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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Hugh Hefner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kevin Brooks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hefner comes to the cage accompanied by Puff The Magic Dragon. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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153 lbs
7 - 5 - 1 |
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180 cm
30
155 lbs
15 - 11 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Very quick |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 5 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Hugh Hefner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 11 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Kevin Brooks!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Valeri Chadov and Viktor Lagutenko.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hefner avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Hefner looks to score with a jab to the body but Brooks is just out of range.
A lazy left from Hefner finds it's target.
Brooks displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hefner throws out the jab.
Brooks throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Hefner thows a body shot but no joy.
Hefner lands a nice leg kick that just misses Brooks's sensitive parts.
Brooks misses with a looping left.
Brooks throws a hook but Hefner avoids it easily.
Hefner misses with a hook. Brooks ducked under it nicely.
Brooks moves out of range as Hefner strikes.
Hefner ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Brooks moves away.
Hefner misses with a hook
and Brooks counters with a stiff right hand.
Hefner waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Brooks.
Brooks dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Hefner. That did some damage!
Brooks slips under a jab from Hefner.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Brooks avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Hefner looks to land a left hand but Brooks moved out of range nicely.
Brooks misses with a wild body shot.
Hefner moves out of range of the strikes.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hefner. Brooks does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hefner lands a head shot.
Hefner throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Brooks pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Brooks looks to land a left hand but Hefner moved out of range nicely.
Hefner lands with a nice body punch.
Hefner staying out of range there.
Brooks is looking to land body kicks.
Hefner shoots in for a takedown but Brooks shows good takedown defense.
Brooks's corner calls for a 1-2. Brooks obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brooks has taken the fight to the clinch.
Hefner tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Brooks goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Hefner manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Hefner is wriggling around but Brooks manages to pass to half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hefner kicks Brooks off and gets back to his feet.
Hugh Hefner seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hefner ducks under a wild hook from Brooks.
Hefner throws a predictable looking body shot
enabling Brooks to counter with a crisp jab.
Hefner misses with an uppercut.
Brooks swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A low kick from Brooks is predictable there
and Hefner counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Hefner throws a big shot that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hefner with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Hefner lands a jab to Brooks's midsection.
Brooks has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Brooks there as he acknowledges the shot.
Jab from Hefner.
Hefner connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Brooks tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hefner was well out of range. Poor timing from Brooks.
Hefner lands with a straight right. Brooks didn't see that one coming.
Hefner misses with a body shot
and Brooks counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Brooks takes a swing at Hefner's ribcage but misses.
Brooks avoids the body shot from Hefner.
Brooks gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Hefner stays in close to Brooks's body and controls the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hefner has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Hefner wants to control from the top but Brooks keeps moving.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
We're going to have a standup here because Hugh Hefner wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Hefner moves out of range of the leg kick from Brooks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hugh Hefner dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Brooks jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Brooks lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Brooks throws a right and a left that Hefner avoids nicely.
Kevin Brooks seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Brooks misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Brooks misses the shot to the body.
Brooks blocks a jab.
Brooks takes a jab right on the kisser.
Brooks keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hefner misses with a shot to the body
and Brooks counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Brooks misses with an uppercut. Hefner saw that one coming.
Hefner misses with a body shot.
Brooks on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Hefner connects with the punch.
Brooks defending well as Hefner loads up on a big left hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hefner throws an overhand right that lands on Brooks's shoulder, as Brooks tries to avoid the shot.
Hefner lands a jab to Brooks's midsection.
Brooks misses with a hook. Hefner ducked under it nicely.
Hefner connects with a looping right hand.
Kevin Brooks is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Brooks pivots, looking for a leg kick but Hefner is out of range and Brooks settles back down.
Brooks drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Hefner is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Brooks.
Hefner slips a jab and a cross from Brooks.
Hefner scores with a jab to the body.
Brooks uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hefner.
Brooks closes the distance and clinches.
Hefner jumps guard but Brooks turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Brooks is pushing Hefner up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Hefner manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brooks won't allow Hefner to get back to his feet.
Hefner has his feet on Brooks's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hefner connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Brooks throws a low kick but Hefner moves out of range easily.
Hefner scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Hefner lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Hefner connects with a single shot there.
Brooks takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hefner moves out of range of the strikes.
Brooks thows a left - swing and a miss!
A big left from Brooks misses.
Hefner throws an overhand right that lands on Brooks's shoulder, as Brooks tries to avoid the shot.
Brooks throws the left hand but Hefner avoids the punch easily.
Brooks misses with a shot to the body
and Hefner counters with a right hand to the body.
Hefner misses with an uppercut. Brooks saw that one coming.
Brooks misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hefner.
Hefner lands with a nice body punch.
Hefner lands with a hook. Brooks tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Brooks misses with a straight right.
Hefner lands a slapping body shot.
Hefner scores a takedown into full mount!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hefner controlling his opponent.
Brooks is wriggling around here but as he tries to escape, Hefner has taken his back.
Hefner controls the action.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Hefner wants to control but Brooks is keeping busy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hugh Hefner dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Brooks throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Brooks takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Brooks has closed the distance and engaged Hefner in a clinch.
Hefner has hold of one of Brooks's legs. Brooks is fighting the takedown attempt but Hefner gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Hefner showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Brooks can't keep his opponent in guard - Hefner advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Hefner trying to pass the guard but Brooks defending well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hefner seems to be working for a kimura but Brooks defends the submission attempt.
Hefner not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Brooks has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Hefner is working away from the top position though.
Hefner is taking a breather. Brooks says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Brooks is staying active underneath Hefner, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Kevin Brooks has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Hugh Hefner is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Brooks really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Hefner. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hefner performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Brooks is trying to get back to full guard.
The ref stands the fighters back up because Hugh Hefner just wasn't active enough.
Hefner throws an overhand right that lands on Brooks's shoulder, as Brooks tries to avoid the shot.
Brooks avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Hefner checks the leg kick nicely there.
Hefner uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Brooks.
Brooks paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hefner ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Hefner fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Brooks sprawls well initially but Hefner persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Hefner in particular looking to stall.
Brooks gets back to full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hefner is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Brooks looking to hit a scissor sweep but Hefner is one step ahead there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brooks being controlled here, momentarily.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hugh Hefner has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Hefner scores with a jab.
And that's the end of the fight!
Hugh Hefner showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Hefner, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ivan Kurochkin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight 30:27
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hugh Hefner!
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hype
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RATING
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