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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frank The Tank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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130 lbs
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130 lbs
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Good wrestling
Basic striking
Big heart |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent knees
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Frank The Tank!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. The Tank tries to avoid it but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua manages to keep hold of a leg and drag The Tank to the ground. The Tank escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua fails with the takedown.
The Tank moves into the clinch successfully.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
The Tank scores with a knee to the head.
It looks like Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua has been cut.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is trying to break the clinch but The Tank has him pressed against the cage.
The Tank tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The Tank throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua blocks it with crossed arms.
The Tank looking to throw knees to the head but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is blocking nicely.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is trying to force a seperation but The Tank has the dominant position.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua working hard to break the clinch.
The Tank leaning his opponent against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Tank putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as The Tank takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
The Tank looking to throw knees to the head but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is blocking nicely.
The Tank lands a nice uppercut.
Knees in the clinch landing for The Tank.
The Tank looks gassed!
The Tank landing knees to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is trying to break the clinch but The Tank is controlling him.
The Tank slows down the pace here.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua tries to circle away but The Tank has him pinned against the cage.
The Tank throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua blocks it with crossed arms.
The Tank tries to land a knee to the head but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua blocks with his arms.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws a punch but it's blocked by The Tank.
The Tank looking to throw knees to the head but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is blocking nicely.
The Tank stalling in the clinch but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua improves position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Tank with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua can't find room to land a body shot as The Tank controls the action.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but The Tank has him pressed against the cage.
The Tank with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua tries to work over The Tank's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The Tank using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua blocking some punches.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Tank throws a knee to the head but misses.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua can't find room to land a body shot as The Tank controls the action.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The Tank tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua can't find room to land a body shot as The Tank controls the action.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua tries to break the clinch but The Tank is controlling the position.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is looking to break free of the clinch but The Tank has double underhooks.
The Tank keeps control of Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Frank The Tank dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in looking for a takedown but The Tank manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua tries to score a power double leg takedown but The Tank sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua somewhat.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. The Tank tries to avoid it but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua manages to keep hold of a leg and drag The Tank to the ground. The Tank escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua keeps the fight on the outside.
Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but The Tank avoids it really well and circles away.
The Tank is looking to clinch.
The Tank fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but The Tank avoids it really well and circles away.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua closes this distance looking for a takedown but The Tank circles away.
The Tank slaps away a takedown attempt from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots for a takedown but The Tank saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
The Tank has Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua up against the cage in a clinch.
The Tank is trying to maintain a safe position but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua gets an underhook and turns The Tank into the cage.
The Tank is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Tank tries to land a knee to the head but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua blocks with his arms.
The Tank using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is trying to break the clinch but The Tank is controlling him.
The Tank looking to throw knees to the head but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is blocking nicely.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua has had enough of the clinch but The Tank keeps him there for the moment.
The Tank trying to control the position but instead, Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua has worked for underhooks and has pushed The Tank into the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is trying to break the clinch but The Tank is controlling him.
The Tank tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua blocks the elbow strike.
The Tank keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua's efforts to push away.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua blocks an elbow strike from The Tank.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Tank misses with a punch to the body.
The Tank stalling against the cage.
The Tank tries to land knees in the clinch but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua avoids the damage to the body.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is trying to break the clinch but The Tank has him pressed against the cage.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is trying to break the clinch but The Tank has him pressed against the cage.
The Tank's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Tank tries to land a knee to the head but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua blocks with his arms.
The Tank keeps control of Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is trying to force a seperation but The Tank has the dominant position.
The Tank is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is defending well for now.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua wants to break the clinch but can't.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is looking to break free of the clinch but The Tank has double underhooks.
The Tank misses with a knee to the head.
The Tank misses with a knee to the head.
The Tank with an attempt at a knee that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Frank The Tank showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! And we move into the final round!
The Tank tries to clinch up.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in and drives through. The Tank sprawls well.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The Tank has taken the fight to the clinch.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is looking to break free of the clinch but The Tank has double underhooks.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua tried to land a shot to the body but connects with The Tank's elbow.
The Tank with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The Tank tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The Tank throws a knee to the head but misses.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is trying to break the clinch but The Tank is controlling him.
The Tank takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The Tank is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is defending well for now.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is trying to push The Tank away but The Tank has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but The Tank has him pressed against the cage.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua takes an elbow to the temple.
Frank The Tank seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua wants to break the clinch but can't.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua avoiding damage as The Tank throws knees to the body.
The Tank misses with a knee to the head.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua wants to get back to striking at distance but The Tank won't allow it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is looking to break free of the clinch but The Tank has double underhooks.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua wants to get back to striking at distance but The Tank won't allow it.
The Tank tries a knee to the head but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua blocks it.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua tries to break the clinch but The Tank is controlling the position.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua wants to break free but The Tank has control.
The Tank keeps control of Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Tank looking to throw knees to the head but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is blocking nicely.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is trying to break the clinch but The Tank is controlling him.
The Tank throws a knee to the head but misses.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua tries to break free but The Tank pushes him back against the cage.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is trying to break the clinch but The Tank has him pressed against the cage.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua wants to get back to striking at distance but The Tank won't allow it.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua working hard to break the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Tank misses with a knee strike.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua can't break the clinch.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua misses with a body punch.
Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The Tank tries a knee to the head but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua blocks it.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
The Tank looking to slow down the pace here.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is trying to push The Tank away but The Tank has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua can't break the clinch.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua.
Well The Tank has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 28:29
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Frank The Tank!
Frank The Tank decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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