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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between The Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zaphod Beeblebrox (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Guy comes to the cage accompanied by Old Spice Guy Intro. Beeblebrox is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Unearth - One Step Away. The Guy could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Zaphod Beeblebrox's chin.
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183 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Guy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Zaphod Beeblebrox!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Yves DeLean and Trevor Gratis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Beeblebrox scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Guy tests Beeblebrox's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Guy connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Guy throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Beeblebrox fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Guy avoids it really well and circles away.
Guy scores with a nice strike.
A head kick misses from Beeblebrox.
Guy misses with a body shot.
Guy checks the leg kick.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Guy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Beeblebrox takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Beeblebrox slips a straight right by Guy.
Guy moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
It looks like Zaphod Beeblebrox has been cut.
Beeblebrox throws a nice looking combination but Guy bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
No luck for Beeblebrox with that takedown attempt.
A solid leg kick lands there for Guy.
Guy wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Guy ducks under a wild hook from Beeblebrox.
Beeblebrox chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Guy can pounce on him.
Guy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Beeblebrox has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Beeblebrox smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Guy fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Guy misses with a body shot.
Beeblebrox on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Guy. Guy obviously looking to wear him down.
Beeblebrox fails with a takedown attempt.
The Guy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Zaphod Beeblebrox.
Beeblebrox looks gassed!
Guy lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Beeblebrox at a distance.
The Guy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Guy blocks a low kick nicely.
Beeblebrox checks a leg kick nicely.
The Guy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Guy throws a leg kick but Beeblebrox moved away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Guy lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Guy, right into the meat.
An inside leg kick from Guy misses.
Guy is looking to chop away at Beeblebrox's legs.
Guy cracks Beeblebrox with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Guy looks to land a left hand but Beeblebrox moved out of range nicely.
Guy finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Guy connects with a right hand. Beeblebrox shakes it off.
A good leg kick by Guy.
Guy with a hook.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Guy misses with an uppercut
and Beeblebrox counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Beeblebrox.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Beeblebrox lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Beeblebrox lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Beeblebrox wants to pass the guard but Guy is keeping the position.
Beeblebrox won't allow Guy to sweep him here.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Guy holds on and takes a little breather.
Guy wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Beeblebrox manages to pass to side control.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Guy has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Beeblebrox is working away from the top position though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
The Guy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Zaphod Beeblebrox's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Guy tries to work over Beeblebrox's front leg with a kick but Beeblebrox checks it.
The Guy is winning the standup battle so far.
Guy misses with a straight right.
Guy thumps Beeblebrox with a low kick.
Beeblebrox throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Guy works the jab nicely.
Beeblebrox throws a right and a left that both miss.
Guy throws a nice looking combination but Beeblebrox bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Beeblebrox slips a jab from Guy.
Guy lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Beeblebrox uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Guy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Beeblebrox pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Guy throws a head kick that misses.
Beeblebrox throws a combination that misses
and Guy counters with a low kick, right behind Beeblebrox 's knee.
Beeblebrox defending well as Guy loads up on a big left hand.
Beeblebrox defending well as Guy loads up on a big left hand.
Beeblebrox punishes Guy's body with a nice straight punch.
Guy throws a hook but Beeblebrox avoids it easily.
Beeblebrox shoots in and gets a takedown into Guy's guard.
Beeblebrox tries to free his leg and advance position but Guy is retaining full guard.
Guy wants to stand up but Beeblebrox is controlling him.
Guy keeping full guard, as Beeblebrox tries to pass.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Beeblebrox with a flurry of punches that miss.
Beeblebrox wants to control from the top but Guy keeps moving.
Beeblebrox postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Beeblebrox is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Beeblebrox wants to control from the top but Guy keeps moving.
Beeblebrox might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Guy kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Beeblebrox has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Beeblebrox is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Beeblebrox stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Guy swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Beeblebrox is in close to Guy's body, working some short punches and elbows.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Beeblebrox accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Beeblebrox wants to control from the top but Guy keeps moving.
Guy preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Beeblebrox is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Beeblebrox trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Guy keeping moving, preventing Beeblebrox from controlling successfully.
Guy avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Beeblebrox looking to sit in guard and control but Guy gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Beeblebrox is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Guy preventing the sweep.
Guy would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Beeblebrox pulls Guy in close to his closed guard and prevents Guy from doing any damage or advancing position.
Beeblebrox tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Guy wanted to stand there but Beeblebrox had control of the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Beeblebrox misses with a series of wild punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Zaphod Beeblebrox showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Zaphod Beeblebrox's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Beeblebrox throws a head kick that misses.
Beeblebrox cracks Guy with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Guy throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Guy throws out a powerful jab.
Guy avoids a punch combination nicely.
Guy lands a nice looking body shot.
Guy lands with a shot to the body.
Guy listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Beeblebrox falls off balance throwing a combination
and Guy counters with an outside leg kick.
Beeblebrox takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Beeblebrox takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Guy cracks Beeblebrox with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Guy slips a jab and a cross from Beeblebrox.
Guy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Beeblebrox sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Guy is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Nice defenses there by Beeblebrox.
Guy lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Guy thumps Beeblebrox with a low kick.
Guy takes one on the button.
Guy cracks Beeblebrox with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Guy smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Guy avoids the body shot from Beeblebrox.
Beeblebrox ducks under a wild hook from Guy.
Beeblebrox darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Beeblebrox sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Guy defending well though.
Guy is trying is best to control the position here.
Guy wants to control but Beeblebrox is keeping busy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beeblebrox looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Beeblebrox decides to return to a standing position.
Beeblebrox lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Guy circles away quickly and effectively.
Guy connects with a single shot there.
Guy misses with a straight right.
Guy throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Beeblebrox to counter with a crisp jab.
Beeblebrox fails with a takedown attempt.
Beeblebrox takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A clash of legs there as Guy blocks the low kick.
Guy cracks Beeblebrox with a right hand to the side of the head.
Guy looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Zaphod Beeblebrox is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A nice leg kick lands there from Guy.
Beeblebrox checks the leg kick nicely there.
Guy throws a right hand that Beeblebrox ducks under and follows up with a left that Beeblebrox also avoids with ease.
This has been an exciting period of action!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Guy throws a body punch but Beeblebrox moves out of range.
Guy scores with a leg kick.
Beeblebrox takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
The Guy clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Zaphod Beeblebrox's cut.
That's time! Guy's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Guy misses with a lunging right hand
and Beeblebrox counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Beeblebrox trying to control but Guy is working from the bottom.
Beeblebrox works over Guy with some ground and pound from guard.
Beeblebrox chips away with some ground and pound.
Beeblebrox trying to control the position from guard on top but Guy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Beeblebrox preventing the sweep.
The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Zaphod Beeblebrox.
Guy throws a lazy uppercut
and Beeblebrox counters with a nice uppercut.
Beeblebrox tries a head kick but it misses.
Guy stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Beeblebrox throws a sloppy head kick
and Guy counters with a low kick, right behind Beeblebrox 's knee.
Beeblebrox is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Beeblebrox fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Beeblebrox walks into a straight right hand from Guy.
Guy throws a lazy uppercut
and Beeblebrox counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Beeblebrox takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Beeblebrox misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Beeblebrox has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Guy fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Guy buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Beeblebrox shoots in looking for a takedown but Guy manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Beeblebrox's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
The Guy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Zaphod Beeblebrox.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Guy, right into the meat.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Guy lands with a nice body punch.
Guy swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Beeblebrox.
Guy ducks under a wild hook from Beeblebrox.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Guy buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Guy scores with a nice body kick.
Guy lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Guy throws a nice inside leg kick.
Beeblebrox takes one to the side of the head.
Beeblebrox closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
A combination from Beeblebrox does no damage.
Guy catches Beeblebrox with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Guy connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Beeblebrox throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Guy lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Beeblebrox will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Guy lands a right hook to the body.
Guy lands a nice looking body kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Guy lands a leg kick that knocks Beeblebrox off balance momentarily.
Guy scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Beeblebrox chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Guy can pounce on him.
That kick from Guy tenderised Beeblebrox's leg. Beeblebrox is trying to keep his angry face on.
Guy tries to work over Beeblebrox's front leg with a kick but Beeblebrox checks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
The Guy had his way with Zaphod Beeblebrox in that round.
The cut man is working on Zaphod Beeblebrox's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Guy, right into the meat.
Beeblebrox misses with a wild body shot.
Beeblebrox bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Guy is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Beeblebrox has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Beeblebrox working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Beeblebrox working the ground and pound but Guy is defending the strikes.
Beeblebrox is chipping away with strikes.
Guy defending against the ground and pound.
Beeblebrox is looking to take a break and control but Guy is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Guy regains half guard, as Beeblebrox was trying to land strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Beeblebrox is looking to take a break and control but Guy is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Beeblebrox misses with a head shot. Guy uses the momentum to regain guard.
Beeblebrox throwing strikes but missing.
Beeblebrox working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Beeblebrox wants to control from the top but Guy keeps moving.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Beeblebrox passes Guy's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Beeblebrox is trying to control the action in half guard but Guy is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Beeblebrox is working for a kimura but Guy is defending it quite comfortably.
Beeblebrox is working for an americana but Guy has been sneaky and has managed to get back to half guard, whilst Beeblebrox was thinking about the submission.
Beeblebrox working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Beeblebrox postures up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beeblebrox content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Beeblebrox trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Beeblebrox tries to free his leg and advance position but Guy is retaining full guard.
Beeblebrox is in close to Guy's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Beeblebrox with a flurry of punches that miss.
Guy utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Beeblebrox accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Guy has momentary wrist control but Beeblebrox slips an elbow through the middle.
Beeblebrox trying to control the position from guard on top but Guy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Guy utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Guy avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Beeblebrox postures up in Guy's guard and throws a big left but Guy blocks it.
Beeblebrox is working Guy over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Beeblebrox is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Guy utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Beeblebrox passes Guy's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Guy tries to roll over but Beeblebrox keeps him under control.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Well, if Beeblebrox is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
And that's the end of the fight!
Zaphod Beeblebrox comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Guy has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 48:47
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 48:47
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 48:47
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... The Guy!
The Guy retains his welterweight title!
The Guy very nearly forgot to thank Prestige Nutrition (160! $99) amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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