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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dana White (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Incubus Foo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Incubus Foo was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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195 lbs
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203 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Dana White!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Incubus Foo!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Foo wants to clinch.
Foo throws a big shot that misses.
White misses the shot to the body.
Dana White seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
White takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Foo misses with a low kick.
Foo takes a swing at White's ribcage but misses.
Foo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Foo misses with a body shot.
Foo works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Foo cracks White with a good jab.
Foo connects with a crisp jab.
Foo throws a jab when White was well out of range.
White misses with a lunging right hand
and Foo counters with a nice uppercut.
White misses with a wild body shot.
Foo slips a jab from White.
Foo misses with a wild body shot.
White looks to score with a jab to the body but Foo is just out of range.
Foo takes a jab right on the kisser.
Foo throws an uppercut from half a mile away. White sees it coming and avoids it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Foo lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
White scores with a jab to the jaw.
White throws a sloppy body shot
letting Foo counter with a right hand.
White avoids the head kick by Foo.
White is looking to wear down Foo with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
White misses the shot to the body.
White throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
White takes a swing at Foo's ribcage but misses.
White misses with a wild body shot.
White tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Foo paws at him with a jab and circles away.
White tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Foo counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Foo works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Foo.
White swings and misses with a hook to the body.
White sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
White moves in looking to clinch but Foo pushes him off.
White scores with a jab to the body.
Foo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by White.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
White throws a nice inside leg kick.
Foo ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nice straight punches there by Foo. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Foo.
Foo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Foo fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and White has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Foo gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Foo lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt White or not.
White has a couple of punches blocked by Foo.
Foo lands with a left to the head.
Foo lands with a light punch inside.
White blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Foo pushes White back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
White blocking some punches.
Foo tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
White is looking to take this one to the mat.
Foo misses with a punch on the inside.
Foo misses with a punch to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Foo.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Foo has a couple of punches blocked by White.
Foo tries a body shot but White blocks it.
White tries to work over Foo's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
White blocks a punch to the side of the head.
White misses with a short punch on the inside.
White lands a hook that snaps the head of Foo backwards.
Foo gets through White's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Foo blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Foo working aggressively here.
White lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Foo lands a right hand that snaps the head of White backwards.
White has had enough of the clinch but Foo keeps him there for the moment.
Foo goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
White has had enough of the clinch but Foo keeps him there for the moment.
Foo misses with a punch on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Foo.
Foo misses with the head strike.
White scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Foo will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning White up against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by White.
White lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
White is trying to force a seperation but Foo has the dominant position.
White lands a left hand that snaps the head of Foo backwards.
White is looking to control Foo's arms but Foo gets an underhook and turns him. Now White has his back to the cage.
Foo can't find room to land a body shot as White controls the action.
Foo tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Foo misses with a short punch on the inside.
White scores with a shot to the side of Foo's head.
Foo tries a body shot but White blocks it.
A short uppercut from White.
Foo misses with a hook to the ribs.
White struggles to land a body shot inside as Foo controls his hands.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
White misses with a short punch on the inside.
A hook to the body from White.
Foo lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of White backwards.
White manages to break the clinch.
White misses with a jab to the body
and Foo counters with a series of strikes. White will be more careful next time no doubt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Incubus Foo will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Foo misses with a low kick as White jumps back.
Foo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by White.
Foo avoids the body shot from White.
Foo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Foo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by White.
A thudding body kick lands there by Foo!
Foo on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
White blocks a jab.
White tries to move into range but Foo moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
White throws the left hand but Foo avoids the punch easily.
White fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Foo manages to avoid it.
White throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Foo paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Foo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but White was well out of range. Poor timing from Foo.
White misses with a shot to the body
and Foo counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Incubus Foo seems to be getting the better of the standup.
White ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Foo moves away.
A jab from Foo misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Foo gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
A short body shot lands from Foo as the two fighters clinch.
White's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
White breaks from the clinch.
White fails with an attempt to clinch.
White throws a head kick but Foo moves out of range.
White takes a swing at Foo's ribcage but misses.
White defending well as Foo loads up on a big left hand.
Foo throws a leg kick that misses.
Foo misses with a hook. White ducked under it nicely.
White looks to land a body kick but Foo moved away.
White dips to his left and cracks Foo with an uppercut!
White listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Foo ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
White swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
White misses the shot to the body.
Foo with a hook.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
White clobbers Foo with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
White throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Foo is breathing heavily.
White connects with a body shot that sends Foo's belly button to the back.
White thows a body shot but no joy.
Foo cracks White with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Foo misses with a low kick as White jumps back.
Decent striking displayed by White there.
Foo gets a clinch.
Foo fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Foo working aggressively here.
White breaks from the clinch.
White jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Foo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but White manages to avoid it.
White lands a nice looking kick to the body. Foo takes a step back to recover.
White misses with an attempted mid kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Foo's hands are dropping dangerously low here and White connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Foo scrambles back to his feet.
Foo looks to land a combination but White avoids it well.
Foo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but White manages to avoid it.
White misses with a telegraphed body shot
enabling Foo to counter with a crisp jab.
A shot to the body from White misses
and Foo counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Foo steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from White. That one must have hurt.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Foo lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and White has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from White and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
White just misses with a punch to the body.
White throws a sloppy body shot
letting Foo counter with a right hand.
White just misses with a punch to the body.
Foo avoids the body shot from White.
Foo slaps away a takedown attempt from White, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Foo misses with a body shot.
White throws a looping overhand right but Foo ducks down to avoid it.
White misses with a wild combination.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
White avoids the body shot from Foo.
Foo throws a hook but White blocks it.
Foo misses with a low kick.
Foo takes a shot right to the bread basket.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
White throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Foo moves out of range of the strikes.
Foo uses good head movement to avoid the hook from White.
Foo avoids the body shot from White.
White looks to score with a jab to the body but Foo is just out of range.
Foo scores with a jab.
White is looking to clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
White changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
White jabs at Foo's body.
White scores with a one two! Foo had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Foo misses with a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dana White dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
White fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
White misses with a hook to the body
and Foo counters with a straight right hand.
White blocks the body kick.
Foo misses with a few strikes there.
Foo is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by White.
White feints and then cracks Foo's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Foo down.
White misses with a shot to the body
and Foo counters with a left to the body.
White fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Foo manages to avoid it.
White is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A shot to the body from White misses
and White takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Foo wants to clinch up but White keeps it at a distance.
Foo lands with a shot to the body.
White tries to close the distance and clinch up but Foo swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Foo takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Foo takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Foo takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
White looks to score with a jab to the body but Foo is just out of range.
Foo throws a solid leg kick but White takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Foo.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Foo lands with a good body shot.
White displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
White throws a predictable looking body shot
and Foo counters with a nice uppercut.
Foo moves in looking to clinch but White pushes him off.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from White.
White connects with a single shot there.
White lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Foo is rocked!
White scores with a kick to the body.
Foo is still on wobbly legs! Can White finish him?
White fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
White cracks Foo on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Foo falls backwards against the cage. White follows up with more strikes that drop Foo to his knees. White keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Foo! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dana White!
Dana White spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
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