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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Doc Chillum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chillum comes to the cage accompanied by High Hopes - Pink Floyd. Cartman has chosen Unclefucker as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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187 lbs
12 - 3 - 0 |
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179 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Dangerous knees
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Doc Chillum!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Anni Minnemäki and Roosa Järviläinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chillum throws a head kick that misses.
Chillum slips under a jab.
Cartman throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Chillum sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Chillum has taken the fight to the clinch.
Cartman throws a knee to the head but misses.
Cartman stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Chillum lands with a right to the head.
Cartman tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Chillum's elbow.
Chillum looking to throw knees to the head but Cartman is blocking nicely.
Chillum throws a head punch that misses.
Cartman misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cartman prevents a body shot from Chillum.
Cartman breaks the clinch.
Cartman scores with a jab to the head.
Chillum misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cartman takes a kick to the side of the head.
Cartman lands a front kick.
Cartman tries to score a power double leg takedown but Chillum sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Cartman somewhat.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Cartman.
Chillum is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman misses the jab.
Doc Chillum is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cartman stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Cartman avoids the body shot from Chillum.
Cartman shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Chillum's guard.
Cartman throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Chillum works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Cartman not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Chillum wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Cartman working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Cartman prevents Chillum from getting back to his feet.
Chillum keeping moving, preventing Cartman from controlling successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Chillum wants to sweep here but Cartman controlling him for the moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch but Chillum swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Cartman misses with a hook.
Chillum feints and then cracks Cartman's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Cartman down.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
That kick from Cartman tenderised Chillum's leg. Chillum is trying to keep his angry face on.
Chillum moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Chillum drives through and clinches with Cartman against the cage.
Cartman scores with a shoulder strike.
Cartman blocks an uppercut.
Chillum throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Cartman misses with some punches.
Cartman can't find room to land a body shot as Chillum controls the action.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cartman.
Cartman misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cartman tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Cartman lands with a right to the head.
Cartman blocking some punches.
Cartman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cartman misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Chillum fails to land.
A head punch on the inside from Chillum fails to land.
Cartman working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Chillum throws a head punch that misses.
Chillum misses with some punches.
Cartman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Chillum lands an elbow inside that Cartman shrugs off.
Cartman digs a right hand underneath Chillum's ribcage. Chillum let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Cartman misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cartman tries to work over Chillum's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cartman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cartman lands a shoulder strike.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cartman goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chillum.
Cartman has Chillum pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Chillum manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Chillum's elbow.
Chillum lands a shot to the body.
Cartman has a couple of punches blocked by Chillum.
Cartman tries for a takedown but Chillum manages to get underhooks.
Doc Chillum has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Cartman.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chillum.
Cartman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cartman misses with a knee to the head.
Cartman doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Chillum misses with a body punch.
Cartman scores with a shot to the side of Chillum's head.
Chillum fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cartman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Cartman wants to land a leg kick but Chillum is out of range.
Cartman gets a takedown into half guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Chillum is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman dominated that round.
That's time! Chillum's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Chillum scores with a shot to the body.
Cartman misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Chillum misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Chillum lands with a kick to the ribs.
Chillum throws a leg kick which misses Cartman's front leg but catches the back leg as Cartman tries to avoid it.
Cartman throws a shot from downtown. Chillum moves away and avoids it.
Chillum with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Cartman to score with a decent uppercut.
Cartman misses with a series of wild punches.
Cartman swings for the body but Chillum moves out of range.
Cartman tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Chillum swivels and escapes.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Chillum, as that shot connected.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman takes a jab right on the kisser.
Cartman throws a shot from downtown. Chillum moves away and avoids it.
Chillum misses with a low kick.
Chillum throws a nice inside leg kick.
Chillum stuffs the takedown attempt from Cartman. Cartman gets slowly back to his feet.
Doc Chillum has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Cartman.
Cartman shoots in looking for a takedown. Chillum tries to sprawl out of it but Cartman keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Chillum manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Chillum scoring well with a low kick there.
Chillum takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Cartman shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Chillum pinned against the cage. Chillum gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Cartman throws a hook to the side of Chillum's head but Chillum sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chillum throws a nice outside leg kick.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Chillum!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chillum throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Cartman's head.
Chillum walks into a left hand.
Chillum tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
No luck for Cartman with that takedown attempt.
Chillum misses with a wild combination.
Chillum defending well as Cartman loads up on a big left hand.
Cartman throws a looping overhand right but Chillum ducks down to avoid it.
Chillum avoids the body shot from Cartman.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman missing with a left hand there. Chillum was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A big right from Chillum misses.
Cartman connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Eric Cartman seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Cartman connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Cartman moves out of range of the leg kick from Chillum.
Chillum swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Chillum thumps Cartman with a low kick.
Chillum swings widly with a right hand
and Cartman counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Chillum swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Doc Chillum seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chillum slips a straight right by Cartman.
Both fighters circling a little - Chillum finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Cartman shoots in for a double leg but Chillum sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Chillum throws out a leg kick but Cartman moves out of range and Chillum only half commits.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman looks for a takedown but Chillum sprawls well.
Chillum lands a high kick!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chillum misses with the body kick
and Cartman connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Cartman looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Chillum is fending him off so far but Cartman persists. Nope, Chillum circles away and we're back to standing.
A looping hook to the body misses from Chillum. Cartman does a little dance to reset his feet.
Chillum misses with a two punch combination.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Cartman with a hook.
Cartman cracks a nice hook into Chillum's ribs.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cartman is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Chillum fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Cartman checks it well.
Chillum ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Chillum keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Doc Chillum will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
A low kick from Chillum misses
and Cartman counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Chillum swinging wildly here.
Cartman misses with a looping right.
Chillum ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Cartman scores with a head kick.
Chillum is rocked!
Chillum drives through and clinches with Cartman against the cage.
Oh Chillum is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Cartman misses with a knee strike.
A nice left hand lands by Cartman.
Cartman softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Cartman scores with a shot to the side of Chillum's head.
Cartman with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cartman goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cartman lands an uppercut.
Cartman throws a big uppercut that drops Chillum! More strikes from Cartman and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Chillum lies dazed against the cage as Cartman celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eric Cartman!
After the big win, Eric Cartman made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Katukauppa.com and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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hype
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