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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between What The Fuck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tateshi Haida (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tateshi Haida told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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188 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
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180 cm
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198 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Decent elbows
Big heart |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, What The Fuck!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Tateshi Haida!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Sosuke Kotani and Hirohito Nitta.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Haida takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Haida has closed the distance and engaged The Fuck in a clinch.
Haida has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but The Fuck regains guard immediately.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
The Fuck being controlled here, momentarily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Let's hope that Haida has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
The Fuck knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Haida on the ground.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tateshi Haida has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Haida shoots for a takedown but The Fuck saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
The Fuck misses with a wild body shot.
What The Fuck is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Fuck thows a left - swing and a miss!
The Fuck connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
The Fuck lands a really nice looking cross but Haida seems unphased.
The Fuck swinging wildly here.
Haida takes the fight into the clinch.
The Fuck presses Haida against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Fuck swings wildly with an uppercut but Haida uses good head movement to avoid it.
Haida successfully pulls guard.
Haida is adopting a defensive guard.
The Fuck throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Fuck avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
The Fuck working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
The Fuck loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
The Fuck wants to stand but Haida is controlling his posture from full guard.
The Fuck preventing the sweep.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Haida holds on and takes a little breather.
Haida is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. The Fuck is aware though and is defending well.
Haida lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for The Fuck!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Fuck wants to hold on but Haida pushes him away.
The Fuck is trying to escape the mount.
The Fuck stops Haida from taking his back. Still, being mounted isn't any better.
Haida prevents The Fuck from getting the reversal.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Haida content just to control the position here.
Haida prevents The Fuck from getting the reversal.
The Fuck tries to lock up and control but Haida gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Fuck is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Haida takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Haida misses with a head shot.
Haida takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Haida throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
The Fuck holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Haida tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Haida thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
The Fuck looking to escape from mount but he's given up his back!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Tateshi Haida will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
The Fuck wants to clinch.
Haida gets a clinch.
The Fuck lands a shoulder strike.
Haida wants a takedown.
The Fuck throws a head punch that misses.
The Fuck breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Haida shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts The Fuck as he jumps to the side.
Tateshi Haida is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The Fuck swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Haida is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Haida moves forwards but The Fuck connects with a nice, crisp jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Haida is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
The Fuck misses with a hook. Haida ducked under it nicely.
Haida shoots in for a double leg but The Fuck sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
What The Fuck has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tateshi Haida.
Haida is breathing heavily.
Haida misses with a double jab.
Haida has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from The Fuck finds it's way round the side to connect with Haida's head.
Haida is rocked!
Haida throws an off balance right hand
and The Fuck counters with a huge overhand right that connects right on the temple, sending him crumpling, face first to the floor! This one is all over! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). What The Fuck!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
87% |
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