PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between JaKaSa Chaos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roddy Piper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chaos's entrance music is Moonsorrow - Kuolleiden maa. A fine choice. Piper has chosen Real Men Wear Skirts as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Chaos
vs
Piper

171 cm
24
150 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

170 cm
28
153 lbs
21 - 5 - 1

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, JaKaSa Chaos!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 5 - 1, fighting out of New York, Roddy Piper!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Sam Margolis and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chaos swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Piper walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Chaos checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Chaos thows a body shot but no joy.
Piper connects with a nice looking jab.
Chaos swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Chaos tries to clinch up.
A telegraphed right hand from Chaos misses the target.
Chaos takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Chaos throws a leg kick but Piper checks it.
Chaos avoids the head kick by Piper.
Chaos lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Piper backs up against the cage.
Piper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Chaos misses with an uppercut
and Piper counters with a nice low kick that buckles Chaos's knee momentarily.
Piper connects with a single shot there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Piper scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Piper takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Chaos needs to keep his hands up - Piper had a free shot at his head there.
Chaos attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Chaos stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Piper.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chaos tries a head kick but it misses.
Chaos throws a low kick but it's checked well by Piper.
Piper misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Chaos shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Piper scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Chaos attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Chaos throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Piper goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Chaos swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Piper walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Chaos checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Good work by Piper as he checks the leg kick.
Piper swinging wildly here.
A jab lands there for Piper.
Chaos connects with a leg kick. Piper looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Piper punishes Chaos's body with a nice straight punch.
Good leg kick by Piper there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A low kick from Piper misses
and Chaos counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Piper thinking.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Piper misses with a low kick as Chaos jumps back.

Piper looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Chaos!
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Chaos is squirming around, avoiding Piper's attempts to control the action.
Piper looking to finish with strikes here!
Piper trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Chaos manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Piper with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chaos trying to control but Piper postures up.
Chaos tries to roll over but Piper keeps him under control.
Chaos keeping control of the position.
Piper misses with a head shot. Chaos uses the momentum to regain guard.
Piper throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Chaos works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chaos wants to get back to his feet but Piper is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Piper accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Chaos avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Chaos trying to control the position.
Piper won't allow Chaos to get back to his feet.
Piper throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Chaos works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Piper trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Piper throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Piper trying to control the position from guard on top but Chaos is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Roddy Piper dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Piper paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Piper shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Chaos sprawls well. Chaos wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Piper gets slowly back to his feet.
Piper shoots in looking for a takedown but Chaos manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Piper's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Chaos throws a combination that misses
and Piper counters with a left to the body.
Piper swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Chaos counters with a nice uppercut.
Piper shoots for a double leg takedown but Chaos sprawls well. He's pushed Piper's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
JaKaSa Chaos has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Roddy Piper.
Chaos wants to slow Piper down by chopping away at his legs.
A head kick misses from Chaos.
Piper is trying hard to land a takedown here. Chaos sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Piper lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Chaos blocks a leg kick.
Chaos misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chaos fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Piper has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Piper checks a low kick from Chaos.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chaos connects with a solid leg kick.
Chaos scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Piper doesn't seem bothered though.
Chaos throws a quick inside leg kick.
A jab from Chaos does it's job there.
Chaos closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Roddy Piper seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Piper fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Chaos.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Chaos enables Piper to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Chaos manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Chaos wriggles free and stands up.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Piper lands with a shot to the body.
Piper ducks right into an uppercut from Chaos.
JaKaSa Chaos is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Chaos throws a shot from downtown. Piper moves away and avoids it.
Piper shoots in but Chaos avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Chaos does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chaos uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Piper.
Chaos pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Chaos fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Piper has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Piper lands with a thumping leg kick.
Piper throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
An inside leg kick lands from Piper.
Chaos swings for the body but Piper moves out of range.
Piper with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Piper lands a leg kick that knocks Chaos off balance momentarily.
Chaos will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
A head kick misses from Chaos.
Piper looks to land a combination but Chaos avoids it well.
Piper slips a jab and a cross from Chaos.

Piper closes the distance and pushes Chaos back into the cage.
Piper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chaos misses with an elbow strike.
Piper using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Chaos has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Piper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Chaoss head.
Piper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Piper misses with a punch on the inside.
Piper stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Chaos can't break the clinch.
Chaos on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, Chaos throws an elbow but misses.
Chaos throws an elbow but it misses.
Chaos throws an elbow that misses.
Piper with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Still in the clinch, Chaos scores with a nice short uppercut.

Chaos breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Piper tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Chaos checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Chaos chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Chaos is looking to slow Piper down with leg kicks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chaos throws a hook but Piper blocks it.

Piper shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chaos has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Piper is working away from the top position though.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Piper in particular looking to stall.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Roddy Piper will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Nice shot lands for Piper.
Chaos throws a sloppy head kick and Piper moves out of range easily.
A leg kick checked by Piper.
Chaos misses with a double jab.
Piper just misses with a punch to the body.
Piper connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Piper works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Chaos dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Piper. That did some damage!
A big left from Chaos misses.
Piper chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Chaos can pounce on him.
Piper connects with a jab.
Chaos takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Chaos tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Both fighters circling a little - Piper finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Chaos throws a jab when Piper was well out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Piper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Chaos moves away.
Chaos misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Good work by Piper as he checks the leg kick.
Piper lands with a nice combination. Chaos backs away looking to recover.

It looks like JaKaSa Chaos has been cut.
A slow jab from Chaos misses its intended target.
Piper lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A punch combination from Piper misses.
Piper swats away the attempt to clinch by Chaos.
Piper bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Good leg kick by Piper there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Chaos fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Chaos has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Piper.

Piper shoots in and gets a takedown into Chaos's guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Piper not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Piper working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Piper wants to control from the top but Chaos keeps moving.
Piper working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Piper connects with a couple of short punches.
Piper controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Piper passes Chaos's left leg - he's now in half guard.

Piper is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Roddy Piper has got the better of the ground game so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Piper is looking to take a break and control but Chaos is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Piper thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Chaos's head.
Piper content to control rather than advance.
Piper with the ground and pound but Chaos uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Piper in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Chaos controlling the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Piper looking to pass the guard.
Piper trying to control the position from guard on top but Chaos is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Piper throwing strikes but missing.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Piper trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Piper trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Piper looking to pass the guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Roddy Piper really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on JaKaSa Chaos's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Chaos is looking to score with low kicks.
Chaos misses with a kick to the body.
Chaos checks the leg kick nicely there.
Good work by Chaos as he checks the leg kick.
A low kick from Piper misses
and Chaos counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Piper shoots for a takedown but Chaos saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Piper goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Chaos throws a leg kick but Piper sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Chaos takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
The fighters circling - Chaos throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Chaos throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Chaos throws a leg kick
and Piper counters with a nice uppercut.
Piper stuns Chaos with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Piper shoots for a takedown but Chaos saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Piper throws the left hand but Chaos avoids the punch easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chaos fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Piper has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Piper tries to clinch but Chaos is having none of it.
Chaos tries to work over Piper's front leg with a kick but Piper checks it.
Piper keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Chaos.
Chaos lands with a cross.
Piper tries to clinch but Chaos moves out of range.
Chaos looks to score with a jab to the body but Piper is just out of range.
Piper's corner calls for a 1-2. Piper obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Chaos lands a head shot.

Chaos gets tackled into the cage by Piper. Piper maintains the clinch.
Chaos throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Piper takes an elbow to the temple.
Nice elbow from Chaos.
Piper avoids a wild elbow strike from Chaos.
Chaos lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Piper misses with some punches.
Chaos lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Piper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Piper misses with a short punch on the inside.

Chaos breaks the clinch.
Chaos throws a shot from downtown. Piper moves away and avoids it.
Chaos throws a series of punches but Piper moves out of range.
Chaos throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Piper fails in his attempt to clinch.
Chaos swinging wildly here.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Chaos steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Piper. That one must have hurt.
Piper scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Chaos doesn't seem bothered though.
Piper connects with a jab.
Chaos dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Piper tries a head kick but it misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chaos lands a nice leg kick that just misses Piper's sensitive parts.
Piper on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Chaos on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Piper shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Chaos as he jumps to the side.
JaKaSa Chaos has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Roddy Piper.
Piper gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Chaos.
Piper takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Piper's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Chaos misses with a series of wild punches.
Chaos avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Piper scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Piper cracks the inside of Chaos's front leg.
Piper misses with an attempted mid kick.
Chaos throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Piper lands a right hook to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Chaos lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Piper has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Piper and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Chaos is looking to land body kicks.
Chaos drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
An inside leg kick lands from Chaos.
A jab from Chaos misses.
Chaos connects with an inside leg kick.
A punch lands to the side of Chaos 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Chaos looks to land a left hand but Piper moved out of range nicely.
Chaos looks to score with a jab to the body but Piper is just out of range.
Piper closes the distance and clinches up with Chaos, looking for a takedown. Piper pushes Chaos against the cage but Chaos circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Piper checks the leg kick nicely there.
Chaos tried to score with a low kick but Piper checks it.
Piper tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Chaos is able to avoid easily.
Chaos misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close fourth round but I would say that JaKaSa Chaos will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on JaKaSa Chaos's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Chaos throws a head kick that misses.
A clash of legs there as Piper blocks the low kick.
Chaos throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Piper shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Chaos but Chaos pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Chaos doesn't manage to clinch there - Piper circles away.
Piper fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Chaos on the side of the head.
Piper tries to clinch there but Chaos circles away.
Piper throws a series of punches but Chaos avoids them all with ease.
Piper cracks Chaos with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Chaos drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Piper checks a leg kick nicely.
Piper throws a sloppy head kick and Chaos moves out of range easily.
Piper is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Chaos swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Piper.
Chaos looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.

Piper shoots in for a takedown and gets it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chaos keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Piper trying to control from half guard but Chaos is working away.
Chaos tries to kick Piper off but Piper keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Piper lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Piper scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Piper throws a strike but Chaos avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Piper looking to sit in guard and control but Chaos gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Chaos postures up in Piper's guard and throws a big left but Piper blocks it.
JaKaSa Chaos has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chaos throwing strikes from guard but Piper blocks nicely.
Chaos lands a couple of elbows.
Chaos has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Piper is proving hard to escape from.
Piper is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Chaos missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chaos won't allow Piper to sweep him here.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Piper is on top in guard.
Chaos keeping full guard, as Piper tries to pass.
Chaos has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Piper missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Piper postures up.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Piper throws a strike but Chaos rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chaos wants to get up but he can't break Piper's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Chaos stands up over Piper, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Chaos distracts Piper with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Chaos tries to stand but Piper is controlling from the bottom.
Chaos stopping the sweep attempt from Piper.
Piper has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Chaos tries to stand but Piper is controlling from the bottom.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Chaos stands up from guard. Let's bang!

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to JaKaSa Chaos.
Well Piper has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight for Roddy Piper!
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight for Roddy Piper!
Judge William Gold scores the fight for Roddy Piper!

Roddy Piper wins by unanimous decision!
A victorious Roddy Piper thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.