keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Jalostaja, as that shot connected.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jalostaja slips under a jab from Punch.
Jalostaja fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Jalostaja lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Punch slips under a jab.
Punch uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Jalostaja thows a left - swing and a miss!
Punch misses with a body shot.
Punch waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jalostaja.
Punch slips under a jab from Jalostaja.
Jalostaja fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Punch looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Punch uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jalostaja.
Jalostaja swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Punch looks to score with a jab to the body but Jalostaja is just out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Megaton Punch dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Uhkaileva Jalostaja's cut.
That's time! Punch's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Punch misses with a body shot.
Punch lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Jalostaja at a distance.
A cross from Punch lands.
Jalostaja misses with a hook. Punch ducked under it nicely.
Punch lands a glancing blow to the side of Jalostaja's head.
Punch loads up on a big right hand but Jalostaja slips the punch.
Jalostaja fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Punch catches Jalostaja with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Punch looks to land a left hand but Jalostaja moved out of range nicely.
Punch looks to land a right hand but Jalostaja moved out of range.
Megaton Punch is winning the standup battle so far.
Punch moves into range and connects with a jab.
Jalostaja scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jalostaja lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Punch circles away quickly and effectively.
Punch thuds a left hand into Jalostaja's body.
Punch throws a combination that misses
and Jalostaja cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jalostaja fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Punch misses with a double jab.
Jalostaja thows a body shot but no joy.
Jalostaja moves away from the strike by Punch.
Jalostaja takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jalostaja misses with a body punch
and Punch counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Punch takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Punch bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Jalostaja's head backwards.
Jalostaja throws an overhand right that lands on Punch's shoulder, as Punch tries to avoid the shot.
Punch throws a lazy right hand but Jalostaja sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Punch throws a looping overhand right but Jalostaja ducks down to avoid it.
Punch clobbers Jalostaja with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A telegraphed right hand from Jalostaja misses the target.
Punch looks to score with a jab to the body but Jalostaja is just out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Punch looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Jalostaja scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Jalostaja misses with a straight left.
Jalostaja missing with a left hand there. Punch was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Punch dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Jalostaja looks to land a combination but Punch avoids it well.
Punch misses with a wild body shot.
Jalostaja misses the jab.
Punch scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Punch looks to land a right hand but Jalostaja moved out of range.
Jalostaja has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Jalostaja there as he acknowledges the shot.
Punch walks into a left hand.
Punch fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Punch swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jalostaja slips under a jab.
Jalostaja throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Punch paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Punch ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jalostaja moves away.
Punch bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Punch fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Jalostaja looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A combination from Punch does no damage.
Punch misses the jab.
Jab, jab by Jalostaja - just one landing.
Jalostaja changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Punch avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Punch misses with a wild body shot.
Punch displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jalostaja throws out the jab.
Jalostaja waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Punch throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jalostaja throws a series of punches but Punch avoids them all with ease.
Punch slips a straight right by Jalostaja.
Punch throws the left hand but Jalostaja avoids the punch easily.
Punch misses with a hook.
Punch misses with a right hand
and Jalostaja cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jalostaja walks into a stiff left hand from Punch.
Jalostaja throws out a loose jab but Punch uses good head movement to avoid it.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Jalostaja tries to bum rush Punch with a series of wild strikes but Punch uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Punch closes the distance and lands a one-two.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jalostaja walks into a stiff left hand from Punch.
That has opened up Uhkaileva Jalostaja's cut even more.
Punch ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Jalostaja takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Megaton Punch dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Uhkaileva Jalostaja's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Jalostaja throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A decent looking cross lands there for Jalostaja.
Jalostaja scores with a jab to the body.
Punch lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Punch fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jalostaja takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Jalostaja on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Punch cracks a nice hook into Jalostaja's ribs.
Punch swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jalostaja throws a hook but Punch blocks it.
Jalostaja misses the jab.
Jalostaja lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Punch tests Jalostaja's chin there with a solid looking shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Punch throws a shot from downtown. Jalostaja moves away and avoids it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jalostaja ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jalostaja has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Jalostaja lands a lovely overhand right.
Punch misses with a wild body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Jalostaja misses the target.
Jalostaja throws an overhand right that lands on Punch's shoulder, as Punch tries to avoid the shot.
Punch misses with a straight left.
Jalostaja misses with a looping left.
Jalostaja on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Jalostaja throws a hook to the side of Punch's head but Punch sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jalostaja slips a straight right by Punch.
Jalostaja throws a looping overhand right but Punch ducks down to avoid it.
Punch moves out of range as Jalostaja strikes.
Punch throws a shot from downtown. Jalostaja moves away and avoids it.
Uhkaileva Jalostaja has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Punch scores with a shot to the body.
Jalostaja takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Jalostaja avoids the body shot from Punch.
Punch fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jalostaja manages to avoid it.
Punch is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jalostaja.
Jalostaja throws a looping overhand right but Punch ducks down to avoid it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sloppy strikes from Punch. Those never looked like landing.
A big left from Punch misses.
Jalostaja keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jalostaja catches Punch with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Punch misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jalostaja.
Punch throws a body punch but Jalostaja moves out of range.
Jalostaja takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Jalostaja throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Punch sees it coming and avoids it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Punch scores with a nice strike.
Punch is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Jalostaja.
Jalostaja scores with a hook.
Jalostaja throws a shot from downtown. Punch moves away and avoids it.
Punch lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Punch throws a big shot that misses.
Punch throws a looping overhand right but Jalostaja ducks down to avoid it.
Jalostaja displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Punch throws out the jab.
Jalostaja blocks a jab.
Punch dips to his left and cracks Jalostaja with an uppercut!
Punch drops his hands momentarily and Jalostaja takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Punch takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Punch moves out of range as Jalostaja strikes.
Jalostaja lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Punch scores with a sloppy right hand. Jalostaja should have avoided that one.
Punch scores with a jab. Jalostaja acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Punch misses with a hook to the body
and Jalostaja connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Punch misses with a body shot.
Danga de danga de dang - Jalostaja scores with a four punch combination!
Jalostaja misses with a right hand
and Punch connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jalostaja thuds a left hand into Punch's body.
Jalostaja pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jalostaja misses with an uppercut.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jalostaja misses with a few strikes there.
Punch with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Punch moves out of range as Jalostaja strikes.
Punch changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Megaton Punch.
Well Punch has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ivan Kurochkin scores the fight for Megaton Punch!
Judge Dmitry Maklakov scores the fight for Megaton Punch!
Judge Aleksandr Martynov scores the fight for Megaton Punch!
Megaton Punch wins by unanimous decision!
Megaton Punch seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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