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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fat Pat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tomasz Kalinowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kalinowski has chosen Kanye West- Stronger as his entrance music. Both these guys are coming into the fight with injuries so let's see if that has a bearing on the fight. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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300 lbs
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289 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
Dangerous GnP
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Enjoys gardening |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Fat Pat!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Tomasz Kalinowski!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, William Gold and Colin Fotheringham.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kalinowski throws a lazy right hand but Pat sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Pat is breathing heavily.
No joy there for Pat, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Pat throws a left and a right that both miss
letting Kalinowski counter with a right hand.
A head kick from Kalinowski lands but Pat takes it in his stride.
Kalinowski dodges the punch combination from Pat.
A big right from Kalinowski misses.
Kalinowski should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Kalinowski dodges the punch combination from Pat.
Pat throws a combination that misses
and Kalinowski counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Kalinowski moves in looking to clinch but Pat pushes him off.
Pat throws a left and a right that both miss
and Kalinowski counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
A left and a right from Pat both land. Nice combination.
Kalinowski moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pat falls off balance throwing a combination
and Kalinowski connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kalinowski scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Pat throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kalinowski.
Pat takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Kalinowski uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Pat has time to react.
Pat tries to bum rush Kalinowski with a series of wild strikes but Kalinowski uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Kalinowski throws a combination. Pat tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Kalinowski plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Kalinowski tries a head kick but it misses.
Pat throws a series of punches but Kalinowski avoids them all with ease.
Fat Pat seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pat misses with a combination
and Pat takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kalinowski misses with the combination.
Pat shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Kalinowski eats them both and turns towards Pat to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Pat swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Kalinowski counters with a one-two to the body.
Pat swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Pat throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
The fighters circling - Kalinowski throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kalinowski throws a jab but it's blocked by Pat.
Kalinowski tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Pat manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Pat throws a combination that misses
and Pat takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kalinowski is working the combinations to good effect here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pat misses with a wild combination.
Pat throws a nice looking combination but Kalinowski bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Pat misses with a jab, cross combination.
Pat stalks Kalinowski and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Kalinowski's face. Kalinowski staggers backwards, shaken.
Kalinowski misses with the combination.
Kalinowski throws a head kick but Pat moves out of range.
Kalinowski scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Pat throws a right and a left that both miss.
Kalinowski looks to score with a jab to the body but Pat is just out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pat throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Kalinowski tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Pat counters with a two punch combo.
Pat swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Danga de danga de dang - Pat scores with a four punch combination!
Pat misses with a few strikes there.
Kalinowski avoids a punch combination nicely.
Kalinowski fails with an attempt to clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Sloppy strikes from Pat. Those never looked like landing.
Pat throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Kalinowski is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Pat had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Pat throws a right and a left that Kalinowski avoids nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Fat Pat will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Pat throws a series of punches but Kalinowski avoids them all with ease.
Kalinowski tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Pat swivels and escapes.
Pat swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Pat throws a nice looking combination but Kalinowski bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A head kick misses from Kalinowski.
Kalinowski tries to clinch
and Pat counters with a one-two to the body.
Kalinowski throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kalinowski is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Pat.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Pat throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kalinowski.
Fat Pat is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Pat throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Kalinowski counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Pat swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Kalinowski counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Pat moves away from the strike by Kalinowski.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kalinowski fails with an attempt to clinch.
Pat misses with a jab, cross combination.
Kalinowski pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kalinowski throws a series of punches but Pat avoids them all with ease.
Kalinowski throws a series of punches but Pat moves out of range.
A head kick from Kalinowski lands but Pat takes it in his stride.
Pat throws a series of punches but Kalinowski moves out of range.
Kalinowski throws a head kick but Pat moves out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Pat. Those never looked like landing.
Kalinowski scores with a three punch combo!
Pat misses with a two punch combination.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pat throws a combination that misses
and Kalinowski counters with a one-two to the body.
Fat Pat is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pat throws a combination that misses
and Kalinowski counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Pat swinging wildly here.
Kalinowski rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Pat moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Pat throws a combination that misses
and Pat takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Pat swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Kalinowski counters with a three punch combo that has Pat backing up. Pat nods at Kalinowski to acknowledge the strikes.
Pat fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kalinowski slips a jab and a cross from Pat.
Pat throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Kalinowski counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Pat throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kalinowski.
A head kick misses from Kalinowski.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pat throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Kalinowski counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Pat thinking.
Pat swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A momentary lapse in concentration from Pat enables Kalinowski to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Pat manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Kalinowski tries to stand but Pat is controlling from the bottom.
Kalinowski stops Pat from standing up.
Pat pulls Kalinowski in to control the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Fat Pat wasn't doing enough on the ground.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Kalinowski dodges the punch combination from Pat.
Pat throws a left and a right that both miss
and Pat takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kalinowski avoids a punch combination nicely.
Kalinowski scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
A punch combination from Pat misses.
Kalinowski thows a body shot but no joy.
Kalinowski dodges the punch combination from Pat.
Pat misses with a few strikes there.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Pat lands a jab-cross combination.
Pat works over Kalinowski's head and body with a nice combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Fat Pat will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Kalinowski avoids a punch combination nicely.
Pat doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Pat throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Pat misses with a wild combination.
Pat misses with the combination.
Pat showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kalinowski.
Kalinowski scores with a hook.
Pat throws a nice looking combination but Kalinowski bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pat misses with a double jab.
Pat looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Pat swinging wildly here.
Kalinowski slips a jab and a cross from Pat.
Pat throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
letting Kalinowski counter with a right hand.
Pat circles away from the clinch attempt.
Pat misses with a wild combination.
Pat throws a series of punches but Kalinowski moves out of range.
Pat scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Pat misses with a wild combination.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kalinowski moves into range and connects with a jab.
Sloppy strikes from Pat. Those never looked like landing.
Pat throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Kalinowski counters with a nice uppercut.
Pat misses with a combination
and Kalinowski counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Pat misses with a wild combination.
Pat keeps the fight on the outside.
Pat throws a series of punches but Kalinowski avoids them all with ease.
No luck for Kalinowski with that takedown attempt.
Kalinowski tries to close the distance and clinch up but Pat swats him away and circles back towards the center.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pat throws a right and a left that both miss.
Pat misses with a combination
and Kalinowski counters with a head kick.
Pat throws a series of punches but Kalinowski avoids them all with ease.
Kalinowski misses with a hook.
Pat throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Kalinowski counters with a nice uppercut.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kalinowski. Pat does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kalinowski dodges the punch combination from Pat.
Pat fails to land with a series of punches.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pat uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kalinowski.
Pat lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Kalinowski circles away quickly and effectively.
Kalinowski tries a head kick but it misses.
Pat throws a right and a left that both miss.
Pat moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Pat avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Pat swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Tomasz Kalinowski has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A punch combination from Pat misses.
Pat fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Pat fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
And that's the end of the fight!
Fat Pat showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Pat, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:27
Judge William Gold scores the fight 30:27
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fat Pat!
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hype
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