PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Handsome Cpw (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mark Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cpw comes to the cage accompanied by Steve McQueen. Handsome Cpw is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Cpw
vs
Jones

170 cm
25
146 lbs
17 - 4 - 0

176 cm
29
153 lbs
12 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Handsome Cpw!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Mark Jones!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Stewart Dunkirk and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Cpw counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Jones closes the distance looking to clinch
and Cpw cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Cpw lands with an overhand left.
Cpw dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Cpw swats away the attempt to clinch by Jones.
Cpw smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Jones wants to clinch but Cpw slips to the side
letting Cpw counter with a right hand.
Cpw swats away the attempt to clinch by Jones.
Jones wants to clinch but Cpw slips to the side
and Cpw connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cpw lands a head shot.

Jones is rocked!
Cpw lands with a straight right. Jones didn't see that one coming.
Jones is still on wobbly legs! Can Cpw finish him?
Jones is looking to clinch but Cpw is avoiding it.
Mark Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jones throws a sloppy head kick and Cpw moves out of range easily.
Jones tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Cpw counters with a left to the body.
Jones on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Jones seems to have recovered his senses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cpw lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Cpw lands a really nice looking cross but Jones seems unphased.
Cpw scores with a jab. Jones acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Jones's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Cpw connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Jones scrambles back to his feet.
Cpw scores with a decent looking hook.
Jones takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
A shot to the liver by Cpw. Beautiful body shot.
Jones takes a shot to the body in his stride.
The fighters circle momentarily. Cpw darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Left hook, right uppercut from Cpw.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cpw scores with a jab to the head.
Cpw ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
The fighters circle momentarily. Cpw darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Jones throws a series of punches but Cpw avoids them all with ease.
Jones wants to clinch.
Cpw slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones moves to clinch but Cpw breaks away
and Cpw counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Cpw dips to his left and cracks Jones with an uppercut!
Jones tries to clinch up
and Jones takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jones tries a low kick but Cpw avoids it.
Danga de danga de dang - Cpw scores with a four punch combination!
Jones falls off balance throwing a combination
and Cpw counters with a straight right hand.
Cpw dips to his left and cracks Jones with an uppercut!
Jones misses with a kick to the body
and Cpw counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Jones looks gassed!
Jones has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Cpw.
A jab from Cpw does it's job there.
Cpw's jab looks to have found its range, popping Jones under the eye.
Jones loses concentration momentarily and Cpw pounces with a three punch combo! Right, left, right! Jones crashes face first to the mat, out cold! Cpw finishes this one with a fantastically precise combo! Great stuff.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Handsome Cpw!
Handsome Cpw really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Fossington & Blythe: Gentlemen's Fight Attire logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.