PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lostma Braincells (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Xtreme Mma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Braincells's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, BoneCrusher- Aint neva scared. Mma is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: I Wont Back Down. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Braincells
vs
Mma

194 cm
25
291 lbs
12 - 8 - 0

225 cm
27
300 lbs
13 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Lostma Braincells!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Xtreme Mma!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Hugh Johnson and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mma swats away the attempt to clinch by Braincells.
Braincells tries to clinch up.
Braincells doesn't manage to clinch there - Mma circles away.
Braincells swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Mma throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mma misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Braincells.
Mma staying out of range there.
Mma gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Braincells.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Braincells lands a body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Braincells can't get the takedown.
Mma is looking to break free of the clinch but Braincells has double underhooks.
Braincells lands with a short shot to the head.
A short left from Braincells.

It looks like Xtreme Mma has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mma works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Braincells goes for a takedown attempt but Mma pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Braincells lands an overhand right.
The fighters circling - Braincells throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Braincells swinging wildly here.
Braincells slips a straight right by Mma.
Mma fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Braincells looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Braincells throws a hook but Mma blocks it.
Mma keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Braincells.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mma fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Braincells checks it well.
A big right from Braincells misses.
A cross from Mma lands.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mma scores with a nice right hand.
Braincells shoots in for a double leg but Mma sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lostma Braincells. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mma uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Braincells.
Mma misses with a hook.
Nice body punch from Braincells.
Mma misses the shot to the body.
A right-left combo lands from Mma.
Mma fails miserably with a takedown attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mma throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Braincells.
Mma throws a series of punches but Braincells moves out of range.
No joy there for Mma, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Braincells keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Mma misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Xtreme Mma seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A swing and a miss from Braincells.
Mma throws a shot from downtown. Braincells moves away and avoids it.
Mma pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Braincells misses with a straight right.
Mma moves forwards but Braincells connects with a nice, crisp jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mma lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Braincells tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mma was well out of range. Poor timing from Braincells.
Mma lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mma misses with a jab, cross combination.
Mma tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Braincells throws a jab but it's blocked by Mma.
Braincells throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Mma counters with a nice uppercut.
Mma takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Mma pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Mma keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Braincells.
Horrible takedown by Mma or perhaps it was just good defense by Braincells which made him look bad.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Xtreme Mma will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Xtreme Mma's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Mma takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Xtreme Mma seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Braincells has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Mma.
Mma uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Braincells.
Braincells misses the jab.

Braincells clinches with his opponent.
A short left from Braincells.
Braincells lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Mma or not.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Braincells lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Braincells tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Braincells gets through Mma's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Mma wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Braincells has him pressed against the cage.
Braincells tries a body shot but Mma blocks it.
Braincells lands a hook that snaps the head of Mma backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good body shot from Braincells.
Mma is breathing heavily.
A shot in the inside from Braincells.
Braincells tries to throw a body punch but Mma avoids it by throwing Braincells back against the cage.
Braincells goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mma letting Braincells take a breather here.
Mma takes an elbow to the forehead.
Mma is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Braincells lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Braincells taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Mma tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Mma misses with a hook from the clinch.
Mma trying to land knees to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Mma.
Braincells misses with a hook to the ribs.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Braincells lands with a short head shot on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mma tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Braincells throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.

Braincells manages to pull guard.

Braincells looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

Braincells had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Mma defends it easily.

Braincells has his foot on Mma's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Mma works his way back into a safe position though.
Mma trying to control but Braincells is working from the bottom.

Mma is sitting in close to Braincells's body. Braincells has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Mma is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Mma is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Braincells.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Lostma Braincells!
Lostma Braincells seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.