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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mr Pearl (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mr Funktastic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pearl comes to the cage accompanied by yes. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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180 lbs
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Mr Pearl!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 12 - 1, fighting out of London, Mr Funktastic!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Donald Grub and Daniel Bishop.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pearl has his takedown stuffed
and Funktastic counters with a nice uppercut.
Funktastic misses with an uppercut. Pearl saw that one coming.
Funktastic misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Funktastic dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Pearl. That did some damage!
Pearl closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Funktastic quickly recovers to half guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Pearl throwing shots but Funktastic is blocking nicely.
Funktastic looking for submissions off his back.
Pearl performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Pearl is looking to advance position but Funktastic won't allow it.
Funktastic gets full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Funktastic keeping full guard, as Pearl tries to pass.
Pearl trying to control but Funktastic is working from the bottom.
Funktastic looking for a guillotine here but Pearl defends easily.
Pearl lands a couple of elbows.
Funktastic has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pearl won't allow Funktastic to sweep him here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Pearl throwing strikes but missing.
Pearl wants to control from the top but Funktastic keeps moving.
Pearl stopping the sweep attempt from Funktastic.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Funktastic looking to control.
Pearl stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Funktastic swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Pearl wants to control from the top but Funktastic keeps moving.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Pearl wants to clinch
and Funktastic counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Pearl's guard now.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Funktastic drops back, looking for a kneebar! Pearl looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Pearl looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Pearl!
Pearl lands a few punches from side control.
Funktastic on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Funktastic defending against the ground and pound.
Funktastic taking punishment in the form of punches.
Pearl is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Funktastic is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Funktastic is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Pearl tries for a kimura but Funktastic is defending well.
Funktastic sneaks back into half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Funktastic wants to get back to full guard.
Funktastic works his way to full guard. Good work.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pearl is in close to Funktastic's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Funktastic looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Pearl trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Pearl makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Pearl trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Pearl really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Pearl trying to control but Funktastic is working from the bottom.
Pearl wants to pass the guard but Funktastic is keeping the position.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Pearl is working hard here to advance position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mr Pearl dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Pearl moves out of range of the leg kick from Funktastic.
Pearl lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Funktastic backs up against the cage.
Pearl shoots in looking for a takedown but Funktastic manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Pearl's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Pearl shoots in looking for a takedown. Funktastic tries to sprawl out of it but Pearl keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Funktastic manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Pearl darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Funktastic kicks off Pearl and gets to his feet.
Funktastic waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pearl.
Mr Pearl seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pearl shoots in and gets a takedown into Funktastic's guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pearl preventing the sweep.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Funktastic lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Pearl!
Funktastic is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Pearl has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Funktastic is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Pearl is surviving well by controlling Funktastic's body position as best he can.
Pearl is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
Funktastic has control of Pearl's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Pearl regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Pearl tries to lock up and control but Funktastic gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pearl working to try and regain half guard.
Funktastic looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Pearl holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Funktastic tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Funktastic has hold of Pearl's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Pearl manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Pearl wants to control but Funktastic is having none of it.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Pearl here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Pearl is trying desperately to improve position.
Funktastic throws some wild stikes that Pearl manages to avoid easily.
Pearl tries to lock up and control but Funktastic gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pearl bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Pearl wants to pass the guard but Funktastic is keeping the position.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Funktastic is on top in guard.
Pearl trying to control the position.
Funktastic trying to control the position from guard on top but Pearl is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Pearl is on top in guard.
Pearl postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Pearl wants to pass the guard but Funktastic is keeping the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Funktastic lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Pearl!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Funktastic has control of Pearl's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Pearl regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Pearl keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Funktastic goes for an armbar but Pearl turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Pearl.
Pearl throws a big right hand that misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Funktastic wants to stand and escape but Pearl is having none of it.
Funktastic is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Mr Pearl will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Pearl shoots for a takedown but Funktastic saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Pearl displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Funktastic throws out the jab.
Pearl blocks a jab.
Funktastic shoots in but no luck this time.
Pearl looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Funktastic keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mr Pearl. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pearl tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Funktastic paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Pearl tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Funktastic manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Pearl shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Funktastic defends it nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pearl tries for a takedown but Funktastic sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Pearl gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Funktastic counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nice sprawl there from Funktastic as Pearl shoots in.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Pearl dives in and grabs Funktastic's left leg, looking for a takedown. Funktastic pushes down on Pearl's head and hops out.
Funktastic throws a jab but it's blocked by Pearl.
Funktastic swats away the attempt to clinch by Pearl.
Funktastic throws a front kick aimed at Pearl's knee but Pearl avoids it well.
Pearl is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pearl bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Pearl lands a nice forearm strike.
Funktastic sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Pearl is looking to take a break and control but Funktastic is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Pearl throws a strike but Funktastic avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pearl trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Funktastic is on top in guard.
Funktastic wants to control from the top but Pearl keeps moving.
Pearl wants to sweep but no luck.
Funktastic drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Pearl manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Funktastic has Pearl in his guard.
Pearl trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Funktastic avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Pearl pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Funktastic is keeping the position for now.
Pearl advances position into side control!
Funktastic is trying to control Pearl's posture but Pearl avoids it.
Funktastic manages to get back to half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pearl is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Funktastic is just riding it out for now. Pearl eventually gives up the hold.
Pearl is working for a kimura from half guard. He's really concentrating on the hold and it's allowed Funktastic to slip a leg under and get back to full guard.
Funktastic is trying to keep Pearl in close.
Pearl wants to control from the top but Funktastic keeps moving.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Funktastic pushes Pearl off and gets back to his feet.
Funktastic fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pearl manages to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mr Pearl clearly takes that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Pearl tries to clinch up but Funktastic circles away and keeps his distance.
Funktastic misses with a looping left.
Pearl fails with a takedown attempt.
A punch combination from Funktastic misses.
Pearl fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Funktastic defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Pearl.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mr Pearl. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Funktastic leaves Pearl with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Pearl tries to score a power double leg takedown but Funktastic sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Pearl somewhat.
That's one minute gone in the round.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Funktastic.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Funktastic scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Funktastic misses with a double jab
and Pearl counters with a single leg into guard. Funktastic didn't expect that.
Funktastic not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Funktastic looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Pearl throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Pearl stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Funktastic swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Pearl won't allow Funktastic to sweep him here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Funktastic has his foot on Pearl's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Pearl works his way back into a safe position though.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pearl trying to control but Funktastic is working from the bottom.
Funktastic keeping full guard, as Pearl tries to pass.
Pearl slips nicely into half guard.
Pearl looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Funktastic with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Pearl is looking to take a break and control but Funktastic is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Funktastic moves into full guard.
Pearl cracks Funktastic with a solid left hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Funktastic looking to hit a scissor sweep but Pearl is one step ahead there.
Pearl loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Funktastic keeping moving, preventing Pearl from controlling successfully.
Pearl postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Pearl loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Funktastic can't keep his opponent in guard - Pearl advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Pearl is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Funktastic!
The referee warns Funktastic that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Funktastic is working to get back to half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pearl trying to control but Funktastic is having none of it.
Funktastic is bucking up trying to escape but Pearl cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Pearl goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Funktastic is on top in guard.
Mr Pearl overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Funktastic slips nicely into half guard.
Funktastic is trying to work for a kimura but Pearl is defending well.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Pearl is trying to maintain the position but Funktastic is very close to passing his half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mr Pearl had his way with Mr Funktastic in that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Pearl shoots and misses
and Funktastic counters with a straight right hand.
Danga de danga de dang - Pearl scores with a four punch combination!
Pearl is looking to clinch but Funktastic is avoiding it.
Mr Pearl is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Pearl shoots for a takedown but Funktastic saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Funktastic looks to land a left hand but Pearl moved out of range nicely.
Pearl fails with the takedown
and Pearl takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mr Pearl. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A big right from Funktastic misses.
Pearl with a lazy takedown attempt
and Funktastic counters with a left to the body.
Pearl changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Funktastic tries to avoid it but Pearl manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Funktastic to the ground. Funktastic escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Nice straight punches there by Funktastic. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Funktastic.
Pearl misses with a takedown
and Funktastic counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Pearl is rocked!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pearl looks up at the clock. Bad move! Funktastic lands a right hand from hell, dropping Pearl. Funktastic pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:14 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mr Funktastic!
Mr Funktastic is the new welterweight champion!
Mr Funktastic gave a mention to Fossington & Blythe: Gentlemen's Fight Attire in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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