PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dean Martin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kelvin Garnett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Garnett has chosen Metallica - For Whom the Bell Tolls as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Martin
vs
Garnett

195 cm
31
282 lbs
21 - 12 - 1

199 cm
31
233 lbs
17 - 11 - 0

Great wrestler
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Good gas tank

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Adam's NORTHERN WILD
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dean Martin !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Kelvin Garnett!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, James Ackerman and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Garnett lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Garnett lands with a good body shot.
Martin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Martin with a jab.
Garnett scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Martin shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Garnett connects with a good right hand that stumbles Martin . Martin circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Martin .
Martin shoots in for a takedown but Garnett shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dean Martin . That's going to take a lot out of him.
Garnett cracks the inside of Martin 's front leg.
Martin avoids a kick to the body.
Martin swings for the body but Garnett moves out of range.
Martin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Garnett.
Martin throws a lazy uppercut
and Garnett counters with a slapping leg kick.
A left lands for Garnett.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Martin takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Garnett with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Martin is breathing heavily.
Garnett blocks a jab.
A slapping leg kick lands for Garnett.
Garnett wants to clinch.
Garnett scores with a jab to the jaw.
Martin dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Good leg kick by Garnett there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Garnett scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Martin doesn't seem bothered though.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Garnett is looking to clinch but Martin is avoiding it.
Kelvin Garnett is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Martin on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Donk. Garnett catches Martin right on the button with a cross.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheers as Garnett lands an impressive looking overhand right. Martin doesn't seem phased though.
Garnett lands with a thumping leg kick.
Garnett slips a jab from Martin .
Garnett lands with a hook. Martin tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Garnett scores with a decent looking hook.
Garnett throws a nice inside leg kick.
Garnett is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Martin had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Martin looks to score with a jab to the body but Garnett is just out of range.
Martin takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Martin misses with a hook
and Garnett counters with a straight right hand.
Garnett is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Garnett wants to clinch.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Garnett!
Martin is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Garnett scores with a push kick.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Martin . He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.

Martin gets a double leg takedown into Garnett's guard.
Martin won't allow Garnett to get back to his feet.
Martin being controlled here momentarily.
Martin trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Martin stops Garnett from standing up.
Garnett manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Garnett is looking to stand but Garnett has his arms wrapped tightly around him, looking to prevent the damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Martin wants to hold on but Garnett pushes him away.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.

Garnett gets to his feet and calls his opponent to stand. Here come the fireworks!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Garnett cracks Martin with a right hand to the side of the head.
Garnett throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nice sprawl there from Garnett as Martin shoots in.
Garnett swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Martin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Martin scores with a body shot.
Garnett lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Martin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kelvin Garnett dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Garnett cracks a nice hook into Martin 's ribs.
Garnett connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Martin momentarily.
Garnett throws a nice outside leg kick.
Garnett jabs at Martin 's body.
Kelvin Garnett seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Garnett lands a head kick. Martin smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
A swing and a miss from Martin .
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Martin misses with a hook. Garnett ducked under it nicely.
Garnett fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Martin looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Martin gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Martin drops his hands momentarily and Garnett takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Martin takes one to the side of the head.
Garnett lands with a shot to the body.
Garnett scores with a nice right hand.
Garnett has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Garnett misses with a wild body shot.
Garnett cracks Martin with an open hand slap.
Garnett lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Garnett lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
A jab lands there for Garnett.
Good shot there by Garnett.
Garnett lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A big right from Garnett misses.
Garnett scoring well with a low kick there.
Garnett tries to clinch but Martin is having none of it.
Garnett moves away from the strike by Martin .
Garnett throws a shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Garnett lands a really nice looking cross but Martin seems unphased.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Martin shoots in for a takedown but Garnett shows good takedown defense.
Martin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nice uppercut lands for Garnett. That snapped Martin 's head back.
Martin takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

Oooooh!!! Garnett has knocked Martin down with a huge combo! Garnett steps away and waves a wobbly Martin back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Martin is rocked!
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Garnett. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Garnett throws an overhand right that drops Martin like a sack of potatoes! Garnett dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kelvin Garnett!
After the big win, Kelvin Garnett made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors .: AFFAKETIΘN :. and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.