PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mike Holmes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Don Clones Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Holmes comes to the cage accompanied by Everybody Knows My Name. Clones Jr has chosen Gary the Snail - Poetry as his entrance music. Don Clones Jr acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Holmes
vs
Clones Jr

184 cm
23
212 lbs
12 - 1 - 0

187 cm
22
213 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mike Holmes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Don Clones Jr!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Reed Andrews and Anthony Taglia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Clones Jr takes a shot to the body in his stride.
A solid body kick from Holmes.
Holmes takes a swing at Clones Jr's ribcage but misses.
Clones Jr lands with a nice body punch.
Holmes on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Clones Jr just misses with a punch to the body.
Clones Jr tries a low kick but Holmes avoids it.
Holmes scores with a hook to the body. Clones Jr takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
A shot to the liver by Holmes. Beautiful body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Holmes throws a series of strikes that have Clones Jr backpedaling.
Clones Jr drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
A swing and a miss from Holmes.
Holmes misses the jab.
Holmes throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Clones Jr moves out of range of the body kick.
Holmes misses with a body kick.
Clones Jr lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Clones Jr swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nice defenses there by Clones Jr.
Clones Jr throws a solid leg kick but Holmes takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Clones Jr.
An inside leg kick lands from Holmes.
Clones Jr uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Holmes.
Clones Jr swings away with a body shot that misses
and Holmes counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Holmes.
Holmes connects with a good right hand that stumbles Clones Jr. Clones Jr circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Clones Jr just misses with a punch to the body.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Holmes.
Holmes throws a body punch but Clones Jr moves out of range.
Holmes dips to his left and cracks Clones Jr with an uppercut!
Holmes throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Clones Jr sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Holmes ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Holmes lands an overhand right.
Holmes throws a front kick that sends Clones Jr stumbling back into the cage.
Clones Jr looks gassed!
Holmes scores with a nice body kick.
Holmes lands a leg kick that knocks Clones Jr off balance momentarily.
Holmes misses with the combination.
Clones Jr fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Holmes checks it well.
A shot to the liver by Holmes. Beautiful body shot.
A shot to the liver by Holmes. Beautiful body shot.
Clones Jr throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Holmes looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Clones Jr takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Clones Jr is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Holmes rather than just go for the knockout.
Holmes scores with a body shot.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Holmes, right into the meat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Holmes. Clones Jr does a little dance to reset his feet.
Holmes fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Clones Jr looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Clones Jr moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Clones Jr misses with a right hand
and Holmes counters with a nice body kick.
Holmes lands a leg kick that knocks Clones Jr off balance momentarily.
Clones Jr on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Holmes. Holmes obviously looking to wear him down.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Holmes fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Clones Jr on the side of the head.
Holmes connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Clones Jr momentarily.
Holmes throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Holmes is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Clones Jr walks forward, straight into a front kick from Holmes.
A jab from Holmes does it's job there.

Clones Jr is rocked!
Holmes catches Clones Jr with a right, a left, a right. It's raining punches and Clones Jr forgot an umbrella! Another punch and he's down. This one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Mike Holmes!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Mike Holmes waved his t-shirt featuring Empire Threads - The Best $15 You've Ever Spent!'s logo in front of the cameras.