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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lime Lister (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Odin Valhalla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys are coming into the fight with injuries so let's see if that has a bearing on the fight. Odin Valhalla looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!
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282 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
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Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lime Lister!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Odin Valhalla!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lister stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
That has opened up Odin Valhalla's cut even more.
Lister is breathing heavily.
Lister jabs Valhalla to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A nice inside leg kick there by Lister. That's going to slow Valhalla down.
Lister lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Lister scores with a jab. Valhalla acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Lister closes the distance and pushes Valhalla back into the ropes.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Lister.
Lister softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A nice left hand lands by Lister.
Lister gets through Valhalla's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Valhalla's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lister's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
A body shot lands from Lister.
Still in the clinch, Lister scores with a nice short uppercut.
A short body shot lands from Lister as the two fighters clinch.
Lister effectively controlling the action here.
Lister lands an uppercut.
Still in the clinch, Lister scores with a nice short uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Lister.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lister lands with a left to the head.
Valhalla being controlled against the ropes.
A nice right hand lands inside from Lister.
Lister makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Lister's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Lime Lister seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Valhalla crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Lister - the referee stops the clock and Valhalla gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Lister. Valhalla manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Lister - that will leave a mark!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lister with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lister fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Valhalla has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Valhalla on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Lister uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Lister takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Valhalla is trying hard to land a takedown here. Lister sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Lister digs a good hook to Valhalla's body.
Lister moves into the clinch successfully.
Lister cracks Valhalla with a nice body shot.
The referee calls for Lister to work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lister scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A right hook to the body lands for Lister.
Lister scores with a shoulder strike.
Lister lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
Lister lands with a short punch from the clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lister lands with a light punch inside.
Lister lands a right hand that snaps the head of Valhalla backwards.
Lister softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lime Lister dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Odin Valhalla's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Lister gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Lister pressing his opponent against the ropes.
Valhalla is trying to force a seperation but Lister has the dominant position.
Lister stalling.
Lister lands a body punch in the clinch.
Lister lands a body punch in the clinch.
Lister lands a right hand that snaps the head of Valhalla backwards.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A shot in the inside from Lister.
Lister lands a hook to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lister lands a shoulder strike.
Lister breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Lister lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Valhalla ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lister moves away.
Lister darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Lister connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Valhalla momentarily.
Valhalla gets tackled into the ropes by Lister. Lister maintains the clinch.
Lister stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Lister lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lister lands with a short shot to the head.
Good body shot from Lister.
Valhalla can't break the clinch.
Lister lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Lister.
Lister manages to break the clinch.
Lime Lister is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Valhalla on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Lister is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Valhalla can do to turn this around?
Valhalla takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Lister lands a right hook to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Lister.
Lister throws a nice looking combination but Valhalla bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Odin Valhalla is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Valhalla misses with a takedown
and Lister counters with a three punch combo that has Valhalla backing up. Valhalla nods at Lister to acknowledge the strikes.
Lister throws a series of punches but Valhalla avoids them all with ease.
Lister getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Lister stalks Valhalla and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Valhalla's face. Valhalla staggers backwards, shaken.
Jab by Lister.
Valhalla throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Lister's waist but Lister gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Valhalla off to one side.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lister scores with a push kick.
Lister throws a nice outside leg kick.
Lister's corner calls for a 1-2. Lister obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Lister has taken the fight to the clinch.
Lister lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Valhalla tries to circle away but Lister has him pinned against the ropes.
Lister lands a hook that snaps the head of Valhalla backwards.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lister lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Lister is struggling to control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lime Lister dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Odin Valhalla's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Lister swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lister tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lister clinches with his opponent.
Lister lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Valhalla backwards.
Lister breaks the clinch.
Valhalla gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Lister takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Valhalla fails to land with a series of punches.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Nice shot lands for Lister.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lister avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Lister connects with a leg kick. Valhalla looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Lister here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Valhalla shoots in looking for a takedown. Lister tries to sprawl out of it but Valhalla keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the ropes. Lister manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Lister throws out a powerful jab.
Valhalla jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Valhalla misses with a double jab
and Lister counters with a stiff right hand.
Odin Valhalla has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lister throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Lister closes the distance and pushes Valhalla back into the ropes.
A short body shot lands from Lister as the two fighters clinch.
Lister presses Valhalla against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Lister lands an uppercut.
Lister lands a right hand.
Lister lands a shoulder strike.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Lister takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Lister pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lister looks to land a combination but Valhalla avoids it well.
Lister goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Valhalla misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lister.
Lister scores with the left hand. Valhalla knows he should have avoided that one.
Lister tries to land a front kick but Valhalla steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Lister clinches up against the ropes.
Valhalla wants to break free but Lister has control.
Lister lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Lister scores with a nice hook to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lister lands with a light punch inside.
Lister manages to break the clinch.
Lister pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Lister throws a body kick that misses.
Lister displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Valhalla.
Valhalla rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Lister counters with a left to the body.
Lister lands with an overhand left.
Valhalla misses with a series of wild punches.
Valhalla has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Valhalla closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
And that's the end of the fight!
Lime Lister showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Lister has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight for Lime Lister!
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight for Lime Lister!
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for Lime Lister!
Lime Lister wins by unanimous decision!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Lime Lister made sure he mentioned Hellbent, Inc.™, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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