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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mike Byson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fred Hanks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hanks has chosen AC/DC - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Fred Hanks was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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180 cm
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214 lbs
17 - 7 - 0 |
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182 cm
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210 lbs
14 - 8 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Mike Byson! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fred Hanks! The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Byson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hanks. Byson avoids a punch combination nicely.
Byson moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross. Hanks gets tackled into the cage by Byson. Byson maintains the clinch. Byson misses with a punch on the inside.
Byson misses with a hook from the clinch. Hanks stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body. Byson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hanks's elbow. Hanks goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Hanks tries a body shot but Byson blocks it.
Byson throws a punch but it's blocked by Hanks. Hanks can't find room to land a body shot as Byson controls the action.
Byson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hanks lands a left hand that snaps the head of Byson backwards. Hanks breaks from the clinch.
Byson tries to clinch but Hanks moves out of range. Byson walks into a straight right hand from Hanks. This has been an exciting period of action! Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Byson, as that shot connected.
It looks like Fred Hanks has been cut. Hanks just misses with a punch to the body.
Byson closes the distance looking to clinch and Hanks makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round. Byson ducks under a wild hook from Hanks. Byson doesn't manage to clinch there - Hanks circles away.
Hanks cracks Byson with an open hand slap. Byson tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. A lazy left from Byson finds it's target. Hanks connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Byson's hands. Hanks connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
It looks like Mike Byson has been cut. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Hanks scores with a body shot.
Hanks avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Hanks waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Byson. Byson tries to clinch but Hanks moves out of range. Byson clinches up against the cage. Byson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Byson scores with an uppercut up the middle. Still in the clinch, Hanks scores with a nice short uppercut. Hanks throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Hanks throws a head punch that misses. Hanks tries a body shot but Byson blocks it.
Hanks tries to work over Byson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Hanks tries to stall but Byson uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Byson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors. Byson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. A battle for position here, against the cage. A short left from Byson. A right hand to the body from Byson.
Hanks misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Hanks's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. Fred Hanks seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Byson closes the distance and clinches. Byson misses with a short punch on the inside. A short right from Hanks on the inside. Hanks blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hanks breaks from the clinch.
Byson takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Hanks looks to throw the jab but Byson is out of range. Hanks keeps the fight on the outside. Hanks lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Hanks avoids the body shot from Byson.
Byson throws a nice looking combination but Hanks bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. Hanks scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent. Byson needs to keep his hands up - Hanks had a free shot at his head there. Byson is looking to clinch but Hanks is avoiding it.
Byson avoids the body shot from Hanks.
Nice uppercut lands for Hanks. That snapped Byson's head back.
Hanks throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Byson tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Hanks bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut. Hanks scores with a shot to the body.
Hanks is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Byson had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté. Hanks lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Byson circles away quickly and effectively. Hanks throws a hook to the side of Byson's head but Byson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Hanks swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Byson looks to throw the jab but Hanks is out of range. Hanks connects with a right hand. Byson shakes it off. Hanks digs a good body shot into Byson's ribs. Hanks throws a shot to the body.
Byson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hanks. Byson walks into a jab. Hanks lands a two punch combo.
Hanks misses with a hook. Byson ducked under it nicely. Byson wants to clinch. Hanks lands with a shot to the body. Byson is breathing heavily. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Byson stalks Hanks and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Hanks's face. Hanks staggers backwards, shaken. Hanks uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Byson has time to react. Byson doesn't manage to clinch there - Hanks circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Fred Hanks dominated that round. Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval. The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Hanks fakes a jab and then connects with a hook. Hanks swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Hanks with a jab. Byson throws a wild combination but nothing lands. Hanks scores with a jab to the head.
Hanks slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range. Hanks getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Byson is rocked! The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Hanks avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Nice shot by Hanks. Oh Byson is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Hanks fakes a head shot and lands one to the body. Byson bobbing and weaving nicely... He's ducked under a jab and ducks again but ooooooh! Hanks comes at him with an uppercut from hell! Byson falls to the canvas, unconscious! This one is all over! Oh man, looking at the replay that was right on the button! Byson was out before he hit the floor!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Fred Hanks! Fred Hanks gave a mention to Charlie Wang's Nutrition and 95 % Laundry in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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