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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chad Kauffman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Snake The Pendulum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kauffman's entrance music is Lil Wayne- Up up and away. A fine choice. The Pendulum has chosen Good Luck as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Snake The Pendulum has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Chad Kauffman's chin.
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199 lbs
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205 lbs
21 - 0 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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ADCC Champion
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Chad Kauffman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Snake The Pendulum!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kauffman throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Kauffman dips to his left and cracks The Pendulum with an uppercut!
The Pendulum takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Kauffman tries to clinch but The Pendulum is having none of it.
Kauffman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Pendulum manages to avoid it.
Kauffman misses with a shot to the body
and The Pendulum counters with a stiff right hand.
Kauffman throws out a leg kick but The Pendulum moves out of range and Kauffman only half commits.
The Pendulum throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kauffman moves out of range of the body kick from The Pendulum.
Kauffman connects with an inside leg kick.
The Pendulum lands with a shot to the body.
Kauffman loads up on a big right hand but The Pendulum slips the punch.
Kauffman misses with a body shot.
The Pendulum lands with an uppercut that bounces Kauffman off the cage and back into range.
Kauffman looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Kauffman closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. The Pendulum did well to prevent Kauffman getting side control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kauffman is controlling the pace.
The Pendulum controlling the position well.
The Pendulum regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Kauffman.
Kauffman with a flurry of punches that miss.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Kauffman accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
The Pendulum is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
The Pendulum trying to control the pace.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Pendulum wants to control but Kauffman is keeping him busy.
Kauffman might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
The Pendulum trying to mount his opponent but Kauffman defends it.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Kauffman throws a wild body kick that The Pendulum sees coming a mile off.
Kauffman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Pendulum.
Kauffman throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kauffman misses with a wild combination.
Kauffman changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Kauffman lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but The Pendulum circles away quickly and effectively.
Kauffman is looking to wear down The Pendulum with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
The Pendulum keeps the fight on the outside.
Kauffman avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from The Pendulum.
Kauffman takes a swing at The Pendulum's ribcage but misses.
Kauffman jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
The Pendulum lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The Pendulum throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Pendulum slaps away a takedown attempt from Kauffman, before circling back to the center of the mat.
The Pendulum is looking to slow Kauffman down with leg kicks.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Pendulum scores with a jab to the head.
It looks like Chad Kauffman has been cut.
Kauffman looks to land a body kick but The Pendulum moved away.
Kauffman connects with a right hand. The Pendulum shakes it off.
The Pendulum lands a really nice looking cross but Kauffman seems unphased.
Kauffman misses with a left hand
enabling The Pendulum to counter with a crisp jab.
Kauffman thumps The Pendulum with a low kick.
Kauffman thows a body shot but no joy.
The Pendulum has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Good leg kick by The Pendulum there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Kauffman just misses with a punch to the body.
Kauffman lands with a thumping leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kauffman tries to close the distance and clinch up but The Pendulum swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Kauffman fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
The Pendulum misses with a wild body shot.
Kauffman throws a hook but The Pendulum avoids it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Chad Kauffman will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Chad Kauffman's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Kauffman pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Kauffman checks a leg kick.
Kauffman thows a body shot but no joy.
A momentary lapse in concentration from The Pendulum enables Kauffman to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. The Pendulum manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Kauffman trying to control but The Pendulum is working from the bottom.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Kauffman accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Kauffman is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
The Pendulum has his foot on Kauffman's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Kauffman works his way back into a safe position though.
The Pendulum controls Kauffman momentarily but Kauffman frees himself.
Kauffman trying to control but The Pendulum is working from the bottom.
Kauffman looking to pass the guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kauffman connects with a couple of short punches.
The Pendulum looking to hit a scissor sweep but Kauffman is one step ahead there.
Kauffman wants to control from the top but The Pendulum keeps moving.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kauffman trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Kauffman trying to control the position from guard on top but The Pendulum is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kauffman postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
The Pendulum utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kauffman scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Kauffman trying to control but The Pendulum is working from the bottom.
Kauffman postures up.
Kauffman content to stall in guard here.
Kauffman trying to control the position from guard on top but The Pendulum is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Chad Kauffman.
The Pendulum avoids the body shot from Kauffman.
The Pendulum cracks Kauffman with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kauffman tries to land a front kick but The Pendulum steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Kauffman rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but The Pendulum moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kauffman lands a body shot.
Snake The Pendulum is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kauffman misses with a wild body shot.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Kauffman lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and The Pendulum has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from The Pendulum and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Kauffman looks for the body kick but The Pendulum saw that one coming.
Chad Kauffman is winning the standup battle so far.
A jab from The Pendulum finds it's way through Kauffman's defenses.
The Pendulum steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kauffman.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from The Pendulum. Kauffman shrugs it off though.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The Pendulum scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Kauffman drops his hands momentarily and The Pendulum takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Kauffman is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kauffman throws a body kick the misses
and The Pendulum counters with a left to the body.
Oh Kauffman is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The Pendulum chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The Pendulum closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Kauffman! The Pendulum dives in looking to finish! Kauffman is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snake The Pendulum!
Post fight, Snake The Pendulum stared into the camera and said 'A victorious Snake The Pendulum thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, the crow get crazy and chant his name. He definitely is the people champ.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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