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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cleveland Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Punchy McPunches (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brown comes to the cage accompanied by Cleveland Brown Rap. McPunches has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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236 lbs
22 - 8 - 1 |
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205 cm
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323 lbs
18 - 12 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Great elbows
Granite chin |
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Dangerous GnP
World class boxer
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Cleveland Brown!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Punchy McPunches!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Robert Douchet and Elvis Blanc.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brown throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Brown pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Brown tries a head kick but it misses.
Brown throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Brown dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on McPunches. That did some damage!
Brown lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Brown throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
McPunches blocks a head kick by Brown.
Brown throws a sloppy head kick and McPunches moves out of range easily.
McPunches misses with a body shot.
McPunches throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Brown misses with a body punch
and McPunches counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
McPunches looks gassed!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McPunches takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Brown tries a head kick but it misses.
Brown lands a straight punch to the body, keeping McPunches at a distance.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Brown throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Brown scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd cheers as Brown lands an impressive looking overhand right. McPunches doesn't seem phased though.
Brown digs a good body shot into McPunches's ribs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McPunches misses with an uppercut
and Brown holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Brown using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Brown lands a shot to the body.
Brown landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Brown effectively controlling the action here.
Brown is leaning against McPunches and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Brown is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Brown lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Brown scores with a nice short uppercut.
Brown tries a knee to the head but McPunches blocks it.
Brown lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of McPunches backwards.
Knees in the clinch landing for Brown.
A knee to the head by Brown.
Brown lands an elbow inside.
Brown is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Brown breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Brown lands a jab to McPunches's midsection.
McPunches swings and misses with a shot to the body
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Brown lands a big head kick that sends McPunches tumbling to the mat! Brown takes a step backwards and waves McPunches back to his feet - he wants the finish!
McPunches is rocked!
Brown dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
McPunches is still on wobbly legs! Can Brown finish him?
Brown with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Brown and McPunches are patiently standing in front of each other looking for an opening. Brown throws a head kick. It's landed, knocking McPunches into next week! Ooooh that was huge! Brown knows it - he's on the cage flexing is biceps. That's a bit weird considering he won by kick but whatever.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Cleveland Brown!
A very excited looking Cleveland Brown rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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