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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jet Salazar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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225 cm
25
130 lbs
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215 cm
18
130 lbs
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Good wrestling
Basic striking
Big heart |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Intelligent |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jet Salazar! The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua misses with a takedown attempt - Salazar sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses. Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Salazar is trying hard to land a takedown here. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua in side control, throwing shots but Salazar defends. Salazar struggling a bit here. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Salazar is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Salazar really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out. Salazar parries the strikes from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua easily there. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Salazar to escape.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing shots but missing, from side control. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing shots but missing, from side control. An elbow from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua crashes against the mat.
Salazar dodges the ground and pound from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua. Salazar sneaks back into half guard. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua not throwing his punches with enough precision this time. Salazar is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. This has been an exciting period of action! Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Salazar defending well though.
That's one minute gone in the round. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua thows a huge punch but Salazar dodges it nicely.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua not landing any meaningful shots this time. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua missing with the ground and pound from half guard. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua missing with the ground and pound from half guard. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua missing with the ground and pound from half guard. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua not throwing his punches with enough precision this time. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua missing with the ground and pound from half guard. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua not throwing his punches with enough precision this time. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua thows a huge punch but Salazar dodges it nicely.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua not throwing his punches with enough precision this time. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua with the ground and pound but Salazar uses the opportunity to regain guard. Salazar not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. Salazar working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua. Salazar looks gassed! Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua passes Salazar's right leg, so he's now in half guard. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount! Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing shots from mount but they're not landing. Salazar wants to control but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is having none of it. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua unloads with some shots from mount but Salazar bucks and avoids them well.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape. Salazar holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua misses with a head shot. Poor strikes thrown by Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua thowing shots but they're missing.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua misses with a head shot. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua thowing shots but they're missing. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing shots from mount but they're not landing. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua punishing his opponent with strikes. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it! Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua unloads with some shots from mount but Salazar bucks and avoids them well.
Salazar can't escape the position.
Salazar blocking the ground and pound. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Salazar because Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua loaded up on that one. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage. Salazar avoids a series of strikes thrown by Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Salazar because Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua loaded up on that one. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua looking to finish with strikes here!
That's four minutes gone in the round. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua thowing shots but they're missing. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua misses with a head shot. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua unloads with some shots from mount but Salazar bucks and avoids them well.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua unloads with some shots from mount but Salazar bucks and avoids them well.
Salazar avoids a series of strikes thrown by Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua working away from the top, dropping strikes. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws some wild stikes that Salazar manages to avoid easily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua looking to finish with strikes here!
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua dominated that round. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots for a double leg takedown but Salazar sprawls well. He's pushed Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua slaps away a takedown attempt from Salazar, before circling back to the center of the mat. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua fails with a takedown attempt. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua. That's going to take a lot out of him. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Salazar's waist but Salazar gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua off to one side. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots for a takedown but Salazar saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots for a takedown but Salazar saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Salazar has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is working away from the top position though.
That's one minute gone in the round. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws a strike but Salazar avoids it easily and moves to full guard. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws an elbow that misses. Salazar uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua's guard. Nice move by Salazar! Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Salazar is breathing heavily. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Salazar must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from! Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Salazar got a little sloppy there for a moment and Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Salazar has managed to get both his arms back between Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua's legs - danger averted.
That's two minutes gone in the round. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is on top in guard.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua stands and throws Salazar's legs to the side, diving into side control. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws an elbow but Salazar slips to the side and avoids it well. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing strikes but missing, from side control. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Salazar is avoiding damage well.
Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws an elbow but Salazar slips to the side and avoids it well. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Salazar can do to turn this around? The strikes coming from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is trying to ground and pound but Salazar uses the momentary lack of control by Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua to regain half guard. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing shots but Salazar is blocking nicely. Salazar blocking the ground and pound attempt from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua. Salazar avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua missing with the ground and pound from half guard. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Salazar to regain full guard. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing strikes but missing. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua with a flurry of punches that miss. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws a big right hand that misses. Salazar avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws a big right hand that misses. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is looking to work some ground and pound but Salazar has wrist control. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws a big elbow that misses. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is looking to work some ground and pound but Salazar has wrist control. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing strikes but missing. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing strikes from guard but Salazar blocks nicely. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua with a flurry of punches that miss. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua dominated that second round. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. And we move into the final round!
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Salazar's waist but Salazar gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua off to one side. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in looking for a takedown but Salazar manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua. That's going to take a lot out of him. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Salazar tries to avoid it but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Salazar to the ground. Salazar escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua takes one to the chin there. Salazar stuffs the takedown. Salazar tries to score a power double leg takedown but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Salazar somewhat. A nice combination there by Salazar.
Salazar tries to close the distance and clinch but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Salazar takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. Salazar shoots in looking for a takedown. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua tries to sprawl out of it but Salazar keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua dives in and scores a takedown into Salazar's guard.
That's one minute gone in the round. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws a big elbow that misses. Salazar preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua with a flurry of punches that miss. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing strikes from guard but Salazar blocks nicely. A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand. Salazar is looking to stand up but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua isn't so interested in that idea. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws a big elbow that misses. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is looking to work some ground and pound but Salazar has wrist control. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws a big elbow that misses. Salazar avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing strikes but missing. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing strikes from guard but Salazar blocks nicely. A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is looking to work some ground and pound but Salazar has wrist control. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing strikes but missing. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is looking to work some ground and pound but Salazar has wrist control. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua postures up in Salazar's guard and throws a big left but Salazar blocks it. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Salazar works some decent striking defense from the bottom. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is looking to work some ground and pound but Salazar has wrist control.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua stands and throws Salazar's legs to the side, diving into side control. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Salazar is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Salazar managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua.
Salazar dodges the ground and pound from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Salazar is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Salazar parries the strikes from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua easily there. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Salazar to escape.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing strikes but missing, from side control. Salazar parries the strikes from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua easily there. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Salazar to escape.
Salazar avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua. The strikes coming from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua are missing the target in this wave of attacks. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Salazar dodges the ground and pound from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua in side control, throwing shots but Salazar defends. The ground and pound from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing strikes but missing, from side control. Sloppy strikes there by Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua. This has been an exciting period of action! Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua misses with the ground and pound. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua scoring with punches from side control. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Salazar managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua.
Salazar managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws an elbow but Salazar slips to the side and avoids it well. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua tries to land with some ground and pound but misses. Jet Salazar has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua fails to land a wild elbow strike.
And that's the end of the fight! Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua showed his dominance in that final round. Well I reckon that's a shut out for Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27 Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27 Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua!
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