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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between White Boy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Blade Facestabber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). White Boy has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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277 lbs
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289 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, White Boy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Blade Facestabber!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boy pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Facestabber back to the cage. Boy follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Facestabber shoots in but no luck this time.
Facestabber moves out of range as Boy strikes.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Facestabber.
Facestabber fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
White Boy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Blade Facestabber.
Boy throws a jab but it's blocked by Facestabber.
Boy keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Boy misses with an attempted mid kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Boy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Facestabber shoots in for a double leg but Boy sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Facestabber takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Facestabber slips a straight right by Boy.
Facestabber fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Boy throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Facestabber on the side of the head.
Boy leaves Facestabber with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Boy catches Facestabber with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Facestabber takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Boy throws a jab when Facestabber was well out of range.
Facestabber drops his hands momentarily and Boy takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Boy is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Facestabber throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Boy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Facestabber takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
A telegraphed right hand from Boy misses the target.
Boy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Facestabber sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Boy is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Facestabber shoots in and drives through. Boy sprawls well.
Facestabber with a lazy takedown attempt
and Boy counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Facestabber looks gassed!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boy takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Boy defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Facestabber.
Facestabber walks into a left hand.
Boy displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Facestabber.
Facestabber gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Boy.
Boy lands a glancing blow to the side of Facestabber's head.
Facestabber on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice uppercut lands for Boy. That snapped Facestabber's head back.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boy connects with a looping right hand.
Facestabber shoots for a takedown but Boy saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Boy cracks Facestabber with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Boy connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Boy misses with an uppercut.
Facestabber throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Boy counters with a stiff right hand.
Boy scores with a decent looking hook.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A telegraphed right hand from Boy misses the target.
Boy misses with a straight right.
Facestabber takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
White Boy dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Boy misses with a hook. Facestabber ducked under it nicely.
Boy connects with a crisp jab.
Facestabber moves forwards but Boy connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Facestabber takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A combination from Facestabber does no damage.
Facestabber shoots for a takedown but Boy saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Facestabber shoots in and drives through. Boy sprawls well.
Facestabber has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Boy lands with a hook. Facestabber tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Boy throws a jab when Facestabber was well out of range.
Blade Facestabber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Facestabber is breathing heavily.
Facestabber walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Boy scores with a crisp jab that stopped Facestabber in his tracks.
A big left from Boy misses.
Boy throws a hook but Facestabber blocks it.
Blade Facestabber is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Facestabber is looking to clinch but Boy is avoiding it.
Boy bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Boy is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Nice straight punches there by Boy. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Boy.
Facestabber shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Boy sprawls well. Boy wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Facestabber gets slowly back to his feet.
White Boy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Blade Facestabber.
Facestabber shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Boy as he avoids it easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boy stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Boy wants it to stay on the feet.
Boy lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Facestabber ducks under a wild hook from Boy.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Facestabber keeps the fight on the outside.
Boy lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Facestabber misses with an uppercut.
Facestabber keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Boy.
Boy really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Facestabber shoots in looking for a takedown. Boy tries to sprawl out of it but Facestabber keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Boy manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boy defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Facestabber.
Boy throws a shot from downtown. Facestabber moves away and avoids it.
Facestabber defending well as Boy loads up on a big left hand.
Facestabber moves out of range of the strikes.
Facestabber shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Boy defends it nicely.
Facestabber walks into a stiff left hand from Boy.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A left lands for Boy.
Boy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Facestabber can do to turn this around?
Facestabber walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Decent striking displayed by Boy there.
Boy connects with a nice looking jab.
A big right from Boy misses.
Boy misses with an attempted mid kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Facestabber walks into a straight right hand from Boy.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Facestabber on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
White Boy dominated that second round.
That's time! Boy's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Boy moves in looking to clinch but Facestabber pushes him off.
Facestabber is trying desperately to land a takedown but Boy is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Facestabber.
A jab lands there for Boy.
Facestabber shoots in for a double leg but Boy sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Facestabber needs to keep his hands up - Boy had a free shot at his head there.
White Boy is winning the standup battle so far.
Boy jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Facestabber moves away from the strike by Boy.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Facestabber might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Boy has got the better of the exchanges.
Facestabber takes one to the chin there.
Facestabber defending well as Boy loads up on a big left hand.
Boy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Boy lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Facestabber's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Boy connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Facestabber scrambles back to his feet.
Facestabber drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Facestabber ducks under a wild hook from Boy.
Boy wants to clinch up but Facestabber keeps it at a distance.
Boy uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
The crowd cheers as Boy lands an impressive looking overhand right. Facestabber doesn't seem phased though.
Facestabber fails with the takedown.
Facestabber takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Some wild striking there from Facestabber.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boy misses with an uppercut. Facestabber saw that one coming.
Facestabber has a takedown stuffed.
White Boy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Blade Facestabber.
Horrible takedown by Facestabber or perhaps it was just good defense by Boy which made him look bad.
Facestabber takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Facestabber fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Facestabber shoots in but Boy avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Boy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Boy scores with a punch to the head.
Boy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Facestabber.
Facestabber takes a jab right on the kisser.
Boy looks to throw the jab but Facestabber is out of range.
Boy misses with a straight right.
Facestabber shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Facestabber walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Facestabber ducks under a wild hook from Boy.
Boy displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Facestabber.
Boy lands with a right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Boy takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Facestabber gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Blade Facestabber has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Facestabber uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Boy.
And that's the end of the fight!
White Boy showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Boy has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... White Boy!
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energy
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RATING
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